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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I like hockey and like books but I hate dragging my knuckles because I have very sensitive skin. One time I accidently brushed up against a rose bush and I was all like "Holy gently caress that hurt!" but I couldn't be mad because the rose bush was just being a rose bush.

And it was pretty.

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Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

I love hockey and the people who play it

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

One time when OP was allowed to play, the cute girls in his class cross checked him lightly. The light tap broke OPs frail arm, knocked him down and gave him a concussion.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

oh look a hockey fan engaging in cyber bullying what a surprise

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Flying Fortress posted:

oh look a hockey fan engaging in cyber bullying what a surprise

Flying Fortress posted:

and hockey fans are the worst. the more you like hockey the dumber you are

read a book you knuckle-draggers


Terrible troll

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Oh look a quidditch fan being a little bitch online.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



hockey is awesome because in any other sport fighting is either a)the whole point of the sport or b)something that happens then gets everyone suspended and fined

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I do not enjoy hockey

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

I do not enjoy hockey

I can respect that. Its not for everyone. God bless

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Fetus Tree posted:

I do not enjoy hockey

I think we could still be friends.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Hockey is fantastic and if you can't enjoy it I'm sorry.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Wonderllama posted:

i played tonsil hockey with OP's mom, and oddly enough: there was black people there

same

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hockey is cool and good









jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
hockey is the best sport to watch, and the video games are the most fun to play. i like how a lot of the guys don't retire till like loving 50, so there are still a bunch of players playing that I liked to watch in 4th grade.

socialized healthcare and socialized hockey, if only canada didn't have all that drat snow.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

hockey is the best sport to watch, and the video games are the most fun to play. i like how a lot of the guys don't retire till like loving 50, so there are still a bunch of players playing that I liked to watch in 4th grade.

socialized healthcare and socialized hockey, if only canada didn't have all that drat snow.

there's hockey in florida but it's not really that close to what anyone would call hockey

sometimes real hockey teams go there though!

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

crude innuendo and pointless violence: things hockey fans consider totally acceptable

way to keep it classy guys

E: V V V indignity to animal corpses as celebratory action, wow so cool V V V

Flying Fortress fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 27, 2014

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
op name a sport where they throw octopi on the ice brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMUo8EDcpyE

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hockey is awesome

Opinions are just like the OP, assholes.

I think I hosed that simile up

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Tusen Takk posted:

there's hockey in florida but it's not really that close to what anyone would call hockey

sometimes real hockey teams go there though!

ugh, wow wrongo friend

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
There is nothing better than watching the greatest man-mens what ever skated the earth crush the legions of effete Canadians, slovenly Russians, plucky lil' Americans and the savage, barbarous Finns in the noble sport of hockeymans

:sweden:

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Tusen Takk posted:

there's hockey in florida but it's not really that close to what anyone would call hockey

sometimes real hockey teams go there though!

The Lightning are okay but say goodbye to the Panthers

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Hockey needs a shorter season and one less round of playoffs. Hockey shouldn't end in late June, it should end in mid May.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

op embarrassed himself on a skate date

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Antifreeze Head posted:

Hockey needs a shorter season and one less round of playoffs. Hockey shouldn't end in late June, it should end in mid May.

Antifreeze Head posted:

and one less round of playoffs.

Antifreeze Head posted:

less round of playoffs.


:frogout:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



mcvey posted:

The Lightning are okay but say goodbye to the Panthers

oh yeah i forgot about them

RIP Panthers, see yah in Seattle!! :rip:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Antifreeze Head posted:

Hockey needs a shorter season and one less round of playoffs. Hockey shouldn't end in late June, it should end in mid May.

you and the OP are both loving goofs

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

mcvey posted:

The Lightning are okay but say goodbye to the Panthers

Say hello to the Portland Panthers.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

hockey eh


CousinKevin
Oct 16, 2012

Ever since they worked on that project together, her life turned around and became more exciting.
go jets go, go jets go

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CousinKevin posted:

go jets go, go jets go

If the people of Winnipeg want to be taken seriously by the rest of the world they should pack up their town and move somewhere else

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Oct 27, 2014

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

and the video games are the most fun to play

Mutant League Hockey is the best sports game ever made ever

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Flying Fortress posted:

crude innuendo and pointless violence: things hockey fans consider totally acceptable

way to keep it classy guys

E: V V V indignity to animal corpses as celebratory action, wow so cool V V V

why would you throw out an octopus corpse?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

JawKnee posted:

you and the OP are both loving goofs

nah dude, cut 20 games out of the season and you wont have that boring drag at the end of the season where most teams have already clinched a spot. and the playoffs really do go on so long you don't even remember why you had a regular season.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
goon hate sport

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



hockey is basically just boxing on skates and i'm fine with that

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
OP you should like hockey. Come hang out with me and we can watch a game together and I can explain what you are looking at. We can be homies.

Hockey Homies.



The best kind.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
i like 2 sport

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Sorry to hear you're mentally ill, OP.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Austrian mook posted:

You sound like a smart guy who keeps his priorities straight

yup, p much, thanks for noticing

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Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Flying Fortress posted:

yup, p much, thanks for noticing

oh man, what an epic GBS pwn. P good OP p good.

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