1KoB Week 12

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Butthead: May 31, 2011

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Tucker Number: Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

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Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Joique Bell - Rushing Yards
Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards
Denard Robinson - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 23, 2014 19:00

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Ryan Tannehill - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing
John Brown (ARI) - Receiving
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Demarco Murray - Rushing

T#: Kyle Orton - Passing

Using Polamalu token

# ? Nov 23, 2014 19:18

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Forgot to do a list in time again, so let's do a late list:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Ryan Tannehill - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Drew Brees - Passing Yards

# ? Nov 23, 2014 19:44

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Drew Stanton - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
RG3 - Passing Yards

Tucker number
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 23, 2014 19:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Russell Wilson- Passing Yards
Russell Wilson- Rushing Yards
Drew Stanton- Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards
Ryan Tannehill- Rushing Yards
Ryan Tannehill- Passing Yards
Justin Forsett- Rushing Yards

# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:13

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Russell Wilson - Passing
Drew Stanton - Passing
Frank Gore - Rushing
Rashad Jennings - Rushing
Tucker Number - Kyle Orton - Passing

# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:25

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Righto, late list:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Austin Davis - Passing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Steve Smith - Receiving Yards

I believe that other than my Ryan this is my last token

# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:28

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Peyton Manning - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing

Mark Ingram - Rushing

# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:50

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Drew Stanton - passing yards
Ryan Tannenhill - passing yards
Phillip Rivers - passing yards

Tucker number: Mark Ingram - rushing yards
Token

# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:04

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Z.S. Ghost posted:

Righto, late list:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Austin Davis - Passing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Steve Smith - Receiving Yards

I believe that other than my Ryan this is my last token

I think Willis can only be used on a running back or tight end. Just a heads up.

# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:05

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Eli Manning - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Demarco Murray - rushing

Tucker: Drew Brees - Passing

# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:24

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards - 253
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards - 273

Tucker Number: Tyrod Taylor (lol) - Rushing Yards

gently caress it.

Andrew Luck fails to cross the 300 yard mark for the first time since week 2. Jesus Christ, I'm so hosed.

# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:30

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

Eli Manning:Passing
Tony Romo: Passing
Demarco Murray: Rushing
Odell Beckham: Receiving

Tucker: Kyle Orton: Passing

# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:51

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Whoa almost forgot to put up a list

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 209
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing 210
Jordy Nelson - Receiving 68

Tucker# Drew Brees - Passing

Wow, that game was nowhere near what I expected. 487, go hog wild Drew

# ? Nov 23, 2014 23:17

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

von Metternich posted:

Eli Manning:Passing
Tony Romo: Passing
Demarco Murray: Rushing
Odell Beckham: Receiving

Tucker: Kyle Orton: Passing

Tucker has to be from the DAL@BAL game, I think.

# ? Nov 23, 2014 23:18

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

e: nvm

# ? Nov 23, 2014 23:18

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

poo poo, I forgot!

Tony Romo - Passing
Eli Manning - Passing
Demarco Murray - Rushing

Tucker Number: Joe Flacco - Passing

# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:13

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Tony Romo - Passing
Eli Manning - Passing
Jason Witten - Receiving
Drew Brees - Passing

Suh token

# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:44

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Demarco Murray - Rushing
Eli Manning - Passing
Odell Beckham Jr. - Receiving
Dez Bryant - Receiving
Michael Vick - Passing
Jace Amaro - Receiving

Tucker - Brandin Cooks - Receiving

# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:45

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 253
Josh McCown - Passing Yards 341
Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards 46

Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

640 w/ Brees tossing against Baltimore. I'm feeling pretty good about a token refresh coming up!

# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:45

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Russell Wilson- Passing Yards 211
Russell Wilson- Rushing Yards 73
Drew Stanton- Passing Yards 149
Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards 39
Ryan Tannehill- Rushing Yards 15
Ryan Tannehill- Passing Yards 228
Justin Forsett- Rushing Yards

715. Run wild Forsett.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:06

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards - 322
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards - 0
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards - 88
Terrence West - Rushing Yards - 62
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards - 120
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards - 64
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards - 93
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards - 0
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards - 13
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards - 0
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards - 23
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards - 0
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards - 273
T#: Marques Colston - Receiving Yards

1058 + Colston

Bust.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:10

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

the "I hosed up" edition:

Tucker - Drew Brees - Pasing Yards

# ? Nov 24, 2014 03:05

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing - 253
Brian Hoyer - Passing - 322
Josh Gordon - Receiving - 120
Jordy Nelson - Receiving - 68
Lesean McCoy - Receiving - 1
Lesean McCoy - Rushing - 130

Tucker Number - Jimmy Graham - Receiving

Only Rex token left and I am not feeling lucky.

894 with Graham to go.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 03:37

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Andrew Luck - passing yards - 253
Blake Bortles - passing yards - 146
Zack Mettenberger - passing yards - 345
Ryan Mallet - passing yards - 189
tucker number Torrey Smith - receiving yards

933 + torrey smith. this is gonna be close

# ? Nov 24, 2014 04:15

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

I'm hoping the Bills-Jets game doesn't cont towards my tucker number.

Kyle Orton - Passing
Sammy Watkins - Receiving
EJ Manuel - Passing
Michael Vick - Passing
Geno Smith - Passing
Drew Brees - Passing

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:09

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

WaffleZombie posted:

I think Willis can only be used on a running back or tight end. Just a heads up.

Ah, whoops. Do I lose the token or is it just ignored?

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:52

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Akbar posted:

I'm hoping the Bills-Jets game doesn't cont towards my tucker number.

Kyle Orton - Passing
Sammy Watkins - Receiving
EJ Manuel - Passing
Michael Vick - Passing
Geno Smith - Passing
Drew Brees - Passing

It does.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:57

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Akbar posted:

I'm hoping the Bills-Jets game doesn't cont towards my tucker number.

It does

Well it doesn't, just everyone other than your tucker will be ignored. Hope everyone else busts I guess.

Which will take some loving doing out of Ingram for me.

Grittybeard posted:

Ryan Tannehill - passing - 228
Aaron Rodgers - passing - 209
DeMarco Murray - rushing - 121
Tre Mason - rushing - 62
Jeremy Maclin - receiving - 59
Steve Johnson - receiving - 0

Tucker #: Mark Ingram - rushing

626

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:57

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards - 209
Tony Romo - Passing Yards - 275
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards - 36
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 130
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards - 120
Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards - 10

Tucker Number: Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

780 going into MNF. I knew I should've picked Hilton instead of Wayne...

# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:48

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Jordan Matthews - Receiving
Dez Bryant - Receiving

Tucker Number: Drew Brees - Rushing

So I hit post forgetting that I didn't include Lesean McCoy AND Manning/Rodgers both threw for terrible yardage. I'm not even going to bother tallying this.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 14:06

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

aBagorn posted:

So I hit post forgetting that I didn't include Lesean McCoy AND Manning/Rodgers both threw for terrible yardage. I'm not even going to bother tallying this.

This was a terrible week for top tier quarterbacks. What a week for me to blow my Ryan token.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 14:25

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

724 with Flacco left to go.

Hope I bust by 400.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 14:56

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Tony Romo - Passing - 275
Eli Manning - Passing - 338
Jason Witten - Receiving - 30
Drew Brees - Passing

Suh token

643 with Brees to go and a Suh token just in case. I'm down.

# ? Nov 25, 2014 00:57

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

Seattle       - Rushing - 124
Dallas        - Rushing - 119
Houston       - Rushing - 064
Miami         - Rushing - 097
San Francisco - Rushing - 066
Cincinnati    - Rushing - 139
Minnesota     - Rushing - 112

Mark Ingram - N.O - Rushing - Tucker # - Polamalu Token

721

Garbage

# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:12

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

I have to enter this early to continue my streak of Derek Carr as my good luck charm

Derek Carr - 174
Tom Brady - 349
Andrew Luck - 253
Tucker Number: Drew Brees - rushing

776.

I don't think I am going to bust.

# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:30