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vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011

axeil posted:

Why is there a Marlins fan sitting right behind home plate? :confused:


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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Bases loaded with 2 outs. This is actually where the Royals like to do thangs.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

rickiep00h posted:

Probably the guy throwing 90+ mph pitches.
I wouldn't put it past an MLB umpire to make that noise.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

I hate the royals

That is all

stump collector
May 28, 2007

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Eric please hit a Hosmer

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

god Bumgarner grunts so loud. it's like women's tennis but not arousing

sez you

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


fart

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Walked posted:

I hate the royals

That is all

what in the world

stump collector
May 28, 2007
you stupid gently caress

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

god Bumgarner grunts so loud. it's like women's tennis but not arousing

Says you :pervert:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:smithicide:

Malaclypse
Sep 12, 2000

alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell
blammeaux

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Walked posted:

I hate the royals

That is all

Haha gently caress the royals

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Y'all just made Bumgarner angry.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Swinging at the first loving pitch?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I'm shocked that we didn't get a run in there.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


somethingblue
Sep 25, 2005

that was next level terrible!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
<_<

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dear Royals,

This is the strategy the Tigers used in 2012.

It's not a good strategy.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Haha

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alright an original Marlins season ticket holder is cool in my book. That's dedication.

Shame the Royals couldn't get any runs there :smith:

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


ROYALS

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Spoeank posted:

look what you did

You were saying? :smug:

fluffer muffle
Oct 15, 2010

RE: RUN SUPPORT
Praise Satan.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Phew. Please settle down, MadBum

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

You were saying? :smug:

He did so little of that in the strike zone though?

Which was the correct strategy, just saying it doesn't line up with your advice.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Please put George Brett in.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

:suicide:

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

I like all the things the Giants are doing

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Grittybeard posted:

He did so little of that in the strike zone though?

Which was the correct strategy, just saying it doesn't line up with your advice.

He put it in the zone, got two strikes, then pitched out of it.

Or in Hosmer's case one pitch in the zone.

Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008
Alright, alright, alright...

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

VJeff posted:

Dear Royals,

This is the strategy the Tigers used in 2012.

It's not a good strategy.

*Yost signals for right-handed reliever*

Bah god King, that's Valverde's music!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

He put in the zone, got two strikes, then pitched out of it.

Or in Hosmer's case one pitch in the zone.

It doesn't seem that way but I admit I was probably blinded by the Escobar at bat because jesus christ.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
You have to admit he does resemble Daniel Stern a bit.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
I don't understand what an 'emotional leader' is.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Grittybeard posted:

It doesn't seem that way but I admit I was probably blinded by the Escobar at bat because jesus christ.

Yeah he didn't start throwing high until he got two strikes, which is standard Bumgarner, aka what I'm looking for.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pence is good

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Hunter Pence is really good at baseball.

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