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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



probably massacring class enemies or something but i don't care :fap:

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

RFC2324 posted:

one year later...

if woman can carry log like that you know she plow field well

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Zzulu posted:

I haven't and now I'm curious :(

The video it links to isn't working anymore but I found this screenshot of the video in question.

NSFW http://www.eatbloganddie.com/post/11267105017/pornstars-cocaine-win NSFW

No doubt someone here has the skills necessary to find a mirror that works.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Cardiovorax posted:

That's so beautiful it doesn't even look real.

That's what SHE said. Comrade.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

probably massacring class enemies or something but i don't care :fap:



I guess there is such a thing as too much trigger discipline

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Phlegmish posted:

probably massacring class enemies or something but i don't care :fap:



It's been a while, but those look like RK 62s, the Finnish army assault rifle that's pretty much ol' AK 47 with better production values. The stock looks different though. If I'm not mistaken, they have recoil enhancers (don't know right English term) fitted on the end of barrel that shatter wax practice bullets when fired and also enhance the recoil so that the auto/semi auto reload mechanism works. The man in the background looks on grimly because he knows he has to clean that poo poo from the inside of the barrels after the girls have had their fun.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Oberleutnant posted:

do people really think of siberia as a perpetually frozen hellscape? I know its history as a dumping ground for convicts and exiles might make it sound unpleasant, but by all accounts I've read it's an incredibly lush and fertile landscape that's teeming with life. Obviously winters are brutal, but that's true everywhere in Russia.

Lots of Siberia is covered by taiga which is cool and pretty but very frozen, and lots of the rest is grassland that's also very pretty and has grass on it but apparently the soil there isn't particularly fertile for much besides grass. Combine that with a lack of easy river access and you get lots of space that isn't so great for people to live in so they don't.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


loving lol. this is pro click as gently caress

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

was hoping that those were electricity cables...

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

JFairfax posted:

was hoping that those were electricity cables...

I have some good news for you then!

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

JFairfax posted:

was hoping that those were electricity cables...


RideTheSpiral posted:

loving lol. this is pro click as gently caress


Lazer Monkey posted:

I uh, wow... :staredog:


Dead.juice posted:

I died laughing at how relaxed the cat was as the tree started falling.

if you didnt watch it with subtitles do yourself a favor and watch it again

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
IT'S ME, UKRAINE!!!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

unlimited shrimp posted:

IT'S ME, UKRAINE!!!

AH SON OF A BITCH!!

Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

shoot men, receive credits

Laputanmachine posted:

It's been a while, but those look like RK 62s.

If those are RK 62, than they are dressed up to look like AK74M rifles; with changed sights, furniture and using 5.45x39 mags instead of 7.62x39. So no, those are probably not RK 62.



:v: "I'll show you a trick"


the subtitles really are a must.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



drat, with can-do attitude like that, I am amazed Russia isn't even more broken than it is already

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


If you ever had any questions about Russia, this will answer everything. poo poo gets done in this country. Be it the right or the wrong way, brains or no brains. poo poo gets done.

(cat would have climbed down by itself in an hour or so, minus broken window, cut down tree and damaged power lines)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Feindfeuer posted:

:v: "I'll show you a trick"


the subtitles really are a must.

What a strange trick.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005







Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
"Bastard! You fall down!"

...

"Any other suggestions?"

"Do you have a hammer?"

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
...how?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



We have acquired electricity!!!

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

If you're thinking that real... I have some land in Saskatoon I picked up 10 a acker I'm selling for 1,000 an acker.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Sorry dude is Norwegian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the ending is the best. having thrown glass bottles from a second floor window, chopped down a tree, and shorted out the local electric lines, the soldier says "im going home now to my bed"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

WaffleLove posted:

If you're thinking that real... I have some land in Saskatoon I picked up 10 a acker I'm selling for 1,000 an acker.
I've seen a similar effect with people trying to do fire breathing with a mouthfull of high-proof alcohol. I wouldn't put it past a Russian alcoholic to do something similar by accident; the amount those people can drink is insane.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

WaffleLove posted:

If you're thinking that real... I have some land in Saskatoon I picked up 10 a acker I'm selling for 1,000 an acker.

Russians do not consent to laws of the physics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T660ZP6Z4GI


you irl posted:

the ending is the best. having thrown glass bottles from a second floor window, chopped down a tree, and shorted out the local electric lines, the soldier says "im going home now to my bed"

it was a plastic bottle, the glas breaking was some poor guys windows in the second floor. in the middle of winter.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
the cat is metaphor for russia, the yelling lady is youth asking where motherland has gone and why it is in tree, the soldier is putin and the electric wires ukraine

the tree... is just tree, who cares about tree

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

waitwhatno posted:

it was a plastic bottle, the glas breaking was some poor guys windows in the second floor. in the middle of winter.

lol that makes it even better somebody give that soldier a medal

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

you irl posted:

the ending is the best. having thrown glass bottles from a second floor window, chopped down a tree, and shorted out the local electric lines, the soldier says "im going home now to my bed"

dont forget the cat running as far and fast as possible from the scene, so he didnt even get the cat back, he just got it out of the tree

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Pornographic Memory posted:

dont forget the cat running as far and fast as possible from the scene, so he didnt even get the cat back, he just got it out of the tree

Say what you will about the Russian army, they're nothing if not pragmatic and straight to the point. Cat is down from tree, tree is down so no longer problem, electric wires were just bourgeoisie influences that needed to be smashed anyways.

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Thump! posted:

We have acquired electricity!!!

Gonna mark that video as a keeper for whenever I need to laugh my rear end off.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

All Russians have the innate ability to breathe fire

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
there is old russian saying: it is not whether you strike the owl with the pole or with the pole strike the owl; it makes no difference, the owl is dead

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Pornographic Memory posted:

dont forget the cat running as far and fast as possible from the scene, so he didnt even get the cat back, he just got it out of the tree

Judging by its reaction it also got a nice invigorating dose of electricity which also conveniently helped make its decision to drop from the tree that much easier.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

watching a doc about a prison in Russia solely for murderers

starts with a guy going "I dreamed I was with my friends. How could that be? I'd killed them."

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Whorelord posted:

watching a doc about a prison in Russia solely for murderers

starts with a guy going "I dreamed I was with my friends. How could that be? I'd killed them."

there's a prison in russia called "Black Dolphin" which is pretty metal

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008



Russia stronk

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




waitwhatno posted:

If you ever had any questions about Russia, this will answer everything. poo poo gets done in this country. Be it the right or the wrong way, brains or no brains. poo poo gets done.

(cat would have climbed down by itself in an hour or so, minus broken window, cut down tree and damaged power lines)

Russia is like Hell's amusement park, and I can't take my eyes from it's vulgar beauty.

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

"When we heard the presidential decree that the death penalty had been abolished, one man hung himself 5 minutes later with his underpants"

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