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*drips period goo on other women as a show of dominance*
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*feels frustrated sometimes at the indignities of daily existence but can't really imagine a life without them*
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Dec 11, 2014 14:06
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*worries about whether I'm a good person without being certain what that even means*
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Dec 11, 2014 14:08
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*destroys public restrooms*
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Dec 11, 2014 14:10
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*struggles to reconcile human and animal natures*
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Dec 11, 2014 14:20
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*laughs at poop jokes*
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Dec 11, 2014 14:21
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*has consensual sex with guy last night after drinks at the bar* *guy never calls* *accuses rape and wins* Yea, that will teach him to not call me.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:25
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gotta side with the girl on this one those depicted tits are slammin gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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Dec 11, 2014 15:01
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love to watch movies with my retarded girlfriend
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Dec 11, 2014 15:37
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dads a mall cop posted:*drowned my little cousin brady at a family reunion in 94*
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Dec 11, 2014 15:38
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Rando posted:Time and practice will tell. Since getting on ssris and wellbutrin, it sometimes feels like I could orgasm twice if I had the stamina to pull it off. Is this the taint reaching out to meet me at 2 orgasms??
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Dec 11, 2014 15:41
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Lol *thinks bf is trying to make an excuse to cuddle and I wanna have sex but he isn't picking up on it so I'll just sleep on him. This is nice.* *wakes up* "I don't follow" *thinks, this poo poo is still on? Whip that dick out man.*
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Dec 11, 2014 15:47
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*positions ovipositor above mates food portion despite informing mate that she did not want a food portion of this kind*
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Dec 11, 2014 15:50
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*uses vocal chords and acutely developed auditory localization abilities as radar to fly through dark caves*
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Dec 11, 2014 15:51
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Scuse me fellas I'm bleeding out me fanny. I'm just popping to the bog to stick a clungeplug in. Get us a Bacardi breezer.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:52
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hey i'm thinking of getting a nose job that should solve all my problems!
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Dec 11, 2014 15:52
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*raises voice unnaturally high in weak attempt to sound like a girl, all the while struggling to keep my penis tucked between legs*
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Dec 11, 2014 15:53
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Since getting on ssris and wellbutrin, it sometimes feels like I could orgasm twice if I had the stamina to pull it off. Is this the taint reaching out to meet me at 2 orgasms?? Bane posted:you cum like a younger man, with nothing held back
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Dec 11, 2014 15:55
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hey boys! [voice cracking] im a fooking girl! look at me vagina!!! 
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Dec 11, 2014 15:55
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Hey boys even though i'm a girl i'm just like you *doesn't even have a penis*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:12
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*has baby at prom* *mails to abu dhabi*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:17
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*puts toy mouse in water bowl*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:20
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*is always the healer in the party*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:26
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*catches and eats fly midair*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:29
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*plays with a small moth until it dies*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:47
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spud posted:* throws ball as hard as possible * *while stepping forward with same foot as throwing arm*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:50
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http://awoo.catbo.at
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Dec 11, 2014 16:51
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*has a complicated relationship with inspirational quotes*
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Dec 11, 2014 17:39
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*wears Uggs*
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Dec 11, 2014 17:45
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*makes a scarf*
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Dec 11, 2014 17:55
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*has to read a gay speech dad actually wrote every year on the anniversary of grandma's death*
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Dec 11, 2014 17:56
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*expresses gratitude to the universe*
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Dec 11, 2014 18:06
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*breastfeeds in public making all men in a 30 feet radius uncomfortable*
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Dec 11, 2014 18:16
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Ekster posted:*breastfeeds in public making all men in a 30 feet radius uncomfortable* *becomes inconsolably outraged at said men upon noticing the discomfort*
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Dec 11, 2014 18:23
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*sissy-arm throws a football* ....engh!
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Dec 11, 2014 18:25
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Not looking for hookups or one night stands, so if you're into that... swipe left.
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Dec 11, 2014 18:39
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*calls out of work, claiming flu* *is on period, just not feeling today*
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Dec 11, 2014 18:40
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*lets out a huge hot queef* ahhhhh
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Dec 11, 2014 18:43
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*super glues bf dick to his happy trail*
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