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*alnost dies* *immediately posts about it on Internet forum*
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Dec 1, 2014 02:47
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ghlbtsk posted:If I didn't wear a bike helmet (like many suicidal morons don't) I would have had my brains splattered on no less than three occasions. i always find it amusing when campaigners of the no helmet law die because of head injuries suffered on a bike that could've been prevented by the wearing of a helmet. darwin at work.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:01
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get back to me when you actually die.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:01
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Haywood posted:*alnost dies* i have gbs on speed dial
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Dec 1, 2014 03:05
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Fandyien posted:i'm contemplating a conversion to some kind of deism so i can at least thank provenance or some other abstract force because i got insanely lucky thanks to my driving skillz wish God had at least taken away your hands and made it harder for you to post
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Dec 1, 2014 03:06
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I almost died in a head-on when some bumpkin swerved into my lane late at night.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:07
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Haywood posted:*alnost dies* Eh, I don't think it's that weird. I decided I didn't really need to go to Wal-Mart, came home, sat down in my computer chair while I thought about how I could easily not have ever been in this room again, girlfriend was at work so I couldn't phone her, the screen of my computer showed me making a post that I wouldn't have made if I'd known what was about to happen, I had to talk to someone, even if it was  Goons
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Dec 1, 2014 03:09
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when i die i have arranged for my computer to auto post goatse in every subforum and then self destruct
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Dec 1, 2014 03:11
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ethanol posted:when i die i have arranged for my computer to auto post goatse in every subforum and then self destruct the goatman switch
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Dec 1, 2014 03:11
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I almost died in your arms tonight
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Dec 1, 2014 03:12
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Dammit op, you weren't supposed to dodge. Let me try again.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:13
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if i had to come up with a videogame analogy for this experience, i would compare it to a quick time event.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:18
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Also my dog was happy to see me, which is usual, but it has special meaning when you don't take it for granted  In summary: Life is cool and good
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Dec 1, 2014 03:18
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get hosed obrien
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Dec 1, 2014 03:25
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All I have is my console in my transporter room, gently caress if you'll take that away from me I have a union and enough IRA irish blood to gently caress you up
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Dec 1, 2014 03:31
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Sir John Feelgood posted:That feeling you got, that you "almost died," has a reciprocal feeling in the ghost community. It's the precarious feeling of being "almost born." Stay safe traffic ghost
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Dec 1, 2014 03:31
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my cat ignored me when i came home which is also usual. didnt think to savor it though
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Dec 1, 2014 03:37
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Fandyien posted:my cat ignored me when i came home which is also usual. didnt think to savor it though Cats are souless death machines and would prefer you dead, take no pleasure in their apathy.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:40
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My dog set himself on fire once in the car when I was a kid.
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Dec 1, 2014 04:00
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Joust posted:Don't die, I like your av. me too, it's got a sort of Charleston rhythm to it
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Dec 1, 2014 04:03
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gnarlyhotep posted:me too, it's got a sort of Charleston rhythm to it What would happen to my av if I died? Would O'Brien just keep fighting until the end of SA and or mankind?
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Dec 1, 2014 04:05
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Windows 98 posted:Too bad you didn't coldblooded... yet incredibly win
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Dec 1, 2014 04:05
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I mean eventually his cursed Irish luck has got to run out, right?
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Dec 1, 2014 04:06
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Like at some point he has to go home to his harpy Asian wife...
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Dec 1, 2014 04:06
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Eat some Replicator potatoes, listen to his loving annoying Asian-Irish halfbreed kids...
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Dec 1, 2014 04:07
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Professor Shark posted:What would happen to my av if I died? Would O'Brien just keep fighting until the end of SA and or mankind? unfortunately no, dead users get permabanned we don't need a bunch of ghost assholes haunting up the forums
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Dec 1, 2014 04:07
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Oh well OP there's always tomorrow
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Dec 1, 2014 04:08
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sisko cucked cakehole, past it on
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Dec 1, 2014 04:08
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permabanning someone for dying is kind of like erecting a cyber grave
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Dec 1, 2014 04:08
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gnarlyhotep posted:unfortunately no, dead users get permabanned gently caress that, my girlfriend isn't going to deign herself to telling you losers I'm dead, she'll be too deep in black cock O'BRIEN AND THE SHARK LIVE
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Dec 1, 2014 04:09
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Fandyien posted:so i was driving home and someone ran a red light when i was going throuhg the intersection at 40mph, i had to slam the brakes and almost flipped my car trying to avoid a disastrous t-boning. they started yelling at me and then someone in a truck told me "god saved my life" and confirmed it wasn' teven remotely my fault Your avatar irks the poo poo out of me, get a new one I'll buy it ,
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Dec 1, 2014 04:54
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Harime Nui posted:Always assume other drivers are dangerous retards and act accordingly, IMO It helps to just assume other people in general are dangerous retards. I cringe when some idiot walks out in to the street and assumes a car will slow down for them
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Dec 1, 2014 04:56
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It was the Borg, the Borg saved your life
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Dec 1, 2014 05:03
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I was coming up to a 4 way stop and some rear end in a top hat turning right, on my left hand side didn't turn the wheel nearly enough and almost hit me. It was summer so all my windows were down and I yelled "What the gently caress!?" as I swerved to dodge him. I guess he took this as an insult for almost hitting me head on, cause I took a left and got stopped by a train. A minute goes by and this crazy looking skinhead comes running up to my car like "You wanna loving fight?!?" This guy was pretty skinny so I figured between me and my brother we could take him, but my brother freaked out and drove away into the oncoming lane to get away as this dude punched this poo poo out of our Moms car. We were in Highschool. We called the cops about the damage to our car, but because we instigated it, he said there was nothing he could do. Thanks for nothing cops, next time I'll grabbing the mag light under the seat.
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Dec 1, 2014 05:11
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Glad you're still alive OP. Life is death, and will take us all.
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Dec 1, 2014 05:16
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This reminded me of when a 60 year old female English Professor rambled on for 30 minutes about how she had a near-death experience in which she saw bright headlights driving dow the road with her mom and she got scared and drove off the road. Her car swerved out of control and she ended up at the opposite side of the road going the other way and "was completely fine but wow, near-death experience XD." I wanted to kill myself in that moment and had an epiphany that "wow" some people are completely oblivious to death and have never been through anything in their entire lives, but their somehow minimal perspective tells them that they're masters of it. I mean "wow" she read so many literature books about the human experience "wow" she's also almost about to actually die from old age. But is completely clueless, like a babby.
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Dec 1, 2014 05:29
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the other night i almost got into a combined 80+ mph head on collision with a pickup because he was trying to pass another car and was in my lane heading at me on a two lane highway and coming through a curve. I saw two pairs of headlights and because they had different levels of brightness it was not immediately obvious that he was not simply following the other car very closely through the curve. i hit the brakes and the pickup threaded the needle between the two cars so narrowly i could have reached out my window and touched his driver side door. this happens relatively often around here, at least several times a year it seems.
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Dec 1, 2014 05:31
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the other night i almost got into a combined 80+ mph head on collision with a pickup because he was trying to pass another car and was in my lane heading at me on a two lane highway and coming through a curve. I saw two pairs of headlights and because they had different levels of brightness it was not immediately obvious that he was not simply following the other car very closely through the curve. i hit the brakes and the pickup threaded the needle between the two cars so narrowly i could have reached out my window and touched his driver side door. this happens relatively often around here, at least several times a year it seems. I think it's time to move away from the racetrack
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Dec 1, 2014 05:33
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the other night i almost got into a combined 80+ mph head on collision with a pickup because he was trying to pass another car and was in my lane heading at me on a two lane highway and coming through a curve. I saw two pairs of headlights and because they had different levels of brightness it was not immediately obvious that he was not simply following the other car very closely through the curve. i hit the brakes and the pickup threaded the needle between the two cars so narrowly i could have reached out my window and touched his driver side door. this happens relatively often around here, at least several times a year it seems. Sweet, Glad you're still alive bro,
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Dec 1, 2014 05:33
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redshirt posted:Sweet, Glad you're still alive bro, sup redshirt
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