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Jerusalem posted:I've never seen the Catwoman movie but when I heard about how bad it was, all I could think was that it couldn't have been as bad as that scene in Daredevil where Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner fight in the school playground while the kids watch and cheer. Then I saw this: Yeah it really has to be... "experienced" to be believed.
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Phylodox posted:And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. I finally understand what "War is hell" means 
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Madkal posted:Lest we forget the true crimes of the Catwoman movie. Ahh, what the hell was with the camera work there? It made Michael Bay look like Stanley Kubrick. Good god!
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Jerusalem posted:Final episode of the season sees Alfred, Bruce and Gordon standing in stately Wayne Manor's one room. They all excuse themselves saying they have a surprise to prepare for the others. They leave the room and all three return at the same time in white make-up with insane grins, green hair and purple suits and shout,"That's right it's me, I'm the Joker!" I laughed way harder then I should have at this and whenever I'm feeling down from now on I'm going to imagine this ridiculous hilarious scenario
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Madkal posted:Lest we forget the true crimes of the Catwoman movie. I can see Bullock and Gordon reenacting this on Gotham.
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surfwriter1 posted:And tall. So yes, I can't wait until the scoliosis takes its toll and he morphs into the brutish curmudgeon we all love. Madkal posted:Lest we forget the true crimes of the Catwoman movie.
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Junkie Disease posted:I can see Bullock and Gordon reenacting this on Gotham. But Bullock can't be Catwoman because he is the Joker.
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Rohaq posted:I'm really looking forward to seeing young Bruce training to become The World's Greatest Detective - in much more detail than they gave in the most recent movie reboot. Or any Batman movie, really.
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Madkal posted:But Bullock can't be Catwoman because he is the Joker. The Joker is obvious Fish Mooney, come on.
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precision posted:The Joker is obvious Fish Mooney, come on. Serious answer: It's Barbara. She gets over her agoraphobia by jumping into a vat of chemicals.
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Oct 24, 2014 20:54
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It turns out Bruce was the killer all along.
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Joker is the ultra-rare bubblegum card. The writers are that annoying kid on the playground who will not stop talking about his mint-condition card collection. You will NEVER see the Joker as he's way too cool to risk taking to school. The kid might name drop other cards in his collection but seeing as how he doesn't do much with the cards he *does* display you kinda have to wonder whats the point of it all. Tortured metaphors aside, they really need to give Gordon some more personality.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:04
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..and his bitchin' mustache.
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Drifter posted:It turns out Bruce was the killer all along. But then it turns out that Bruce was dead the entire time!
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tarlibone posted:But then it turns out that Bruce was dead the entire time! Yup, he was shot along with his parents. A family of bats hollowed him out and wore him as a skin suit. This is a story about a bunch of bats pretending to be a billionaire who will grow up to pretend to be a bat.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:27
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:..and his bitchin' mustache. He's gonna get that in the final episode. He'll be sitting in his chair, contemplating how it all went wrong. Then a mustache will break through his window. He shall become a stache.
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Zsinjeh posted:It would be pretty rad if they did something like in the Arkham games and have it literally be the end of a smashed bottle from a bar fight. This is worse than when I saw a "Nolan Riddler" costume that his mask was just a bruise.
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Firstborn posted:This is worse than when I saw a "Nolan Riddler" costume that his mask was just a bruise. Why? That's pretty clever in my opinion, in doing something new with the character. Hell of a lot more interesting than half a pair of corrective lenses. If you've never played the game, then you haven't seen how they pulled it off. Nicely done. Besides, when it comes to being monocled, Uncle Pennybags and Mr. Peanut have already stolen the show.
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surfwriter1 posted:Why? That's pretty clever in my opinion, in doing something new with the character. Hell of a lot more interesting than half a pair of corrective lenses. If you've never played the game, then you haven't seen how they pulled it off. Nicely done. Well I played Asylum and City, I just don't remember him using a discarded piece of trash as eyewear. Origins is on my hard drive, should I play that to succinctly understand why shoving the bottom of a glass bottle into your face is an inspired idea? I barely played the intro.
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Firstborn posted:Well I played Asylum and City, I just don't remember him using a discarded piece of trash as eyewear. Origins is on my hard drive, should I play that to succinctly understand why shoving the bottom of a glass bottle into your face is an inspired idea? I barely played the intro. He had it in City, I believe. Remnants of a bar brawl. Took both his attacker's eyes afterwards. I'm think the story was that he couldn't remove it lest he destroy the nerves in his eye and rendering it completely useless or some such reason. At least it's somewhat of an explanation. Medically accurate ... *sigh.* But if you're thinking that it was a fashion statement then yes, it sounds completely ridiculous. He was also English in that version of the character. The last two statements have no relation. surfwriter1 fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 06:03
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Honestly, I kind of like English penguin, though!
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He was also Nolan North in that version of the Penguin.
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Firstborn posted:Honestly, I kind of like English penguin, though! Growing up I always thought the Penguin was British. I mean, "Oswald Cobblepot"?!
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precision posted:Growing up I always thought the Penguin was British. I mean, "Oswald Cobblepot"?! Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.
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Firstborn posted:Well I played Asylum and City, I just don't remember him using a discarded piece of trash as eyewear. Origins is on my hard drive, should I play that to succinctly understand why shoving the bottom of a glass bottle into your face is an inspired idea? I barely played the intro. Its not that he did it himself, the idea is that someone stabbed him in the face with the bottom of a bottle during a bar brawl. I always thought that was an interesting take on his monocle as well - adds a little background, makes him seem a bit more serious and believable as a street thug, and isn't just a weird upper-class affectation like in other versions.
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Phenotype posted:Its not that he did it himself, the idea is that someone stabbed him in the face with the bottom of a bottle during a bar brawl. I always thought that was an interesting take on his monocle as well - adds a little background, makes him seem a bit more serious and believable as a street thug, and isn't just a weird upper-class affectation like in other versions. Who the hell stabs someone with the bottom of a beer bottle? Immersion ruined.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who the hell stabs someone with the bottom of a beer bottle? Immersion ruined. If he was stabbed with the bottom, wouldn't it be the sharp end sticking out?
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That is so loving dumb. Don't roll on your side when you're sleeping!
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Fragmented posted:That is so loving dumb. Don't roll on your side when you're sleeping! Cobblepot couldn't roll from his back to his side unless it was down a hill.
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I appreciate that they were trying to do something interesting with the monocle, but whenever I saw the Penguin in that game, I could only ever think about how disgusting the inside of that thing would be.
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And the infection.
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Drifter posted:And the infection. It's a beer bottle. The alcohol sterilized it.
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Phylodox posted:It's a beer bottle. The alcohol sterilized it. That's good enough science for a world where a dude can fly around the sun and back in less than a minute.
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Is there any episode tonight? I though because ambian the tv show aka the World Series was on there wasn't a new episode.
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twistedmentat posted:Is there any episode tonight? I though because ambian the tv show aka the World Series was on there wasn't a new episode. According to AV Club there is a new episode.
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Zsinjeh posted:Previously on Gotham Is your social worker in that couch?
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I was thinking that Gordon looks like he was based on Bud White. But cleaned up.
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Someone is going to acknowledge that "Spirit of the Goat" is a loving ridiculous name, right?
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Hey Bullock I just got a great new DS game its called Professer Layton...
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