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ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

Having never touched criminal law, I'm not very familiar with IAC claims. I always imagine the majority of them are based on something that the lawyer could have done, and maybe some other lawyers would have done, but it's not IAC for the trial counsel to not have done.

Doesn't it have to be real, real bad for iac to go through?

99.9% of them are complete and utter bullshit. A favorite is "my attorney didn't put on my obviously fabricated alibi defense."

However, the frustrating thing about habeas is it tends to be where they warehouse lovely judges, so sometimes you get some really stupid decisions.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

Having never touched criminal law, I'm not very familiar with IAC claims. I always imagine the majority of them are based on something that the lawyer could have done, and maybe some other lawyers would have done, but it's not IAC for the trial counsel to not have done.

Doesn't it have to be real, real bad for iac to go through?

A claim doesn't have to have merit to be a pain in the rear end to deal with.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

evilweasel posted:

A claim doesn't have to have merit to be a pain in the rear end to deal with.

I was thinking of it from the defense attorneys side. Do they actually get offended or is it usually just rolling your eyes at the claim? It doesn't usually go to the bar right?

I don't care about the prosecutors having to deal with it (sorry y'all).

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

I was thinking of it from the defense attorneys side. Do they actually get offended or is it usually just rolling your eyes at the claim? It doesn't usually go to the bar right?

I don't care about the prosecutors having to deal with it (sorry y'all).

In Canada prosecutors are basically teflon with their prosecutorial discretion.

e:
http://www.canlii.org/en/mb/mbqb/doc/2014/2014mbqb179/2014mbqb179.html

Zarkov Cortez fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Nov 11, 2014

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

usually just rolling your eyes at the claim? It doesn't usually go to the bar right?

Yes to eye rolling...it's pretty much seen as an occupational hazard. And no, grievance is a separate process. There's actually case law that says a professional responsibility finding is not per se grounds for a 6th amendment IAC claim. They're treated pretty distinctly. However, the dickwad client who files an IAC habeas claim also is likely to file a grievance (or several)

quote:

I don't care about the prosecutors having to deal with it (sorry y'all).

Don't be sorry. I like my continued employment. I'm in the business of stupid people. And business is good.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

I was thinking of it from the defense attorneys side. Do they actually get offended or is it usually just rolling your eyes at the claim? It doesn't usually go to the bar right?

I don't care about the prosecutors having to deal with it (sorry y'all).

Some get offended, but most understand they aren't perfect. The one I know who was the most offended was a trial counsel/prosecutor who didn't want to be a defense counsel in the first place. It always stings the first time. It doesn't go the bar.

Client-raised IAC is 23% crazy, 2% you screwed up and 75% you failed to tell your client how the process works and how he/she's screwed. It might go to the bar, but the client is starting in a hole.
RE: the 23%; The crazy will out themselves.
2%; When you screw up, try to fix it. The bar understands that attorneys make mistakes. It's bad intent or consistent incompetence over many clients and many years (or blowing off the bar) that gets punished.
75%; Explain to the bar why your client is screwed. Done. Next time, explain it to your client, dummy. It's a lot easier that way.

Appellate counsel-raised IAC is 75% plain error/failure to object, 23% extra-record evidence and 2% you screwed up. It doesn't go to the bar. It also rarely helps your client.

Making a mistake won't get you censured by the bar. Stealing/comingling your clients money, having sex with your clients, abandoning (i.e. more than neglecting) their cases, and committing crimes yourself will get you censured by the bar.

Look at it sociologically. If the folks on the PR committee at the bar are defense counsel, they'll understand (unless you fall into the bad intent/consistently incompetent category)
If they're prosecutors (they're not) they want to protect their brethren's convictions.
If they're civil counsel, they want those icky criminals who don't have any money off the streets.

You can be a really, really, really, really bad defense counsel and never be censured. You would not believe how bad you can be and never be censured.

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
What's arguably worse than a claim of IAC is when the trial judge calls you out on it and thanks the Crown for getting your client an acquittal.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

[2] At the outset of this judgment, because I am fully aware of Mr. McFarlane’s anxiety difficulties, I wish to advise him that I am dismissing this charge and therefore finding him not guilty of the offence.

That judge is a bro.

edit: Wow this is brutal. Apparently not all prosecutors are garbage?

Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Nov 11, 2014

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Green Crayons posted:

Doesn't just about every convicted defendant file an IAC habeas pleading? I don't see how it could be a professional slight just because the claim is made.


Are there any actual repercussions for the attorney whose representation is found to be defective and prejudicial?


Thats appeals attorneys. Another weird group.
95% will claim iac
2% will just threaten you
2% will be sad and pathetic
1% will think you are awesome



(Not eeally true, 75% of my client like me despite my failing).

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

:drat:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Just found out an Attorney/Pro Se Defendant on a case has been suspended from the practice of law for 2 years, and goddamn Bar Disciplinary office is closed for Veterans day, so I have to wait till tomorrow to get the juicy details.

This is the Attorney who's paralegal called mine asking for documents a couple months ago, and said, "Yeah, I'm sorry about this - this office and X attorney sucks; I'm leaving soon anyways."

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

If I represent someone who gets a long prison sentence, which happens when you do a tons of criminal defense work in a prison happy state and you tend to get the most hardcore defendants, I actively advise them to IAC me. They have literally nothing to lose if it doesn't work and if I screwed up I should be held accountable and more importantly my client shouldn't be in prison.

That being said, most of them don't. And the only one that ever has I just sort of had to stare at for a while because the doofus lawyer who wrote it probably made the worst possible IAC claim he could have (claimed I didn't do things that are clearly documented that I did...like...you have my file...you know I did these things...what...). But I'm sure more will add up as time goes on.

e: Oh and I did get one bar complaint, but luckily it was after the state bar revised their bar complaint procedures and added a "bullshit filter" to incoming claims. So all I got was a call that said "Hey so and so filed a bar complaint, uh, it's bullshit we're throwing it away." And I was like. "Oh okay." And that was the end of that. Previous to this change every bar complaint required a full response. I remember a friend freaking out trying to write a response to one she got, because the complaint was such disjointed gibberish that she actually was having a hard time figuring out what she was responding to (and it was filed by someone she never represented). Man I'm glad they don't do it like that anymore.

SlothBear fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Nov 11, 2014

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
The loving irony of these last posts is that I got a call today from a lawyer giving me a heads up that a former client is looking to appeal a recent conviction ("a" conviction because the other count was an acquittal), and heavily insinuating that it's IAC.

loving fraudsters man. I'd rather have a 100% legal aid pedophile practice.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003


That was a pretty good read.

Arcturas
Mar 30, 2011

In Utah you have to bring IAC on direct appeal unless you have the same counsel as you did at the trial level, so it's pretty common for people to switch appellate counsel and raise IAC quickly.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Arcturas posted:

In Utah you have to bring IAC on direct appeal unless you have the same counsel as you did at the trial level, so it's pretty common for people to switch appellate counsel and raise IAC quickly.
We're not allowed to represent clients on appeal because of the possibility of IAC. Which is good because gently caress doing appeals.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Okay, so I told my staff today I was leaving for a new job. Two cried amd two cheered, and not the way I thought that would go.

The other sat blankly and wondered how many of my recently demanded jury trials would fall to him to cover (all of them).

I feel like a kid waiting for the last day of school, because my boss is on vacation until my last week here.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Arcturas posted:

In Utah you have to bring IAC on direct appeal unless you have the same counsel as you did at the trial level, so it's pretty common for people to switch appellate counsel and raise IAC quickly.

Oh snap. In our state you almost always have to bring it in habeas.

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

Yeah in AZ you can't bring it up on direct appeal except for a very limited set of circumstances.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Soothing Vapors posted:

[2] At the outset of this judgment, because I am fully aware of Mr. McFarlane’s anxiety difficulties, I wish to advise him that I am dismissing this charge and therefore finding him not guilty of the offence.

That judge is a bro.

edit: Wow this is brutal. Apparently not all prosecutors are garbage?

I couldn't find the exact provision in the Crown's Policy Manual but they're seen as a Minister of Justice, rather than part of an adversarial system, so they're not looking to 'win', but to ensure that the search for truth takes place, and that justice is done.

Hence results like this. That judge is great though.

That poor bastard though. Guy lives in Markham, probably in some poo poo basement apartment, and has to get to Brampton without a car?

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

olylifter posted:

I couldn't find the exact provision in the Crown's Policy Manual but they're seen as a Minister of Justice, rather than part of an adversarial system, so they're not looking to 'win', but to ensure that the search for truth takes place, and that justice is done.

Hence results like this. That judge is great though.

That poor bastard though. Guy lives in Markham, probably in some poo poo basement apartment, and has to get to Brampton without a car?

It's in the preamble of the Ontario Crown policy manual:

quote:

Public confidence in the administration of criminal justice is bolstered by a system where Crown counsel are not only strong and effective advocates for the prosecution, but also Ministers of Justice with a duty to ensure that the criminal justice system operates fairly to all: the accused, victims of crime, and the public. The role of Crown counsel has been described on many occasions. The following observations from the Supreme Court of Canada provide a summary of our complex function within the criminal justice system:

“It cannot be overemphasized that the purpose of a criminal prosecution is not to obtain a conviction; it is to lay before a jury what the Crown considers to be credible evidence relevant to what is alleged to be a crime. Counsel have a duty to see that all available legal proof of the facts is presented; it should be done firmly and pressed to its legitimate strength, but it must also be done fairly. The role of prosecutor excludes any notion of winning or losing; his function is a matter of public duty than which in civil life there can be none charged with greater responsibility. It is to be efficiently performed with an ingrained sense of the dignity, the seriousness, and the justness of judicial proceedings.” (R. v. Boucher)

“While it is without question that the Crown performs a special function in ensuring that justice is served and cannot adopt a purely adversarial role towards the defence, (cites omitted) it is well recognized that the adversarial process is an important part of our judicial system and an accepted tool in our search for truth: See for example, R. v. Gruenke, [1991] 3 S.C.R. 263 at 295, 67 C.C.C., (3d) 289; per L’Heureux-Dube, J. Nor should it be assumed that the Crown cannot act as a strong advocate within this adversarial process. In that regard, it is both permissible and desirable that it vigorously pursue a legitimate result to the best of its ability. Indeed, this is a critical element of this country’s criminal law mechanism: (cites omitted). In this sense, within the boundaries outlined above, the Crown must be allowed to perform the function with which it has been entrusted; discretion in pursuing justice remains an important part of that function. (R. v. Cook)

quote:

Crown Counsel as an Advocate
The role of Crown counsel as an advocate has historically been characterized as more a “part of the court” than an ordinary advocate.

A prosecutor’s responsibilities are public in nature. As a prosecutor and public representative, Crown counsel’s demeanor and actions should be fair, dispassionate and moderate; show no signs of partisanship; open to the possibility of the innocence of the accused person and avoid “tunnel vision.” It is especially important that Crown counsel avoid personalizing their role in court. Objectionable cross-examination or immoderate jury addresses are the antithesis of the proper role of the Crown.

The adversarial system in which we operate requires our participation as strong advocates, but it also is seriously flawed if the “adversaries” are not evenly matched. We have, therefore, a special duty to the accused and his counsel so that they may fully and fairly place their evidence and arguments before the courts.

Zarkov Cortez fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Nov 12, 2014

Gleri
Mar 10, 2009
Yes, Crowns are all perfect people. I'm glad you guys have noticed.

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

Gleri posted:

Yes, Crowns are all perfect people. I'm glad you guys have noticed.

We should all aspire to be like Vic Toews and Peter MacKay.

semicolonsrock
Aug 26, 2009

chugga chugga chugga

Zarkov Cortez posted:

In Canada prosecutors are basically teflon with their prosecutorial discretion.

e:
http://www.canlii.org/en/mb/mbqb/doc/2014/2014mbqb179/2014mbqb179.html

Wow that is absurd.

Zarkov Cortez
Aug 18, 2007

Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/11/05/jian_ghomeshi_hires_lawyer_who_defended_exattorney_general_michael_bryant.html

quote:

Former CBC radio host Jian Ghomeshi has hired prominent criminal lawyer Marie Henein amid allegations he assaulted and sexually abused nine women and a man.
...

Last week at a gala dinner honouring past presidents of the Criminal Lawyers Association, Henein, CLA treasurer and the evening’s emcee, joked about Ghomeshi.

“As criminal lawyers we represent people who have committed heinous acts. Acts of violence. Acts of depravity. Acts of cruelty. Or as Jian Ghomeshi likes to call it, foreplay,” she said to the crowd of about 450 lawyers, including judges of both the provincial and superior court where his case might be heard if charges are laid.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

SlothBear posted:

Yeah in AZ you can't bring it up on direct appeal except for a very limited set of circumstances.

In OK you've got to bring it up on direct appeal.

olylifter posted:

I couldn't find the exact provision in the Crown's Policy Manual but they're seen as a Minister of Justice, rather than part of an adversarial system, so they're not looking to 'win', but to ensure that the search for truth takes place, and that justice is done.

Hence results like this. That judge is great though.
U.S. prosecutors have similar toothless, aspirational slogans. I can use a trainman's hand to count the numbers of times I've seen a prosecutor doing this.
Hence why it's newsworthy. It's like a calf with two heads. Sure it's a marvel, but it's not going to survive.
To be fair, as a practical, psychological and political matter it's an impossible balance to achieve.

But this:

Zarkov Cortez posted:

In Canada prosecutors are basically teflon with their prosecutorial discretion.

e:
http://www.canlii.org/en/mb/mbqb/doc/2014/2014mbqb179/2014mbqb179.html
(U.S. prosecutors are the same)
gives you the answer to the question, are prosecutors required to do justice?

Omerta
Feb 19, 2007

I thought short arms were good for benching :smith:

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

Having never touched criminal law, I'm not very familiar with IAC claims. I always imagine the majority of them are based on something that the lawyer could have done, and maybe some other lawyers would have done, but it's not IAC for the trial counsel to not have done.

Doesn't it have to be real, real bad for iac to go through?

It's stupid hard to win an IAC argument. The only IAC arguments that have even made it past the initial frivolity screening usually involve allegations that the lawyer failed to file an appeal despite a direct request to do so.

Basically everything else is "trial strategy." Trial strategy can also include things like falling asleep during the trial.

Omerta fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Nov 12, 2014

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Frivolity screening...oh I envy you and your jurisdiction. We have to do a full bench trial...even when habeas counsel is saying "look, judge, there's no case here. I don't even know what evidence to put on because it's all bullshit." And then we allow habeas on habeas. Ugh.

In other news, via a motion to strike I just got half of the defense's appellate brief, 75% of their appendix, and pretty much their entire reply brief booted. Think I'll go get a cookie. Oppressing the masses makes for hungry work.

Omerta
Feb 19, 2007

I thought short arms were good for benching :smith:

ActusRhesus posted:

In other news, via a motion to strike I just got half of the defense's appellate brief, 75% of their appendix, and pretty much their entire reply brief booted. Think I'll go get a cookie. Oppressing the masses makes for hungry work.

Motions to strike apply only to pleadings, motions and exhibits don't count :smug:

Gj getting that poo poo excluded though.

Speaking of briefs, I'm really enjoying work today. Counsel on this case, a dumbass, is floundering around on appeal because he can't read/follow the circuit court's local rules. His appeal has been dismissed and he can't figure out how to cure the procedural defects. He's up to 4 motions that were returned unfiled because he can't comply with the rules.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Holy poo poo

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Omerta posted:

Motions to strike apply only to pleadings, motions and exhibits don't count :smug:

Not in this jurisdiction. Motion to Strike = my lazy shorthand for "Motion to Strike Portions of the Defendant's Brief, Appendix, and Reply Brief." Which is allowed here if an appellate brief goes outside the record. :smug:

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

He hired the same PR firm as Bryant as well. Maybe he'll do something horrible to this woman and she'll cut him loose as well.

Omerta
Feb 19, 2007

I thought short arms were good for benching :smith:

ActusRhesus posted:

Not in this jurisdiction. Motion to Strike = my lazy shorthand for "Motion to Strike Portions of the Defendant's Brief, Appendix, and Reply Brief." Which is allowed here if an appellate brief goes outside the record. :smug:

I just got owned. Thank god my state basically copy/pasted the federal rules of evidence and procedure.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
It's ok. We're weird. Our Rules of Appellate Practice allow for filing of unspecified "motions" as long as there's specific "legal basis" so you can pretty much move for the court to do just about anything you want as long as you can cite a case for it and there's some tangible relief in their power to grant. I could have also just made the point during argument, but there are some "other issues" afoot in this case that warranted a warning shot at opposing counsel to keep their poo poo on point.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
FRCP 12(f) definitely grants the court the discretion to strike material from pleadings, but there's no reason a motion to strike would be limited to pleadings. I've seen it a couple times in regards to non-pleading filings in federal jurisdictions.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Guardian Ad Litem friend of mine filed a "Motion to Get Paid" from the estate. [Also known as "motion for payment of Ad Litem fees]

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
woop woop i'm a primary examiner as of next monday

time to look for a new job

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

time to look for a new job

It must be a day ending in y.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

blarzgh posted:

Guardian Ad Litem friend of mine filed a "Motion to Get Paid" from the estate. [Also known as "motion for payment of Ad Litem fees]

I think their phrasing has a better ring to it.

alternate suggestion: "Motion for Where's my Money, Bitch?"

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, the Courts last year started bumping the ad litem fee in tax cases from $250 to at least $450 dollars, because we had guys coming in saying they spent 4-5 hours looking for potential heirs and things, and it was lovely to pay them $50/hour - and then we had guys who knew how little the work was worth, coming in saying, "Your honor, I performed a search for potential heirs on Google, and PeopleSearch.com, and was unable to locate any."

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