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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I entered a Magic tournament and I think I'm in over my head. I need help.



It's a 32 man tournament, sealed deck single game elimination.

Unforgiving. This is Man Magic.

Our card pool is an Unlimited starter deck, and one booster each Arabian Nights, Antiquities, Legends and The Dark. We get 9 extra basic lands to round out what the deck provides.



Time to open the cards and construct a deck. Fingers crossed.



quote:

artifact blast
ashes to ashes
azure drake
basalt monolith
benalish hero
berserk
black knight
blue mana battery
bone flute
boomerang
camel
CoP red
creature bond
crumble
dark ritual
darkness
d'avenant archer
death ward
disenchant
drudge skeleton
dwarven warriors
earth elemental
earthbind
elephant graveyard
feedback
firebreathing
flood
forcefield
frozen shade
giant growth
giant strength
giant turtle
gray ogre
greed
holy armor
holy strength
howl from beyond
hurloon minotaur
hurr jackal
invisibility
tron star
ivory tower
kird ape
kobolds of kher keep
marsh viper
miracle worker
mon's goblin raiders
moorish cavalry
mox pearl
nafs asp
orcish mechanics
paralyze
pestilence
psychic venom
raise dead
reconstruction
remove soul
reset
riptide
serendib djinn
shapeshifter
sinkhole
sol ring
spirit shackle
staff of zegon
stone giant
syphon soul
unholy strength
unstable mutation
urza's tower
venom
walking dead
wall of heat
war mammoth
water wurm
white ward
wrath of god

At a glance I'm thinking white/green.

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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
HE's PLAYING PULLED FROM REALITY

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

use the cards with big titty ladies on them

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
Quick, call up your magical AI girl and ask her to build a deck for you.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Parallax Scroll posted:

use the cards with big titty ladies on them

You've a great mind for the psychological meta game. Tit distraction.

edit: unfortunately there's only four racks in the whole pile.

Rando fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Dec 13, 2014

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
can you stream this please

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
dark rituals hypnotic spectre, hymmm of turoch's, and black vices and the rack. you are playing old magic where it is legal to have a 40 card deck.

so 4 dark rituals

4 hyppies

4 hyms of turoch

4 racks

4 ornithopters

4 mox onyx

4 swamps

4 black lotus

4 sengir vampires

4 black knights

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
is that really what modo looks like

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
also if you never use IE or windows media player can you right click them and choose "unpin" please FFS

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

lol if you open magic.exe and don't just start playing Shandalar

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Rando you dork

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ghaz posted:

lol if you open magic.exe and don't just start playing Shandalar

For some reason it doesn't work. Buggy as gently caress.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Just rock goblins and rush 'em :colbert:

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TOILETLORD posted:

dark rituals hypnotic spectre, hymmm of turoch's, and black vices and the rack. you are playing old magic where it is legal to have a 40 card deck.

so 4 dark rituals

4 hyppies

4 hyms of turoch

4 racks

4 ornithopters

4 mox onyx

4 swamps

4 black lotus

4 sengir vampires

4 black knights

Don't think I could get away with sneak swapping all those in a sealed deck.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Don't think I could get away with sneak swapping all those in a sealed deck.

i haven't played since unlimited? so i took a stab at it.

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

push the help button, duh

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
play the card OP

NO THE OTHER ONE

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

play the card OP

NO THE OTHER ONE
real helpful idiot. :rolleyes:

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
like to see you do better

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
ahaha like the horse hehe

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
y'all remembe rthat horse who's name was orb? it won a big race or something but it's name was orb and I was like "lol" at the time because that's a weird/funny name.

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG
Jul 14, 2007

dodecatuple secret probation
bone flute lol

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orb_(horse)

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
put all of them in the deck, huge decks are hilarious and often useless

huge decks w/ lots of mana using stuff like birds of paradise are funny + good

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
play all of them at the same time

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
THE DECK



MY FOE

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

dat jaw tho

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

call her fat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
make a little house out of the cards

put your dick in it

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
end of first turn



edit: a third turn happened


end of fifth turn

Rando fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 13, 2014

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
what expansion does this thing go up to? im asking for a friend

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dude wtf is up with this 1995 screen resolution

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

oblique posted:

what expansion does this thing go up to? im asking for a friend

5th edition

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

dude wtf is up with this 1995 screen resolution

the game's from like 98 and spazzes out if you ask too much of it.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
roll for initiative

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My mother always said I lacked initiative.

And called me a loser

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
make the dwarf guy fight the wraith guy

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
6xGhoulish Farmland

3xDragon's Cottage

3xWizard Savannah

4xRibald Cobbler

4xSkeletal Mistress

4xOrcish Crooner

4xSigil of Grunsenhild

2xCackle of the Starhound

2xMacabre Hoedown

4xHip Hop Angel

2xHoot from Beneath

2xRowdy Randy

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

make the dwarf guy fight the wraith guy

i see no wraith i see an inflatable shade though.

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