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It would own if some swole buff goon beat the poo poo out of Uwe Boll. lol
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Tsinava posted:It's really pathetic that he just wanted to punch someone and basically settled for you because you wanted a free trip. He lives pretty close to me and I have sworn to punch him in the back if I see him buying bananas or something
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what did you do in canada lowtax
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But for real I'm sure he's a strange man and not at all representative of the wonderful, friendly german people
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Dec 16, 2014 07:42
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Aside from the punching in the head, was Vancouver nice?
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Aside from the punching in the head, was Vancouver nice?
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lowtax got brutally punched repeatedly in his head for comedy which is more than any of you sad rear end motherfuckers have ever accomplished
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The Wizard of Poz posted:lowtax got brutally punched repeatedly in his head for comedy which is more than any of you sad rear end motherfuckers have ever accomplished me -----> 
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The Wizard of Poz posted:lowtax got brutally punched repeatedly in his head for comedy which is more than any of you sad rear end motherfuckers have ever accomplished I've been really drunk and beat up at parties.... once.... twice.....
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I was also pretty psyched for that fight and lamented bitterly that there wasn't a part 3 You should have had someone go as your second, they could have given you crucial boxing tips like "It's legal to grab someone and hump them until the referee separates you, grab them again, and repeat until the match is over." While we're talking forum history, when is My Tank is Fight 2 coming out. I legitimately enjoyed that book even if the fiction parts were hit or miss. There are used book resellers on Amazon selling it for 1 cent. What the Christ.
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what the christ. uwe as hitler. i can see it. 
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Lowtax, fly me out to wherever you live and buy me a meal at a nice hamburger place and you can punch me in the head TWO times, deal? Three times if you buy me a few beers as well.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:51
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Inevitable posted:Lowtax, fly me out to wherever you live and buy me a meal at a nice hamburger place and you can punch me in the head TWO times, deal?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:51
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VectorSigma posted:what the christ. holy poo poo it was co written by willam the drag queen 
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Lowtax posted:I don't want to fight, I love everybody in this world. Lowtax I recommend crossfit when you strengthen your core your triceps and shoulders will simply follow and from there you will gain enormous punching power and once you have the power......well I tell you this my friend if anyone says "punch me" you just do it, ha ha
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Dec 16, 2014 07:53
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VectorSigma posted:what the christ. I feel sorry for the actress who portrays "blubberella"
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Lowtax posted:I don't want to fight, I love everybody in this world. Well, okay, you can just fly me out and buy me a hamburger and some beer and then not punch me in the head if you prefer.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:54
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Lowtax posted:I don't want to fight, I love everybody in this world. Would you consider a no holds barred gift off with Santa now?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:55
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mookface posted:I feel sorry for the actress who portrays "blubberella" After seeing the first 15 minutes of that film, she doesn't care.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:55
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I thought it was a good time and I enjoyed seeing it I mean, it was so odd
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Dec 16, 2014 07:56
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Harime Nui posted:Lowtax I recommend crossfit when you strengthen your core your triceps and shoulders will simply follow and from there you will gain enormous punching power and once you have the power......well I tell you this my friend if anyone says "punch me" you just do it, ha ha
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Lowtax posted:I'm training how to spirit bomb For the years of enjoyment I have had on your forum, I will give you my energy
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Dec 16, 2014 07:58
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Lowtax posted:I'm training how to spirit bomb You're not Goku? MY IMMERSION! 
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Lowtax posted:I'm training how to spirit bomb i tried to help out but there's nothing on wiki how about spirit bombs. sorry bub e; nothin creepy bout THAT! Vvvv big black turnout fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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Lowtax posted:Yeah, it wasn't bad. I mean, getting punched in the head by a German movie director who has 16 years of boxing experience kinda sucks, it feels like there are angry bees in your brain trying to escape, but hey the flight and hotel were free. So, would you take this deal in the future? Will you let goons buy you a free trip in exchange for getting to punch you a few times in the face?
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Dec 16, 2014 08:01
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It really is amazing to experience how accurate a trained fighter is first-hand though. You can see punches coming and your body just won't move out of the way..
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Dec 16, 2014 08:08
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Although I don't know if has been confirmed, the story is that Uwe Boll challenged Seanbaby, and then backed out when he found out Seanbaby's height, weight and fighting experience.
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Dec 16, 2014 08:13
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glowing-fish posted:Although I don't know if has been confirmed, the story is that Uwe Boll challenged Seanbaby, and then backed out when he found out Seanbaby's height, weight and fighting experience. this rings a bell for me too, but i also cant confirm i think i just read it somewhere
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didn't germany close the loophole uwe boll was exploiting for years, and if so why is he still making poo poo movies?The Wizard of Poz posted:this rings a bell for me too, but i also cant confirm i think i just read it somewhere seanbaby mentioned it either on one of his cracked articles or on his blog
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Dec 16, 2014 08:24
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Lowtax posted:So I got punched a lot in the head . you could also say you got "punched in the ring" lol
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Dec 16, 2014 08:28
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Lowtax posted:Yeah, it wasn't bad. I mean, getting punched in the head by a German movie director who has 16 years of boxing experience kinda sucks, it feels like there are angry bees in your brain trying to escape, but hey the flight and hotel were free. You shoulda cleaned out the minibar
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Dec 16, 2014 08:29
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You don't really 'lose' in a fight with someone that insecure. He bent his own bs rules and in the end it's a really funny video. I'm proud of lowtax
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Dec 16, 2014 08:39
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boll lied and was a huge cheating dick but you still took your knocks and came out funny lowtax. thanks for doing a real funny thing even if it cost you a few brain cells 
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Dec 16, 2014 08:52
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how many weight classes heavier than you was boll in that fight? It looked like a pretty big number
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:boll lied Lowtax died seriously I kinda wish someone pummeled Boll but yeah clearly he's the one with something to prove.
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Dec 16, 2014 09:01
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VectorSigma posted:what the christ. I like how she's holding onto the clip with no finger anywhere near the trigger and the guns are still shooting.
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Dec 16, 2014 09:02
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i remember the lady interviewing lowtaxhad booty shorts on or it was the camera lady anyway best part of the whole video next to lowtax' urban hairstyle
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Dec 16, 2014 09:06
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
Not any more than trying to watch Rampage
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you guys dont understand by punching his critics he proved his movies were good
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Uwe Boll's movies are that "so bad it's good" kind of good. In other words, the worst kind of good. Fun to watch with friends, though.
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