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This makes a lot more sense than the original. The stick figure is being rocketed up to the ceiling by the force of his turbo piss. He is the next step in human evolution.
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i cannot imagine what it must be like to not have such delicate control over the dialation of your pisshole that you can't control the width and power of your piss stream to such a degree that you can reduce it to a fine warm mist soft enough to coat a butterfly's wings or strong enough to blast a hole in the side of the bowl
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 The BYOB. Piss your own pants. Insist you did it for laughs.  The Wizzard. Piss someone else's pants.
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roll up a paper towel and stick one end int oyour urethra
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a hole-y ghost posted:roll up a paper towel and stick one end int oyour urethra Or put toilet paper into the tube and put your dick in the tube like a silencer.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Or put toilet paper into the tube and put your dick in the tube like a silencer.
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Frank Horrigan posted:The Wizzard. Piss someone else's pants.
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Dec 8, 2014 07:16
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The water in UK toilets is much lower allowing for supereasystealthurination 
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This is actually a loving classic old school GBS thread that made me sign up for the forums in te first place. Game on! 
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Dec 8, 2014 07:32
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Just piss into the trashcan. No splash.
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Wamdoodle posted:Just piss into the trashcan. No splash. LET me tell you, the sound of piss hitting a plastic bag is loud as hell.
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Sometimes late at night when I have to pee, I'll pee in the kid's bathroom instead of mine to avoid waking up my wife. Instead of flushing and waking everybody up, I just put the seat back down and throw a few sheets of toilet paper in there. Bam, daughter gets blamed for it.
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Dec 8, 2014 07:42
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just carry around water balloons and piss into those. they can hold a lot of piss.
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Dec 8, 2014 07:48
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Frank Horrigan posted:Method 2: The Thirsty Bird Frank Horrigan posted:
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zen death robot posted:Go see a doctor about your damaged dick, asap that's actually extremely normal
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I see nothing wrong with his dick
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Frank Horrigan posted:Sometimes late at night when I have to pee, I'll pee in the kid's bathroom instead of mine to avoid waking up my wife. Instead of flushing and waking everybody up, I just put the seat back down and throw a few sheets of toilet paper in there. Youre the guy who excuses himself and sneaks off to the garage to fart aren't you?
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Frank Horrigan posted:Sometimes late at night when I have to pee, I'll pee in the kid's bathroom instead of mine to avoid waking up my wife. Instead of flushing and waking everybody up, I just put the seat back down and throw a few sheets of toilet paper in there. 
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Frank Horrigan posted:
Didn't we agree you would have to remove your pants and underwear to piss like this? That is way too much trouble.
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way to steathily relieve yourself when people are trying to hear you empty your bladder.
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Tony Homo posted:Didn't we agree you would have to remove your pants and underwear to piss like this? That is way too much trouble. Pee spies will wait as long as they have to in order to hear you pee. Peeing in total comfort while also thwarting piss-listeners is worth the effort.
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Dec 8, 2014 08:34
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wear open crotch pants & no underwear and just piss as u walk
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detectivemonkey posted:What the gently caress, dude. You lay a square of toilet paper on top of the water and aim for it. I don't even own a penis and I know this. Negative there buster. My powerful piss stream would shred that paper to bits in the first squirt.
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the mirror shows the piss going into a different place... this is like some dorian grey poo poo right here
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VendaGoat posted:Downward Dong Hang You'reself aka Burden Of Being A Dickhaver 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aXm-sx4osc&t=378s
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just pee normally but cough and groan like a horny bear the whole time
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Frank Horrigan posted:Method 2: The Thirsty Bird
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Frank Horrigan posted:Method 2: The Thirsty Bird I'd go for this but I done ran out of dick. I'm white. Help what do I do 
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Dec 8, 2014 11:37
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Piss up your own rear end then put a layer of toilet paper in the bowl and poo poo it out in one solid deuce quietly.
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Piss in a large condom and then throw it in the trash
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Suddenly, life makes complete sense.
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I also recommend "the thirsty bird"
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Lol if you don't Audio-Cast at any opportunity
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Noyemi K posted:I also recommend "the thirsty bird" Please don't do the Thirsty Bird, I'm pretty sure that's how herpes was originally created.
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just put a gauze on your dick when you are going out and pee then when you get home throw it out, silent AND convenient
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Wicker Man posted:LET me tell you, the sound of piss hitting a plastic bag is loud as hell. drat, forgot to preface it by saying to make sure there's plenty of paper first.
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Wootman posted:just put a gauze on your dick when you are going out and pee then when you get home throw it out, silent AND convenient Adult diapers. Cheaper and more comfortable.
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Wootman posted:just put a gauze on your dick when you are going out and pee then when you get home throw it out, silent AND convenient Frank Horrigan posted:Adult diapers. Cheaper and more comfortable.
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