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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM Required watching above. This was around 2006ish, I remember watching it fondly. Hoping that the creator of https://www.somethingawful.com would kick the poo poo out of some dipshit no name director. Sadly I was disappointing. So I made this thread to ask Lowtax What he was thinking and what went in to him agreeing to this poo poo bucket of a fight. hey Lowtax! What up, Yo? Why didn't you train? Did you think Uwe was a joke? Anyway, ask Lowtax about his fight in this thread, Yo.
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I was there. It was a sad moment for the forums. Uwe pulled a fast on him like the slimy scheming hun he is
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And you still are disappointing OP.. you still are.
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From what I understand Uwe was a lyin' twat who said he'd A) Train them and B) Take it easy on them.
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spatula massacre posted:And you still are disappointing OP.. My pleasure.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:23
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Was this for some sort of charity?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:23
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he doesn't seem like a guy who just got beaten up in the after video
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Was this for some sort of charity? cock size comparison
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Uwe Boll Is a German Movie Director That Made Arguably The Worst Holocaust Movie Ever Except Maybe That One With Robin Williams In It.
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Tsinava posted:Uwe Boll Is a German Movie Director That Made Arguably The Worst Holocaust Movie Ever Except Maybe That One With Robin Williams In It. This
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Dec 16, 2014 07:25
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we need to hit those slimy german bastards back 
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Tsinava posted:Uwe Boll Is a German Movie Director That Made Arguably The Worst Holocaust Movie Ever Except Maybe That One With Robin Williams In It. I still don't understand how he hosed up a holocaust movie. Did he make the nazis tragic heroes or something?
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Torka posted:he doesn't seem like a guy who just got beaten up in the after video well of course. what, did you think our glorious leader was actually human? lmao
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Tsinava posted:Uwe Boll Is a German Movie Director That Made Arguably The Worst Holocaust Movie Ever Except Maybe That One With Robin Williams In It. haven't seen it but I kinda liked what he had to say about it "But to be honest, what is Germany doing? If you make a Sophie Scholl movie or an Anne Frank movie, you get subsidies, you get into the Berlin Film Festival because everybody's happy that you're showing that there were Germans in the resistance. But that is bullshit! The reality is that everybody went with it. Only 40 percent voted for Hitler, but then 90 percent went with it and didn't question why Jews were getting deported. And after the war they said they thought the Jews were in working camps or being sent to the front line. Everybody had an excuse. And if you make a movie now you only get support if you show Germany in a positive light. "
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:I still don't understand how he hosed up a holocaust movie. Did he make the nazis tragic heroes or something? he made it into gory dead jew porn to express the darkness and the horror
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I read somewhere that he gets some sort of credit or grant to make movies from the german government as some sort of propagandaminister sponsored arts incentive but I don't know how much truth there is to that
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Paul Scheer mentioned this in the How Did This Get Made podcast about the dungeon siege movie except he didn't mention lowtax by name he just called him a "movie critic" how are you enjoying your b list podcast almost-notoriety richard
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Dec 16, 2014 07:28
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Lowtax, would you consider a rematch?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:28
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find the strongest goon to fight uwe bolls strongest fan
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Long story short: he said it was a PR event & that he'd give us boxing lessons and equipment. Fortunately I brought my own equipment because they didn't even give us cups. Also there was no boxing lesson. Also turns out he'd been boxing for 16 years. So I got punched a lot in the head until I decided I didn't want to be punched in the head anymore and did the Ric Flair Flop. THE END.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:29
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That moment when you accept that you no longer want to be punched in the head. It's galvanized in your memory forever
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scopes posted:Paul Scheer mentioned this in the How Did This Get Made podcast about the dungeon siege movie except he didn't mention lowtax by name he just called him a "movie critic"
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You got like a free trip to canada or something out of it though right? I'd take a couple of knocks to the ol' bean to go to canada e: ok cool thought so ^^
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Dec 16, 2014 07:32
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finally.. .the truth has out.
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scopes posted:You got like a free trip to canada or something out of it though right? I'd take a couple of knocks to the ol' bean to go to canada
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Dec 16, 2014 07:33
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Lowtax posted:They couldn't find three critics that would fight him, so I emailed them and said that I've never reviewed any of his films, but if I do would I get a free trip to Vancouver and they said yes because they had nobody else. So I wrote a review of one of his films so I'd get a free plane ticket / hotel in Vancouver. Seriously? You sold out for an rear end kicking and a trip to Canada? Was there free booze involved? Please tell me there was free booze involved.
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mookface posted:I read somewhere that he gets some sort of credit or grant to make movies from the german government as some sort of propagandaminister sponsored arts incentive but I don't know how much truth there is to that Well if that's true, he's being pretty subtle about it.
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i thought people knew this, it was rad any ways long time goon, first time poster
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Lowtax posted:Yeah, it wasn't bad. I mean, getting punched in the head by a German movie director who has 16 years of boxing experience kinda sucks, it feels like there are angry bees in your brain trying to escape, but hey the flight and hotel were free. I'm still trying to figure out what was the upside for you? I mean, he's a dick, that much is concrete.
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Lowtax, why didn't you have a Champion fight in your stead?
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Lowtax posted:Long story short: he said it was a PR event & that he'd give us boxing lessons and equipment. Fortunately I brought my own equipment because they didn't even give us cups. Also there was no boxing lesson. Also turns out he'd been boxing for 16 years. So I got punched a lot in the head until I decided I didn't want to be punched in the head anymore and did the Ric Flair Flop. THE END. I wasn't sure about you at first, but I can't help but like a guy who volunteers to get punched in the head for weird entertainment purposes.
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VendaGoat posted:Seriously? You sold out for an rear end kicking and a trip to Canada? Was there free booze involved? Please tell me there was free booze involved. free booze? its canada, man they issue a bottle of crown royal and a jug of maple syrup to everyone at all ports of entry.
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I think Lowtax should videotape himself watching Auschwitz while eating homemade pies straight out of the pan.
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Lowtax let's talk about the psychological ramifications........ do you feel that this incident made you, a "Germa-phobe" 
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VendaGoat posted:I'm still trying to figure out what was the upside for you?
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who would win in a fist fight lowtax or tommy wiseau
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scopes posted:free booze? its canada, man they issue a bottle of crown royal and a jug of maple syrup to everyone at all ports of entry. Lowtax posted:Free trip. *books flight ticket to canada*
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Harime Nui posted:Lowtax let's talk about the psychological ramifications........ do you feel that this incident made you, a "Germa-phobe"
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Considering Uwe Boll is now old news, do you think I could challenge him to a fight to resurrect both of our careers? How hard did he hit?
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It's really pathetic that he just wanted to punch someone and basically settled for you because you wanted a free trip. He strikes me as the type of person who would physically abuse someone because he's just really angry and he wants to hit someone who can't fight back.
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