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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

A lot of assumptions being made here, maybe the person on the left is in an abusive relationship and the person on the right is their abuser pressuring them not to tell anyone. Makes u think.

Skylark posted:

omg cool

I know!!


ArbitraryC posted:

Yeah it's nice, I'm kind of an affectionate person and will do stuff like that/hold hands/have my arm around my partner depending on setting and context. I drive left handed so I can pretty much do exactly that thing in the OP.

I'm an affectionate person but my fiancee and I don't want to get murdered for being noticeably gay in public so we are careful not to hold hands or throw up too many signals that we are a couple.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Trixie Hardcore posted:

A lot of assumptions being made here, maybe the person on the left is in an abusive relationship and the person on the right is their abuser pressuring them not to tell anyone. Makes u think.


I know!!



I'm an affectionate person but my fiancee and I don't want to get murdered for being noticeably gay in public so we are careful not to hold hands or throw up too many signals that we are a couple.

You would have loved Northhampton in the 90s

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Equine Don posted:

Also low: my testosterone, which is proving to be quite problematic, as I must sell off my extensive collection of Xenosaga action figures to buy my medicine.

How can you have an extensive collection of Xenosaga action figures, there's like, three.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I'm an affectionate person but my fiancee and I don't want to get murdered for being noticeably gay in public so we are careful not to hold hands or throw up too many signals that we are a couple.
Another advantage of thigh-groping: it's subtle and easy to do under a table. Or a jacket, whatever.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
from the anonymous confessions thread:

quote:

I post a lot about being a girl and I know it's why I'm a popular GBS "personality", but I'm actually a guy and I think they're all idiots for believing me.

hi op

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Cyra posted:

from the anonymous confessions thread:


hi op

i can proove it

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Some goons think I'm a guy irl too, Skylark. Goons that have a trap fetish, I guess.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
All goons are men. Goonettes do not exist in our reality.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Some goons think I'm a guy irl too, Skylark. Goons that have a trap fetish, I guess.
You do have a very butch posting voice.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
But seriously I have no idea what it is about my posting that makes some people assume I'm a guy but whatever suck my dick.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




you have very manly hands

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
So rude. Nobody's judging you, we all love you just the way you are. You need to learn to accept people for accepting you for who you are, you know.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Trixie Hardcore posted:

But seriously I have no idea what it is about my posting that makes some people assume I'm a guy but whatever suck my dick.
Hmmmm

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Tsinava posted:

im going to be a handsome lonely slut for the rest of my life.

same

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Vaginas are really gross, but female bodies are very nice. A dickgirl, shemale, tranny, or ladyboy is really the best of both worlds.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Plafop posted:

Vaginas are really gross, but female bodies are very nice. A dickgirl, shemale, tranny, or ladyboy is really the best of both worlds.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Plafop posted:

Vaginas are really gross, but female bodies are very nice. A dickgirl, shemale, tranny, or ladyboy is really the best of both worlds.
Actually kind of agree with this to be honest, don't get me wrong I love me some muffdiving but I'm not really into spreading centerfolds or that porn close up of cum dribbling out. Dicks are much more aesthetically pleasing imo.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Best of both of both worlds is probably a functional hermaphrodite with an extra dick but I'm not trying to objectify anyone here.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
You wouldn't happen to be friends with a guy named Taygon, would you?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
No. Why?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Oh, no reason. Just making sure.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Trixie if you are foreals getting married congrats. Those ballet lessons paid off!

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Love it when girls refer to you as Sir for no reason, for like it when they look up from their knees with hallowed lips like "please-cum now", like it when you're loving from behind a bitch cough and her buttwhole does a little wink @ u ;)

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
That's what donkey punches are for.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Captain Candiru posted:

Trixie if you are foreals getting married congrats. Those ballet lessons paid off!

Thank you! I am for reals getting married. Would have actually married her years ago if it had been legal because she is really good at putting up with my sassy princess bullshit.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Thank you! I am for reals getting married. Would have actually married her years ago if it had been legal because she is really good at putting up with my sassy princess bullshit.
Hey, congrats. I thought you were just taking the piss, but I'm honestly happy for you. :)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cardiovorax posted:

Hey, congrats. I thought you were just taking the piss, but I'm honestly happy for you. :)

Aw thank you! I'm feeling a little flustered now you loving homos omg

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Aw thank you! I'm feeling a little flustered now you loving homos omg
I suppose it's not an insult when it's true. PM me some copies of the wedding photos!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Aw thank you! I'm feeling a little flustered now you loving homos omg
Super happy for ya :). I'm so far off from marriage myself it's hard to imagine. Did have a date with a cute skinny nerdy boy this morning though, wide rimmed square black glasses, nicely styled hair, and a bitch bar <3.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

yeah trixie that's super rad, congrats! :h:

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Plafop posted:

Vaginas are really gross, but female bodies are very nice. A dickgirl, shemale, tranny, or ladyboy is really the best of both worlds.

Yea

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

who's that?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

whoflungpoop posted:

lets get maryed

hands off my friend! You goonettes are no good for him!

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Al Borland posted:

hands off my friend! You goonettes are no good for him!

obligatory reminder that al borland once tried to own synthy in the ladychat thread by making fun of him for his cat dying, and then refusing to use gendered pronouns to refer to synthy as an attempt to show disrespect

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Lindsay LoHan solo posted:

it's pretty easy to have legs that thin, really.

I'm sorry I chuckled at this because I got what you meant.

How is therapy coming?

Portals posted:

obligatory reminder that al borland once tried to own synthy in the ladychat thread by making fun of him for his cat dying, and then refusing to use gendered pronouns to refer to synthy as an attempt to show disrespect


Nice to see you too.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Portals posted:

obligatory reminder that al borland once tried to own synthy in the ladychat thread by making fun of him for his cat dying, and then refusing to use gendered pronouns to refer to synthy as an attempt to show disrespect

He's so god drat pathetic

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Beef Turret posted:

He's so god drat pathetic

Yeah I shouldn't have wasted time posting it.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Portals posted:

obligatory reminder that al borland once tried to own synthy in the ladychat thread by making fun of him for his cat dying, and then refusing to use gendered pronouns to refer to synthy as an attempt to show disrespect

omg my blood is boilinggggg

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
whats a synthy

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