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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He has orderered a hamburger which is just a patty on a plain bun and has squirted a dollop of ketchup on the side

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

whats montana's

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He has removed the top portion of the bun and is cutting the patty and bottom portion of the bun off into forkable pieces and sipping it in the ketchup

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
whats it like being in a state that is stupid?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



sever

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Its a restaurant that doesn't exist in Montana.

He has just taken the top half of the bun and folded it twice and shoved the whole thing in his mouth. The top half of the bun is gone

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

so is this like the chile's of canada

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
where is your burger ?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TEAYCHES posted:

so is this like the chile's of canada

No there is a chili's fifty feet away but Montana's had room at the bar.

He has removed the bottom bun now and is eating it with a knife and fork but dipping it in relish

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
There is nothing but burger patty left. Mind you this man is in his early fifties by my estimation

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



mookface posted:

There is nothing but burger patty left. Mind you this man is in his early fifties by my estimation

He made his choice

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
did he look like this op??

(see below)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
please liveblog the entirety of your flight re: your neighbors' eating habits

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He is now cutting the remaining burger patty into seriously small pieces and dipping them into his beverage. It is a dark carbonated beverage, possibly a cola of some kind. He is taking his time clearly savoring the flavors

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
OP please holler that this man is desecrating his burger and that poo poo is Unamerican and than pick up his plate and smash it on the floor.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
These kind of horror stories should not be mentioned in this family friendly forum there buddy.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
doing play-by-play of a person eating a burger is weirder than anything a person could do with said burger

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Otto von Ruthless posted:

doing play-by-play of a person eating a burger is weirder than anything a person could do with said burger

Based on the description provided, I disagree.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He has just paid with a twenty and left and asked for no change. I have no idea what they would have charged for this but he is tipping very generously. He didn't even eat it all.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
based on the fact that this si all a LIE crafted by a sad personage hoping for some attention from anonymous onlooks on the INTERNET i whoelheartedly agree that this stunt is sad sad sad

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

nomadologique posted:

based on the fact that this si all a LIE crafted by a sad personage hoping for some attention from anonymous onlooks on the INTERNET i whoelheartedly agree that this stunt is sad sad sad

No this is mine



Pictured: pulled pork nachos a pint of beer and a shot of jagermeister

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mookface posted:

No this is mine



Pictured: pulled pork nachos a pint of beer and a shot of jagermeister

ew

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I smelled the beverage and it was root beer. He was dipping burger meat into root beer

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ive been training for two weeks allow me this, please

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


Fuckin liers this is not art at all it's just crap and lies for fucktards.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

mookface posted:

Ive been training for two weeks allow me this, please

No dice, Baron Harkonnen.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ThirdPartyView posted:

No dice, Baron Harkonnen.

Who's that

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Its a fat guy!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

mookface posted:

He has orderered a hamburger which is just a patty on a plain bun and has squirted a dollop of ketchup on the side

really interesting thread

thanks mookface...thookface

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
mookface please do not buy jagermeister because you are not 21 years old

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

mookface posted:

No this is mine



Pictured: pulled pork nachos a pint of beer and a shot of jagermeister

this looks like garbage

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He didn't say a word but he was dedicated and stuck to his plan

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
http://youtu.be/9jtU9BbReQk?t=37s

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

mookface posted:

He is now cutting the remaining burger patty into seriously small pieces and dipping them into his beverage. It is a dark carbonated beverage, possibly a cola of some kind. He is taking his time clearly savoring the flavors

the stuff with the bun and condiments I can believe but now I think you're taking liberties

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Robbie Fowler posted:

this looks like garbage

It wasn't good

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Moving to Montana soon
Going to be a burger dipping tycoon

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


maybe this guy has to travel a lot for business and in order to amuse himself he goes to airport restaurants and eats things in strange ways

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
This thread made me realize that I can't name a single town/city in Montana

hosed up imo

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
bois u dumbass

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