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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Steve2911 posted:

Eh the real issue is that they can't have fun with the fiction with so much already established, and so much of it poo poo.

For example, they can't do anything interesting with the idea of the Force. The Force has already been explained, and the explanation is boring as poo poo. The new films have basically lost the ability to revel in the mysticism of it all. Same goes for exploring certain character's backstories and motivations. Any new developments or plot regarding Darth Vader or Palpatine (though unlikely) will be forever bogged down by the former's terrible origin and the latter's insanely convoluted nonsensical plotting.

Yeah it doesn't really matter. It just adds a constraint to the films that can only make them worse.

Or you can just say that the Jedi who are portrayed as wrong about everything else were also wrong about the Force.

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Nessus posted:

The only interesting thing I've ever seen done with it was that one of the Macross movies was later treated as an in-universe film in later series set in the same universe. Which was a bit clever, but hardly rear end-blastingly novel.

Yeah. One of the Star Wars novels plays with this idea too.

Ross posted:

I feel like it's sort of necessary here though, with as wide-ranging as the EU was.

Although like somebody posted earlier, it's really only useful for arguing over things in Star Wars movies that don't actually happen in Star Wars movies.

Star Trek stuff is actually a whole lot bigger and wide-ranging than the Star Wars EU. Of course, they did have a "canon policy" but it was solely that nothing but the TV shows and movies counted, rather than the convoluted mess of Star Wars that only a handful of fans attempted to ever understand.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

feedmyleg posted:

So were there no 11 year olds in your screening? Because I was a dumb kid who saw Phantom Menace in the theater multiple times, and every time all the kids laughed and laughed at his antics, said he was their favorite character, bought his action figures and merchandise. He was put in as comic relief for kids. In a movie that George Lucas has said over and over again was made for kids. Just because you don't find him funny doesn't mean that he wasn't intended as a comic character.
I was 12 when TPM came out and I remember hating Jar Jar and being bored by the movie when I saw it opening night. Different strokes I guess.

I could see the character appealing to a 7 or 8 year old then nothing else in the story would make sense to someone that age.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

unlimited shrimp posted:

I was 12 when TPM came out and I remember hating Jar Jar and being bored by the movie when I saw it opening night. Different strokes I guess.

I could see the character appealing to a 7 or 8 year old then nothing else in the story would make sense to someone that age.

Yeah, the whole "for kids" argument runs into problems when you consider how much of the film is bland exposition, talking about trade agreements, and general politicking for large chunks.

mitochondritom
Oct 3, 2010

After watching that lightsaber featurette thing does anyone else find it weird that George doesn't call things he invited the right names? Like he is constantly talking about lazer swords and ray guns despite presumably being the one who decided to call them lightsabers and blasters. Its obviously a stupid point, we all know what he means... but its just quite funny that for all the over the top star wars nerds in the world, the actual creator of these movies couldn't give a poo poo what the glowy sticks are called.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

mitochondritom posted:

After watching that lightsaber featurette thing does anyone else find it weird that George doesn't call things he invited the right names? Like he is constantly talking about lazer swords and ray guns despite presumably being the one who decided to call them lightsabers and blasters. Its obviously a stupid point, we all know what he means... but its just quite funny that for all the over the top star wars nerds in the world, the actual creator of these movies couldn't give a poo poo what the glowy sticks are called.

Lucas has never given one iota of a poo poo about canon and he only tolerated the EU because he enjoys fan productions (but will not be limited by them in any way).

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




computer parts posted:

Lucas has never given one iota of a poo poo about canon and he only tolerated the EU because he enjoys fan productions money

Ross
May 25, 2001

German Moses

Effectronica posted:

Yeah. One of the Star Wars novels plays with this idea too.


Star Trek stuff is actually a whole lot bigger and wide-ranging than the Star Wars EU. Of course, they did have a "canon policy" but it was solely that nothing but the TV shows and movies counted, rather than the convoluted mess of Star Wars that only a handful of fans attempted to ever understand.

When the prequels were coming out / in theaters I recall starwars.com having some convoluted system with different levels of canonicity but I never paid much attention to it.

unlimited shrimp posted:

I was 12 when TPM came out and I remember hating Jar Jar and being bored by the movie when I saw it opening night. Different strokes I guess.

I could see the character appealing to a 7 or 8 year old then nothing else in the story would make sense to someone that age.

Nobody has made the following point as far as I've seen in this thread, just a thought/observation, but I have a really hard time believing the OT was made with kids primarily in mind. Not that that prevents the PT from being made with kids primarily in mind. But adults loved the OT too and Darth Vader and the Emperor were loving scary when you were eight years olds. I used to run out of the room when the Emperor zaps Luke with Force lightning in ROTJ.

Ross fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Dec 3, 2014

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

He actually rated different spoof films at one point.

Ross posted:

When the prequels were coming out / in theaters I recall starwars.com having some convoluted system with different levels of canonicity but I never paid much attention to it.


Nobody has made the following point as far as I've seen in this thread, just a thought/observation, but I have a really hard time believing the OT was made with kids primarily in mind. Not that that prevents the PT from being made with kids primarily in mind. But adults loved the OT too and Darth Vader and the Emperor were loving scary when you were eight years olds. I used to run out of the room when the Emperor zaps Luke with Force lightning in ROTJ.

The policy bloated in size after it was instituted, lol.

Star Wars is the best kind of kid movie- one that's willing to scare kids a little and make 'em worry.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Ross posted:

Nobody has made the following point as far as I've seen in this thread, just a thought/observation, but I have a really hard time believing the OT was made with kids primarily in mind. Not that that prevents the PT from being made with kids primarily in mind. But adults loved the OT too and Darth Vader and the Emperor were loving scary when you were eight years olds. I used to run out of the room when the Emperor zaps Luke with Force lightning in ROTJ.
Depends what you mean by "kids" I guess.

Jaws and Star Wars were both rated PG, which at the time meant "Contains material not generally suitable for pre-teenagers".
There was still a G-rating for "all audiences" that meant a movie was suitable for kids in the same way Jar Jar is (presumably) suitable/enjoyable for kids, but I'm guessing the original Star Wars was meant for people maybe 10-12 and up.

A G-rated film in 1977 was Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo or The Rescuers. Like full-on Disney kids movie stuff.

e.
Next step up in '77 was an R rating, and those were movies like Animal House and Alien (ultra-violence, sex and drugs).

unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Dec 3, 2014

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax

computer parts posted:

Or you can just say that the Jedi who are portrayed as wrong about everything else were also wrong about the Force.
You can, but the whole topic of the Force feels tired now, regardless.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Ave Azaria posted:

You can, but the whole topic of the Force feels tired now, regardless.

Maybe if you're 35.

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax

computer parts posted:

Maybe if you're 35.

I'm the same age as my parents when SW77 came out :(

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Ave Azaria posted:

I'm the same age as my parents when SW77 came out :(

Oh God, so am I. Thanks loads for that little mortality checkup.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

Tusen Takk posted:

So since I've seen a few people bashing Abrams, in everyone's wildest wet dreams, who would YOU have had directing SWTFA instead of Abrams? I think JJ is a great choice, but Chris Nolan could have been amazing as well since he seems to be better with dark themes and after Interstellar, it's safe to say that he knows how to make a space movie with lots of CGI done well etc etc.

How do you guys think TFA would go if it was being directed by someone else? Spielberg? Nolan? Ridley Scott? Del Toro?

Joseph Kosinski or Doug Liman would be my picks over JJ

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Tusen Takk posted:

So since I've seen a few people bashing Abrams, in everyone's wildest wet dreams, who would YOU have had directing SWTFA instead of Abrams? I think JJ is a great choice, but Chris Nolan could have been amazing as well since he seems to be better with dark themes and after Interstellar, it's safe to say that he knows how to make a space movie with lots of CGI done well etc etc.

How do you guys think TFA would go if it was being directed by someone else? Spielberg? Nolan? Ridley Scott? Del Toro?

The only answer is David Fincher.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

TheMaestroso posted:

Man, that would be like the Star Wars equivalent of Zeitgeist. And I'd totally watch it.

Only if he pretends to rape a cat before telling us why the child mass murderer is the good guy.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Has it been established who Andy Serkis is playing after possibly hearing him in the trailer? I read he may be doing motion capture work for some new aliens.

Perhaps he is doing the motion capture for the Falcon, and his voice is the talking hyperdrive motivator that finally learned basic. Hell, maybe the Falcon narrates the whole movie, he certainly knows the back story.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

iSheep posted:

The only answer is David Fincher.

Camera drills down a Jedi's arm and into her blood showing you the midichlorians.

Ross
May 25, 2001

German Moses

TheBuilder posted:

Has it been established who Andy Serkis is playing after possibly hearing him in the trailer? I read he may be doing motion capture work for some new aliens.

Perhaps he is doing the motion capture for the Falcon, and his voice is the talking hyperdrive motivator that finally learned basic. Hell, maybe the Falcon narrates the whole movie, he certainly knows the back story.

My sources indicate this is accurate.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

TheBuilder posted:

Has it been established who Andy Serkis is playing after possibly hearing him in the trailer? I read he may be doing motion capture work for some new aliens.

Perhaps he is doing the motion capture for the Falcon, and his voice is the talking hyperdrive motivator that finally learned basic. Hell, maybe the Falcon narrates the whole movie, he certainly knows the back story.

I'd definitely watch a Cars movie set in the Star Wars Universe.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

TheMaestroso posted:

Yeah, the whole "for kids" argument runs into problems when you consider how much of the film is bland exposition, talking about trade agreements, and general politicking for large chunks.

Kids probably understand the films better than most adults.

Take General Grievous, again. Tons of fans have complained that he has no motivation because there's no exposition straight-up telling you what his motivation is. So, fans say, you need the EU to 'get' what's going on.

This is another good example of why Star Wars fans don't actually like Star Wars, because Grievous' motivations are extremely clear in the film. He's the commander of the droid armies, he's always surrounded by droids, he himself is basically a robocop, and he hates Jedis. (Undoubtedly, because they're who dismembered him.)

When the text says 'there are heroes on both sides,' what it means is that Grievous is a hero of the droids. These are the same droids who were saying 'die, Jedi dogs!' in part 2. And he's not some automaton; Grievous takes pride in being better at using a laser sword than the Jedi themselves. Obiwan can only win by cheating, and then pretending it was the ray gun that was 'uncivilized' instead of himself.

Of course, Grievous' desire to one-up the Jedi ends up turning him into the thing he hates most, and Obiwan defeats him by, essentially 'lowering himself' to the level of a common droid.

This conflict over class and 'civilization' is in the context of the broader story, where Grievous has been propped up by the Republic as a sort of Osama Bin Laden figure. Like, "once we capture Grievous, the war will be over... right?" This is backed up by the orientalist imagery from Sinbad and Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

The overall joke, in any case, is that a Jedi is indistinguishable from a crummy Seperatist puppet, and the way out of this false conflict is to put down the laser sword and pick up the ray gun.

Kids might not get all of this, but they'll get much more of it, intuitively, than a grown-up who ignores the imagery and looks to the plot exposition.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

PeterWeller posted:

Camera drills down a Jedi's arm and into her blood showing you the midichlorians.

Meticulously shot lightsaber battles which the rumor from the set took 259 takes before Fincher was satisfied.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Kids probably understand the films better than most adults.
I'd love to hear a kid's understanding of the political nonsense in the films.

e: \/
thank god George Lucas wasted hours on political nonsense to convey that message otherwise the kids might have missed such a subtle and nuanced point

unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Dec 3, 2014

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'd love to hear a kid's understanding of the political nonsense in the films.

"It's all so the evil space wizard can take over" (the objective truth).

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Let David Lynch do it. He was attatched to RotJ at one point, anyway.

Luke turns into a force-squid with teeth for eyes while sad ragtime music plays over a radio; original music scored by a choir of deformed children.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


unlimited shrimp posted:

I'd love to hear a kid's understanding of the political nonsense in the films.

e: \/
thank god George Lucas wasted hours on political nonsense to convey that message otherwise the kids might have missed such a subtle and nuanced point

palpatine's behind it all

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
This is starting to sound like RLM's assertion that only an auteur like Jim Jarmusch could truly pull off the complexity of the Star Wars prequels.

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'd love to hear a kid's understanding of the political nonsense in the films.

e: \/
thank god George Lucas wasted hours on political nonsense to convey that message otherwise the kids might have missed such a subtle and nuanced point

The political stuff is entirely sensible, but clouds adults to the dark side - which is actually really blatant and obvious, operating right in front of them.

There's the scene in Part 1 when Anakin asks why they're not rescuing the slaves, and the scene in Part 2 where a child literally has to explain things to Obiwan. It's deliberate.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Some - not all - of the political stuff is necessary since a big thing throughout is that the Jedi Order is outdated and lovely and needs to be rebooted.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Gonz posted:

Let David Lynch do it. He was attatched to RotJ at one point, anyway.

Luke turns into a force-squid with teeth for eyes while sad ragtime music plays over a radio; original music scored by a choir of deformed children.
I'd be legitimately OK with David Lynch's Star Wars. I love all those weird-rear end 70s sci fi movies anyway.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

This is starting to sound like RLM's assertion that only an auteur like Jim Jarmusch could truly pull off the complexity of the Star Wars prequels.

The political stuff is entirely sensible, but clouds adults to the dark side - which is actually really blatant and obvious, operating right in front of them.

There's the scene in Part 1 when Anakin asks why they're not rescuing the slaves, and the scene in Part 2 where a child literally has to explain things to Obiwan. It's deliberate.
"The prequels were needlessly bogged down in political nonsense" /= "Only an auteur could pull it off"

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Asema posted:

I really felt like Super 8 was a supernatural goonies.

It was definitely an attempt/homage at those Speilbergian boyhood-magic nostalgia 80s summer films.

I think JJ isn't a bad fit for the simple mythos and Sci-Fi Adventure genre-chassis that provided the inertia for Star Wars. Its just a matter of having a decent enough script, translating it into the medium without discombobulation, and getting the performances you need from your actors to mesh with all the bells and whistles modern audiences expect.

Berk Berkly fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Dec 3, 2014

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

unlimited shrimp posted:

"The prequels were needlessly bogged down in political nonsense" /= "Only an auteur could pull it off"

They were (and I was) referring to thematic complexity, not plot complexity.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
I really really want Alfonso Cuaron to do a Star Wars movie.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I'm tempted to say Wachowskis because they really can bring amazing visual direction on the screen and take on challenges constantly. Speed Racer and Cloud Atlas are quite different and even if not completely successful or considered great movies I'd say they did a good job for both. Or on the other hand Gore Verbinski...just so we can hear the stories of him going "No, NO! I want a literal Death Star made for the set! I need Eleventy billion dollars now!"

I think either would work quite well.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Star Wars is a trilogy in which the antagonist serves an Empire that supplanted a Republic (vestiges of which endured for nearly 20 years). It is also a trilogy in which that antagonist is notorious for betraying and exterminating the mystic order which a liar believed to have guarded that Republic. It is inevitable that a prequel describing the origin of that antagonist would feature political elements. And there's not even really that much - just enough to demonstrate how and why the situation in the Senate is hosed.

You don't need to invent reasons to dislike the prequels. It's okay to say that the characters' dialog was flat and dry and did not reveal their personalities. In fact, that's a great reason to dislike a movie - to a social being such as your typical human viewer, nothing is as consistently interesting as a person, or a rich and detailed facsimile thereof. Without that, without a fellow mind to imagine and empathize with, what reason is there to care about their story?

Contrast Hayden Christiansen's character with Ian McDiarmid's. It's important to Anakin's character that he is prone to anger, especially towards the Jedi, which is why he so often says that he is angry about the Jedi and hates the thing they do and then describes the reason why. George knew that it would be important to establish Anakin's feelings, because without that fact being established, it would make no sense for him to do what he does; consequently, a lot of Anakin's lines are used for that purpose (a director with different strengths and priorities might have had the actor convey that fact through his acting instead). On the other hand, it's not important to Palpatine's character that he just loving loves being evil, only that he is evil, so Palpatine's lines mostly concern the evil thing that he is doing, while his feelings toward that evil are conveyed to the viewer nonverbally. One of the two characters literally tells the audience his exact motivations; the other is widely praised even by viewers who found it difficult to relate to the first.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

KidVanguard posted:

I really really want Alfonso Cuaron to do a Star Wars movie.

Comedy option: Wes Anderson Star Wars.

E: Additional comedy options - Tarantino, Allen

Red Dad Redemption fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 3, 2014

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Gatts posted:

I'm tempted to say Wachowskis because they really can bring amazing visual direction on the screen and take on challenges constantly. Speed Racer and Cloud Atlas are quite different and even if not completely successful or considered great movies I'd say they did a good job for both. Or on the other hand Gore Verbinski...just so we can hear the stories of him going "No, NO! I want a literal Death Star made for the set! I need Eleventy billion dollars now!"

I think either would work quite well.

If there was still the Imperial Japan motif I would say the Wachowskis but you can probably approximate their contribution to Star Wars with Jupiter Ascending.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

Comedy option: Wes Anderson Star Wars.

E: Additional comedy options - Tarantino, Allen

Except a Tarantino Star Wars would rule?

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

KidVanguard posted:

Except a Tarantino Star Wars would rule?

Star Wars with Morricone and Bowie needle drops. Sign me up.

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