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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
That's too bad. I like visiting the dark side every now and then. Granted there's some bad mojo over there, but one must be smart when stepping through the curtain.

Huge raid to shut down 400-plus dark net sites.

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
drak net is where dracula lives

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
drag net was a tv show starring Jack Webb

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I have on good information that if federal agents ever show up at your door with regards to internet stuff they will use the phrases "We know you did it" and "They turned you in".

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i tell my friends that the sa forums are on the dark net to sound cool

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

i tell my friends that the sa forums are on the dark net to sound cool

My "friends" in high school that I don't speak to anymore all thought SA was the height of comedy back in 2001-2004.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

LifeSizePotato posted:

i tell my friends that the sa forums are on the dark net to sound cool

That's cool. I'm Stealing this

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

lmao

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How about dark booty? Still safe? :tutbutt:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
As a precaution, the satire website 'The Onion', will also be shut down. It's for the kids.

Thanks.
The management

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
true story if u decompile the exe of the darknet and look at the code it looks exact,ly like a skull and a million dead babies

the darknetr is actually satan manifested in tewh physical wordl

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You don't know poo poo about the dark net until you've paid $10 to post in an online forum

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Why they always gotta be keepin a dark net down

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Is the dark net where Neo lives

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
drat, shutting down world star. SMH.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i only post on the dork net

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
gonna have to spend my bitcoins elswhere

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Too bad. I never got a chance to mail order MDMA.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Tricky D posted:

Too bad. I never got a chance to mail order MDMA.

Heh heh PM me for deets. SA is the new dark net :twisted:

codename for getting SA darknet mail order drugs for teh FBIs watching:

"I'm gay" = "Want 10g of MDMA 2-d shipping"
"Tane" = "Have Cocaine, Want Trade for Sex/Drugs"
"Cuck" = "Black Market Viagra. Buy Fast"
"Friendtalk" = "half kilo of GHB, Want to sell"

Xaris fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Nov 7, 2014

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
looks like, despite what they'll claim, tor is fundamentally poo poo, now its i2ps time to shine.

giZm
Jul 7, 2003

Only the insane equates pain with success

and still nobody knows where da loving moviez at

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

sigs turned off crew

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

No More Heroes posted:

Is the dark net where Neo lives

no thats the undernet its really double secret internewt so dont go blabbing to five-o about it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
7331dArKnEt1337 was my Everquest nick in high school

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


it really does look like that though

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
all i wanted was to buy some loving krok and theres like screaming skulls made out of html flying all over my screen this is really incionvenient

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
realtalk if you just wanna get high dont be giving ur cc deets to shady as gently caress sites on tor just buy some drat kratom legally and have done with it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
that's already on the crackdown or will be soon.


just ask your doctor and pony up the $300/mo for vics/oxy's/benzos or w/e from your doctor like every other normal 40-80 year old well-to-do white person

'hmm yes you have toe pain? ok send this $1k check directly to pfizer and enjoy poppin' pills, but don't take too many at once wink wink. ok cya'. shop for a doctor until you can have that exact convo like normal americans

Xaris fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Nov 7, 2014

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Xaris posted:

that's already on the crackdown or will be soon.


exactly so stock up while theres still time!!

my doctor wont give me good poo poo and because of the nhs i can only go to doctors within my area so not much shopping around to be had

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

is there something interesting on DARK NET, if you are not into heroin or cp? this raid has finally convinced me to try it

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

waitwhatno posted:

is there something interesting on DARK NET, if you are not into heroin or cp? this raid has finally convinced me to try it

free anime

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


burn it all down

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
theres a special kind of peripheral u can buy on the darknet that injects into your arm and the other end is a usb port and it downloads heroin directly to ur body from the darknet. :ssh:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Guy Fleegman posted:

That's too bad. I like visiting the dark side every now and then. Granted there's some bad mojo over there, but one must be smart when stepping through the curtain.

Huge raid to shut down 400-plus dark net sites.

NWO has found a new way to track cyberjockies who use their real names and email addresses when setting up viagra shops on the DEEP WEB

more news at 11

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i remember going on that and then hitting a straight up, real deal child porn video site. i was loving pissed, threw away (admittedly old and cheap) hard drive, and rebuilt windows

probably on some fbi list somewhere

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

1gnoirents posted:

i remember going on that and then hitting a straight up, real deal child porn video site. i was loving pissed, threw away (admittedly old and cheap) hard drive, and rebuilt windows

probably on some fbi list somewhere

now you are

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Tricky D posted:

Too bad. I never got a chance to mail order MDMA.

PM me

dont actually PM me you psycho addict

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Oberleutnant posted:

realtalk if you just wanna get high dont be giving ur cc deets to shady as gently caress sites on tor just buy some drat kratom legally and have done with it

kratom made me puke and shake for 3 hours and i thought i was allergic to it, but it turned out that the dosages on erowid were wrong and i took like 5x as much as i should have. well that's my legal high story hope you like it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Steampunk iPhone posted:

kratom made me puke and shake for 3 hours and i thought i was allergic to it, but it turned out that the dosages on erowid were wrong and i took like 5x as much as i should have. well that's my legal high story hope you like it

i only do literal bath salts

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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Guy Fleegman posted:

That's too bad. I like visiting the dark side every now and then. Granted there's some bad mojo over there, but one must be smart when stepping through the curtain.

Huge raid to shut down 400-plus dark net sites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnE3-0X-174

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