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Gambling. If old people are so wise, why do they gamble so much? Old people are dumb.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:02
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die when karatie chopped 
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Oct 24, 2014 06:03
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Suck my dick for free.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:04
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want kids off their lawn is the obvious one
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Oct 24, 2014 06:04
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Driving bad. Today I was behind a grandpa on the road and half his car was on the bicycle lane.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:09
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They poo poo their pants
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Oct 24, 2014 06:10
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Stubbornly cling to life past the point of their physical independence.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:10
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respect eachother
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Oct 24, 2014 06:12
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:respect eachother
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Oct 24, 2014 06:14
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Oct 24, 2014 06:19
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e: what.. attachments work???
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Oct 24, 2014 06:19
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poo poo all over themselves
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Oct 24, 2014 06:21
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:respect eachother old people are miserable cunts who hate everyone, especially each other
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Oct 24, 2014 06:26
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krampster2 posted:Gambling. If old people are so wise, why do they gamble so much? Old people are dumb. It's called malaise, OP
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Oct 24, 2014 06:27
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Have fake teeth. 
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Oct 24, 2014 06:27
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They use loving checks at the grocery store.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:28
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They pay for their funeral casket ahead of time.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:31
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psyopmonkey posted:They use loving checks at the grocery store.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:32
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call obama a friend of the family
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Oct 24, 2014 06:32
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Pay with checks anywhere.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:32
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vote republican
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Oct 24, 2014 06:33
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spend their social security check on gold
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Oct 24, 2014 06:33
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Put up with you faggots.
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Oct 24, 2014 06:34
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die from loneliness
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Oct 24, 2014 06:34
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Harime Nui posted:It's called malaise, OP I think it's called "gently caress my grandchildren no one is getting their hands on my stash when I'm gone."
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Oct 24, 2014 06:34
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good at becoming dead
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Oct 24, 2014 06:35
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persist on living even as their bodies grow gradually uglier and uglier and their minds do the same. if i'm not dead before 50 i hope i'm murdered or finally have get the guts to kill myself 
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Oct 24, 2014 06:35
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my grandmother told me this story once. it was the 1950s she was giving birth to my uncle and was on a lot of painkillers. she always gets extremely insane on painkillers but this was before we realized that. so there is this handsome dr and he gives her a pelvic exam, and she said she was very attracted to this doctor. so the doctor left and she mentioned that she thought he was very handsome right in front of my grandfather. the handsome doctor came back and she said "oh no, if he touches me one more time i'm going to have an orgasm!" my great grandmother replied: "What is an orgasm?"
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Oct 24, 2014 06:45
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Pedophilia 
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Oct 24, 2014 06:48
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bitch about the bad manners of the younger generations then you go on your first cruise and you're like lol
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Oct 24, 2014 06:48
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they spend years dying and wasting all their money on keeping their dumb old asses alive and they kids get gently caress all (i hate you muM!)
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Oct 24, 2014 06:51
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Grow wrinkles then spend money to lose wrinkles. Nice one idiots, just don't get wrinkles in the first place. loving morans
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Oct 24, 2014 07:02
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let out lots of 
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Oct 24, 2014 07:03
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My favorite old man thing is if they are sitting watching something or someone they just get up in the middle of whatever is going on and leave as if to say I'm done with this.
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Oct 24, 2014 07:36
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tell those goddamn sassyass kids to keep the gently caress off my lawn!
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Oct 24, 2014 08:06
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skin gets all loose and gross in some places and then all weird and shriveled in others and they want to tell you all about their problematic urethra
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Oct 24, 2014 08:09
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Bake so many cookies, muffins, and pies that you have to start giving them to your neighbors and friends because everyone in your family already has like three pies they're still working on. Thanks grandma.
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Oct 24, 2014 08:43
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smell
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Oct 24, 2014 08:51
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Oct 24, 2014 08:54
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ProfessorGroove posted:Badnosad I dont like you.
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