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A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!"

At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinist NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag.

"If Trotsky was so great, why wasn't the revolution permanent?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, "Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!"

"Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People's History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying those social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out!

The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. An eagle named "Slavoj Zizek" flew into the room and perched atop a copy of "Pravda" and sniffed snot onto its print. The last sentence of the "The Communist Manifesto" was read several times, and Sergei Eisenstein himself showed up and demonstrated how to roll a baby down the Odessa steps.

The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day. He loved Big Brother.

The student's name? Lavrentiy Beria.

Kenny Logins posted:

Not an SA quote that I can tell, but:

That Works posted:

Remind me who was the students name in the original quote?

zoux posted:

Anyway the answer to the 2008 discussion question "Is America ready for a black president?" is "Hahhahahahaha hell no".

paperchaseguy posted:

how is habby formed

moana posted:

how man paess free tieme

Bisty Q. posted:

it was in bfc this mroing
a man in seattle who had kill nine months budgats

a worthy uhh posted:

They need to do way instain slomo

Breetai posted:

My pary is with the baller. I am sorry for your lots.

duTrieux. posted:

reading buzzfeed is like prospecting for gold in a canyon full of horse poo poo but you know the horses got into the gold factory that one time so welp

Weatherman posted:

That would have been a strain, yes. Those poor horses!

Machai posted:

crapload

Newt King posted:

If you attach the funnel of a beer bong to your dick and feed the tube down your esophagus you will never waste a drop of that sweet, sweet trip piss. Turn your digestive system into a drug ouroboros, the trip will never end!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"Trip piss"? Is that something that people actually do?

An Angry Bug posted:

The SloMo thread is slowly losing its mind.

dads a mall cop posted:

whitewashing is frowned upon on tumblr because it's the two things they hate the most

newreply.php posted:

"i have the complexion of a showroom toilet bowl from sitting in front of a computer all day for years, yet somehow i'd like to look.... whiter"

*clicks llbean.com link caucasianly*

Shaggar posted:

llbean is a quality brand with superior products

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Jedit posted:

When I was just a little goon I asked the mod team, "What should I try? Should I rent hookers? Should I do blow?" This was their wise reply:

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be. Just don't post in TCC. Que sera sera.

Jedit posted:

When I was just a little goon I asked the mod team, "What should I try? Should I rent hookers? Should I do blow?" This was their wise reply:

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be. Just don't post in TCC. Que sera sera.

I Demand Food posted:

Also, I am genuinely confused as the serial number on the box matches the serial number on the gun. What gives?

right arm posted:

germans love serial numbers

hell, they even put them on people

oldpainless posted:

I scrolled down just far enough to see the eyes and wasn't sure if Einstein or Malkovich.

VitalSigns posted:

Democrats are too slow. Vote Socialist Party to kick off Civil War 2 as soon as possible. Come on conservatives!

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Freepers do this and kick off the Socialist party as a viable party as the GOP sinks to third party status due to its infighting, Starts a political "Race to the left" by the SPUSA and democrats become the center-right party they already are...

nucleicmaxid posted:

Keep going, I'm almost there.

VitalSigns posted:

And then the Second Coming of FDR appeared in clouds of glory (only he's not racist this time), and since the Twenty-Second Amendment doesn't apply to him, he becomes Eternal President and leads America to a golden age of unequalled prosperity and social justice and...oh God here it comes, where do you want it?

Zeroisanumber posted:

Aim for my tattoo of John Brown!

Quidam Viator posted:

The Freepers are talking about voting for socialists as a form of accelerationism:

Sniep posted:

"my kampf!*?*!!" exclaimed hitler, desperately looking for his lost kampf

Sniep posted:

"MEIN, kampf!" yelled hitler as he grabbed his half-slobbered newspaper from his pooch kampf's jowels

Sniep posted:

"mein...mein kampf " hitler sighed to his physician regarding his erectile dysfunction

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Those certainly are some Awful Quotes.

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Speaking as someone in hangs in DnD a lot no, those quotes are hysterical.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"Trip piss"? Is that something that people actually do?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"Trip piss"? Is that something that people actually do?

computer parts posted:

my favorite US one was the nuclear powered airplane



these were the reactors (to replace the engines), they're like 20 feet tall

Sagebrush posted:

worth noting that part of the reason they're so big is water-cooling and radiation shielding, neither of which would have been used in the airborne version (weight)

in the air the reactors would have been cooled by the high speed air, and instead of conventional shielding, you'd just leave the reactors open and put a lead plate in the back of the cockpit so that no crew member had a line of sight to the reactor core. yeah you're irradiating the gently caress out of everything around you but it's miles away from the ground so any given area underneath the plane only gets a pretty small dose. obviously you couldn't 'use these engines on takeoff because it would kill all the ground crew, so iirc the planes would have been launched with rockets or disposable turbine packs and the reactors made critical in midair.

i don't know how they planned to safely recover these now-highly-radioactive planes, since the neutron flux would have turned every piece of the airframe into low-level nuclear waste, but it was kind of moot point bc the mission plan for these things iirc was to launch with their atom bombs in the event of a nuclear exchange and then spend days or weeks orbiting the north pole waiting for the russians to come up for air, at which point they would bomb the survivors and presumably lawn-dart into the kremlin because there's nothing left in the usa to come home to

Fabricated posted:

My favorite description of those planes came from here when someone described Nixon's cold war plans as being "Sending planes piloted by screaming radioactive skeletons to irradiate your countryside"

An Angry Bug posted:

The SloMo thread is slowly losing its mind.

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

What is that thread even about

colonel_korn posted:

5

Picnic Princess posted:

Wrong flag, but

The expression on that kangaroo is hilarious, like she forgot to take out the garbage on garbage day.

Internet Webguy posted:

For Australian marsupials, garbage day is, historically, a very dangerous day.

Radish posted:

Are people like McCoy self aware enough to realize that racism is the Tea Party's #1 driving factor?

duz posted:

Actually it's about ethics in taxation.

Fellatio del Toro posted:

it's about ethnics in politics

The Mentalizer posted:

I don't know how you guys can read that thread. It was the only thread I've ever had to stop reading because it made me legit crazy, and if I kept up with it I would have had a meltdown. Day by Day was enough to cause psychological stress, then add in the McCoys, Ramirez and Joe loving Liccar (also the dude that beats his wife whose name I can't recall at the moment); god it was just loving terrible.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

My family is far right conservative, my father verging on fascist, and most of my friends are center right. There's no coming back for me anyway.