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Lowtax can I even come out? I live in Blue Springs and I would be happy to come out there and open my brand new bottle of this with you.
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Lowtax posted:Sure, but if you leave me hanging, I'm totally going to permaban ya LOL what I was thinking I'm married. I don't get to do things like "drive across the state to drink with strangers", or "be able to make my own plans, ever".
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:22 |
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The sign on the front door says " We only sell disappointment and broken promises" Lowtax mentioned in a thread years previous that people would often come in there looking to buy ...something? I guess people thought they could really buy grenades there. Anyhow, if this was next weekend, I would really consider making the drive up there. I work this weekend. I recommend anyone remotely nearby to check it out. Visiting the SA offices was the highlight of my trip to Springfield.
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Jick Magger posted:LOL what I was thinking I'm married. I don't get to do things like "drive across the state to drink with strangers", or "be able to make my own plans, ever". sever
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Lowtax if you leave the office where will you escape and take naps when your wife has bible study?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:27 |
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a starwar betamax posted:just permaban everyone who DOESNT make it to the headquarters this weekend imo this
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:38 |
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Xarthor posted:Lowtax if you leave the office where will you escape and take naps when your wife has bible study?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:46 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Lowtax can I even come out? I live in Blue Springs and I would be happy to come out there and open my brand new bottle of this with you.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:46 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again. you and me both man
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:47 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:47 |
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I've also decided to cease operations at my ancillary location (the basement). First come, first serve for some mildewed furniture, cat puke, and spiderwebs. C'mon guys it'll be fun!
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:49 |
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Lowtax posted:Of course, I said anybody can come Alright! I hope you like gin!
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:53 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again. I felt a great disturbance in the Forums, as if millions of goonette voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:56 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again. if you ever want to move to canada i will gladly be your fake gay husband for immigration purposes
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:02 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again. I never did understand the appeal of losing half your poo poo to a member of the opposite sex.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:08 |
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Hi lowtax I live on the other side of the world and it will take me roughly 900 years to tunnel through to your side (I'm using a decorative teaspoon), will you wait for me?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:17 |
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I will bring you some Baraboo pilsner beers too because they are taking up space in the fridge.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:27 |
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Sentinel posted:I never did understand the appeal of losing half your poo poo to a member of the opposite sex. over half my family is in common law marriages, but they still just keep almost everything seperate, seems smart.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:29 |
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Just to be clear, the new Lowtax meme is that he is moving out of his office so he can spend more time at home having Fragmaster drink lemonade from his giant penis?garbage day posted:I'm planning to get a co-op desk in the city and get more done for SA than ever! So you're going to rent desk space from somewhere, is that what this means? Why not just work from home at this point? Lowtax posted:I'm hopefully never going to be in a position where I have a wife again. I like a challenge.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:41 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:I like a challenge. Shouldn't be much of a challenge with that winning personality of yours.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:44 |
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might be a good idea to buy a gun before all the goons show up low tax so you can keep order.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:45 |
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what happened with schmorky anyway
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:47 |
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mysterious loyall Y posted:what happened with schmorky anyway forums cancer
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:48 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Shouldn't be much of a challenge with that winning personality of yours. I'm just going to assume you're actually complimenting me, because that's what winners do.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:50 |
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Lowtax posted:Of course, I said anybody can come today? i cant wait to meet the goon father..
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:58 |
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Jick Magger posted:drat I was just talking with a friend last night about visiting the office some time. We live in St. Louis. If we came out tonight after work (like 9 pm), would you still be down? If most of the shenanigans are going down tonight i too can make this pilgrimage after work probably around the same time.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:59 |
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you guys better take pictures
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:02 |
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never trust an elf posted:Have the Hamilton associates ever visited SA? Speaking of, has any legitimate customer ever visited that office?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:03 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:So you're going to rent desk space from somewhere, is that what this means? Why not just work from home at this point?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:08 |
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If I wanted to buy a new avatar could I have mailed you a check?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:08 |
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just drop a cargo container on a goons property and just a hole in it for a AC unit and you got cheap office.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:09 |
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TOILETLORD posted:just drop a cargo container on a goons property and just a hole in it for a AC unit and you got cheap office. This is basically what the goon candy maker guy did. Well, on his own property.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:15 |
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Might I suggest tinychat if the office still has internet. I will post a ban me and lowtax can ban me like a man, starring right into my eyes.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:20 |
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I want to spend Friday night at a goonmeet. On my way.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:21 |
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Breadallelogram posted:you guys better take pictures yeah, and if you get a chance take some at Whitey's Occurrence, maybe get Whitey in there too that would be rad
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:26 |
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NuField design. posted:I want to spend Friday night at a goonmeet. On my way.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:36 |
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Exciting!
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:39 |
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i don;t think it will be a real goon meet unless you guys are drinking box wine out of plastic cups with lowtax and garbage day having a real glass.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:41 |
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Will Franco be there??
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:42 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Will Franco be there?? I will not, it's a 30hr drive or a $400 plane ticket.
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