How long till i'm Senor Reg??

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how long???
	today
	some other day
	idk
	gently caress i made too many
	options
	poo poo

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

2010. been a few years but i'm simply not funny or interesting yet. maybe 2015?

se�or regs are so fuckin cool, like, what the gently caress is this poo poo? :regd10:

horrible i can't wait to become a senor reg.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:50

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# ? May 4, 2024 16:09

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I like

cause it has multiple uses

# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:51

Hypha: Sep 13, 2008

None of your probations have the line "being Amateur Saboteur". Only then, have you made it.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:56

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

2008. now there's a year why didn't i reg then?!

i could be posting so many funny things right now..instead i was graduating high school?? waste of loving time

*sigh* at least i'm not a 2013/14 jesus lord are they unfunny

# ? Nov 30, 2014 07:10

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I thought anything after an 06 was a rereg or parachute account. I just assume everyone is some Og 00-01 Goon.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 07:17

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

I've been here for a decade and I have no idea what senor reg is

# ? Nov 30, 2014 07:24

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

if there's a regdate smiley associated with your year you will never truly be se�or

# ? Nov 30, 2014 07:37

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Prettz posted:

if there's a regdate smiley associated with your year you will never truly be se�or

yeah?... well what the gently caress do you know, newbie?

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:08

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

As a senor reg i can confirm that f

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:11

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

09 was a good year imo

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:23

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

yes but what is the BEST reg date year? TIL (today i learned, lil reddit wisdom for y'all :bigtran:) that it's not a direct relationship between reg date and funny coz ratjaculation is a STRAIGHT BUSTER.

surely there is some year that was the GOLDEN AGE OF COMEDY tho

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:32

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

its 1911/9/11/2001 i think

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:49

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I've been here for a decade and I have no idea what senor reg is

# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:58

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

def 2002

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:00

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

Amateur Saboteur posted:

2010. been a few years but i'm simply not funny or interesting yet. maybe 2015?

se�or regs are so fuckin cool, like, what the gently caress is this poo poo? horrible i can't wait to become a senor reg.

Judging by only this thread, you need way more time in the oven.

And just remember, head first.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:01

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

:regd12:

:regd14: :regd15:

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:02

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

JesusLovesRonwell posted:

Judging by only this thread, you need way more time in the oven.

And just remember, head first.

this is like the jerry larson comic where the monkets checking to see if hes a silver back yet. lol, nope not yet little monket

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:03

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

Ghaz posted:

this is like the jerry larson comic where the monkets checking to see if hes a silver back yet. lol, nope not yet little monket

You are somehow worse than the unfunny retard who started this thread.

Bravo, little monket (I replaced the y with a t, wackiness ensued).

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:08

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

I assumed Monket was just some stupid scifi character or something.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:11

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

JesusLovesRonwell posted:

You are somehow worse than the unfunny retard who started this thread.

Bravo, little monket (I replaced the y with a t, wackiness ensued).

You know, now in retrospect, which is always like a freshly washed windshield after a cleansing rain because the windshield is then in hindsight able to reconsider and reflect on past actions, I wish I had not posted that post.

However, I still feel and believe every word of it.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:16

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

JesusLovesRonwell posted:

You are somehow worse than the unfunny retard who started this thread.

Bravo, little monket (I replaced the y with a t, wackiness ensued).

are u upset because I stole ur spotlight with a funny post? therr's room for many funny posts in gbs 2.0, friend

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:23

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

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# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:23

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Ghaz posted:

are u upset because I stole ur spotlight with a funny post? therr's room for many funny posts in gbs 2.0, friend

the vapourised poo poo that is everyones posting exoands to fill all available space

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:25

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

Ghaz posted:

are u upset because I stole ur spotlight with a funny post? therr's room for many funny posts in gbs 2.0, friend

Let's be real: none of the posts in this thread are funny, including mine.

SA, and JLR, are soulless husks of their former selves.

Oh how I long for Death's nippy embrace.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:25

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Prettz posted:

if there's a regdate smiley associated with your year you will never truly be se�or

yea everything after 2003 is bad srry :regd04:

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:27

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

JesusLovesRonwell posted:

Let's be real: none of the posts in this thread are funny, including mine.

SA, and JLR, are soulless husks of their former selves.

Oh how I long for Death's nippy embrace.

i wrote a fanfic about u:

A HISS BREAKS THE SILENCE in the long-abandoned aspergers's ward of a top-secret maximum-security mental hospital... a single red light blinks urgently in a long row of cryo-pods built to contain the worlds most powerful sperglords. Months and years have passed with no fuel for the high-tech pods meant to protect humanity from the intense goonery contained within... the gbs.rss module meant to soothe the sperglord soul has finally gone dark, and its ward has grown restless; the hugbox servos have no fight left in them, and cannot resist the force that seeks to escape. The cracked glass shatters at once, and the prisoner within pod 8-D emerges in a cloud of white smoke... It's the doughy form of JesusLovesRonwell. He falls to his knees and coughs up a blob of cryo-spunk, still filling his lungs.

After a moment, the light ceases blinking and the white smoke his cleared. Still breathing heavily, he climbs to his feet and lets out a roar: "TIME TO GO WHINE ABOUT STUFF IN GBS"

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:41

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

Meh Im done posted:

def 2002

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:41

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Ghaz posted:

i wrote a fanfic about u:

A HISS BREAKS THE SILENCE in the long-abandoned aspergers's ward of a top-secret maximum-security mental hospital... a single red light blinks urgently in a long row of cryo-pods built to contain the worlds most powerful sperglords. Months and years have passed with no fuel for the high-tech pods meant to protect humanity from the intense goonery contained within... the gbs.rss module meant to soothe the sperglord soul has finally gone dark, and its ward has grown restless; the hugbox servos have no fight left in them, and cannot resist the force that seeks to escape. The cracked glass shatters at once, and the prisoner within pod 8-D emerges in a cloud of white smoke... It's the doughy form of JesusLovesRonwell. He falls to his knees and coughs up a blob of cryo-spunk, still filling his lungs.

After a moment, the light ceases blinking and the white smoke his cleared. Still breathing heavily, he climbs to his feet and lets out a roar: "TIME TO GO WHINE ABOUT STUFF IN GBS"

Thai is just a rehashing of Final Fantasy 7 where Cloud and Tifa go into mt. Nibel

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:43

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

Ghaz posted:

i wrote a fanfic about u:

A HISS BREAKS THE SILENCE in the long-abandoned aspergers's ward of a top-secret maximum-security mental hospital... a single red light blinks urgently in a long row of cryo-pods built to contain the worlds most powerful sperglords. Months and years have passed with no fuel for the high-tech pods meant to protect humanity from the intense goonery contained within... the gbs.rss module meant to soothe the sperglord soul has finally gone dark, and its ward has grown restless; the hugbox servos have no fight left in them, and cannot resist the force that seeks to escape. The cracked glass shatters at once, and the prisoner within pod 8-D emerges in a cloud of white smoke... It's the doughy form of JesusLovesRonwell. He falls to his knees and coughs up a blob of cryo-spunk, still filling his lungs.

After a moment, the light ceases blinking and the white smoke his cleared. Still breathing heavily, he climbs to his feet and lets out a roar: "TIME TO GO WHINE ABOUT STUFF IN GBS"

Derivative tripe.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:55

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

pram posted:

yea everything after 2003 is bad srry

Hmmm, I would say that everything after 2004 is bad, but that everything before that is good.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:58

JesusLovesRonwell: Aug 12, 2004; I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

It was an overcast, autistic day with light showers over Aspergia, where Ghaz made his hovel, home. He was a right oval office, and a little bitch as well. Anyway, it was another long night at the 24hr. MacDonalds Ghaz managed, not a career mind you, rather a job, something transitory and impermanent, not forever, but just to get by, enough money to support his gaming and Cheetos habits, community college dues, and the $40-a-month gym membership he used but once. (All those ripped male bodies were intimidating, but also something else... something more intangible. They called to him in secret, during the Witching Hour when all was quiet and still... I'm gay, Ghaz would think, a total human being. But what did it mean...? Perhaps one day he too would be a spotter, and the spotted.) A room illuminated only by the florescent glow of a CRT computer monitor (it was 2014 btw) suddenly the room sprang to life with an unfamiliar, foreign sound, not of this world. Ghaz's phone was ringing. What portents this? he wheezed, spittle slung down chin. A tele-phone call? At this hour (8:15pm)? Hmmm, a number he didn't recognize. No matter. He calls, the phone rings. Hello. (AH! A woman's voice! Could this be it?!) Yes, hello, hi I uh, received a missed call from this number? Oh, is Bethany there? Uh, no, I think you have the wrong number. Hello? (She had disconnected before he could even finish.) And so passed the greatest night in the life of Ghaz, a cunty goon who is fat and will never know the touch of a woman.

Fin.

# ? Nov 30, 2014 22:22