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like imagine, you're on your death bed, loving, beautiful white family at your side, all atheists of course. you say goodbye, knowing that it's the last time you'll ever see them and there's no afterlife. but then you end up in hell and it becomes clear that it's for eternity and it's the worst torture you can imagine and time does not dull the senses.
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But there is no hell, or heaven. lol.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:31
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are we talkin' a single Hell or a personal hell? b/c i could dig the former, but the later would suck.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:31
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I would be so embarrassed.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:31
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like lmao i dont even think hitler would deserve such a thing. maybe a few hundred thousand years of it but eternity? gosh. the idea that a loving god would ever do that is laughable beyond anything. but still, that would be so terrible.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:31
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i thought if you're an atheist you get one last chance to accept jesus after you die
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Oct 22, 2014 03:32
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It would not be that bad as all the people who tried hard to get into heaven are close minded xenophobes.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:32
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still not as bad as this thread
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Oct 22, 2014 03:32
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everyone except a single vagrant who, 355 years ago, came up with an entirely unique sect of Christianity, is going to hell
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:like imagine, you're on your death bed, loving, beautiful white family at your side, all atheists of course. you say goodbye, knowing that it's the last time you'll ever see them and there's no afterlife. You'd get to meet hitler. E: Nm hitler was a christian so yeah hes in heaven.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:33
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Hell is the irreparable separation from the divine we experience by believing in our own ego. Thus, hell exists, but heaven doesn't unless you have hosed up brain chemistry hth
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SPACE HOMOS posted:It would not be that bad as all the people who tried hard to get into heaven are close minded xenophobes. this is haha funny but an eternity of casserole is much better than an eternity of the worst torture an all knowing being can imagine like can you imagine what a being who can imagine anything can imagine? it would be bad
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Oct 22, 2014 03:34
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no way satan keeps me in hell when he smells my poops
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Oct 22, 2014 03:35
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:this is haha funny but an eternity of casserole is much better than an eternity of the worst torture an all knowing being can imagine so youre saying heaven is filled with this? ill take hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPD-pq818U
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Oct 22, 2014 03:36
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BOY would my face be RED
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Oct 22, 2014 03:37
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If heaven and hell are both allegories to an afterlife and all these religions are connected I will most likely be reborn as the bear from the russia thread But if there's nothing, I guess I regret not being able to become that bear
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Oct 22, 2014 03:37
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I think all kids raised with religion think about this. Fire burning you that hurts worse than real fire, lets call it double fire. Not to mention that no one gets to go to heaven until Jesus actually comes back, so no one is looking down on you from heaven unless you have survived the apocalypse and you have been Left Behind The original version of hell was basically just the shame of knowing God turned his back on you because you turned your back on him but Hell 2.0 was upgraded to give it some more oomph.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:38
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SaltLick posted:so youre saying heaven is filled with this? ill take hell yes but in hell u have to eat what people in heaven poop
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Oct 22, 2014 03:38
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:yes but in hell u have to eat what people in heaven poop better than the salad at least
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another thing that's really weird is that the devil and god are at war but god is the one who decides who goes to heaven or hell which means basically god recuits people for the devils army?? either that or like the devil is gods employee?
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SaltLick posted:no way satan keeps me in hell when he smells my poops satan has a special treat for you. Hes gonna hook one of thsoe fart smeller devices up to your butt, but make it for your poops for all eternity.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:another thing that's really weird is that the devil and god are at war but god is the one who decides who goes to heaven or hell which means basically god recuits people for the devils army?? The devil was also created by god. God is also omnipotent so he is all knowing so he knew the devil would betray him. So why create him?
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I think all kids raised with religion think about this. Fire burning you that hurts worse than real fire, lets call it double fire. hell 2.0: hell harder e: i thought if you died before jesus comes back you go to paradise where you chill until judgment day?
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Oct 22, 2014 03:42
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would you rather have hell or nothing? i prefer sara's macaroni salad world, myself
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Oct 22, 2014 03:43
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Al Borland posted:The devil was also created by god. God is also omnipotent so he is all knowing so he knew the devil would betray him. So why create him? did you make your account when you were 7 years old?
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Al Borland posted:satan has a special treat for you. Hes gonna hook one of thsoe fart smeller devices up to your butt, but make it for your poops for all eternity. hail satan.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:44
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You're in it.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:44
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then ill happily enlist in the demonic horde because gods a dick and deserves to be the first against the wall when the proletariat revolution comes.
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InterFaced posted:hail satan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyt3GO7DpSo
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Oct 22, 2014 03:45
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If there is a hell I will see you there.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:45
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Even if hell is real it's far too late to turn back now so I might as well go all in.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:45
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 I doxxed op and found his pic look at this idiot.
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Oct 22, 2014 03:46
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spoilers earth is actually hell
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Oct 22, 2014 03:48
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Equine Don posted:You're in it. Hell is other people's stupid loving opinions
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Fojar38 posted:spoilers dang. what the heck did africans do??
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Why do people think hell is all about speed metal? Maybe the dark lord loves to listen to cher every once in a while?
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Al Borland posted:satan has a special treat for you. Hes gonna hook one of thsoe fart smeller devices up to your butt, but make it for your poops for all eternity. come on now youre impervious to your own farts and poop smells everyone knows this
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SaltLick posted:come on now youre impervious to your own farts and poop smells everyone knows this the true agony of hell is that in the absence of God's light your farts smell just like anyone else's
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:the true agony of hell is that in the absence of God's light your farts smell just like anyone else's in hell your farts burn up before they get to your nose because of all the fire actually
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