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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

*sucks dick*

*acts like she's doing him a favor*

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
what is new girl?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*is a big bag of rape tied together with a satin bow*

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



*has a penis*

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Feminition posted:

*has a penis*

cut it off then youll be a REAL girl

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Feminition posted:

*has a penis*

Hello there.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Feminition posted:

*has a penis*

*on forehead*

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



gnarlyhotep posted:

*on forehead*

in my home country (russia) we call that a unicorn

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Feminition posted:

in my home country (russia) we call that a unicorn

in soviet russia, girl dicks you

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*does stuff*

*BUTT stuff*

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

*does stuff*

*BUTT stuff*

wrong thread

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
*flings bloody tampon at the trash can with a limp wrist and misses*

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
*smokes and makes dudes horny by doing so, somehow*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Myron Baloney posted:

*smokes and makes dudes horny by doing so, somehow*

*smokes, therefore pokes*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
*sucks all the dicks*

tee hee

oops

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

*smokes, therefore pokes*

there is something strangely hot about a woman with a cigarette.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Myron Baloney posted:

*smokes and makes dudes horny by doing so, somehow*

smoking gives you a raspy voice, and it's a proven fact that girls with raspy voices are sluts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gay Roads posted:

smoking gives you a raspy voice, and it's a proven fact that girls with raspy voices are sluts

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

hot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gross. now me and grandpa think the same woman is hot

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
grandpa's been on this earth a lot longer than you and probably knows a thing or two about picking the right woman

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

hey, a slut doesn't have to be hot, just slutty

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

*begs significant other for more honesty in relationship*
*immediately uses anything said as a weapon for future arguments*
*can't understand why he doesn't communicate*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Frijolero posted:

what is new girl?

Its Emily Dachenels retarded hipster sister spraying poo poo all over the people that watch fox.

*Watches New girl and Loves it*

*Says Family Guy is beneath her*

:argh:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Top City Homo posted:

*sucks all the dicks*

tee hee

oops

no not the op's

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*has a gay guy to use as her pretend boyfriend*

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
*Has daddy issues*

naem
May 29, 2011

"I hate you! I hate you!!!!"

* sucks dick *

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*holds your hand, smiles that slow tender kind of smile, the kind that just drives you nuts, leans in close*

I'm so glad we're friends.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*drinks diet coke friggin constantly*

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010

Gay Roads posted:

*drinks diet coke friggin constantly*

wow I'm a girl

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Bloodyshinta1 posted:

wow I'm a girl

sorry you had to find out this way :(

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
*Is a pretty lady*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

*is cooler than anyone else alive today*

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

gnarlyhotep posted:

*is cooler than anyone else alive today*

with a butt cut mullet? yeah, not so much

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECQWU10XqJc

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gay Roads posted:

with a butt cut mullet? yeah, not so much

haha yeah

like any of us can compare to Bowie on any level

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
imo the fact that he could pull off the butt cut mullet is a testament to how cool he is

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
Merge this thread with "itt we are boys"

the genders will finally be equal

sexism is destroyed forever

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

imo the fact that he could pull off the butt cut mullet is a testament to how cool he is

Why is it called the butt cut mullet? Where does the butt fit into it?

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