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thatbastardken

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
merry actual christmas auspols, was just being surly yesterday.

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Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

thatbastardken posted:

merry actual christmas auspols, was just being surly yesterday.

Merry Christmas Ken :)



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
Coq au Nandos

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Mad Katter posted:



This is part one of my amazing gift from Fruity Gordo, with part two coming in the future.

It's habanero infused vodka, which is loving awesome. I love spicy things and booze. I'm rushing out to lunch now, but will Snapchat a video of me taking a shot later on.

Thanks for making it clear that it isn't a bottle of piss, I was slightly concerned when I first opened the parcel. You're a great Santa!

Hahahaha, I -knew- Fruity would do something awesome.

exmarx


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Milo XyloTO





HookShot
I feel like I should be punished for living in a poo poo time zone and wait until tomorrow to open my presents.

Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

HookShot posted:

I feel like I should be punished for living in a poo poo time zone and wait until tomorrow to open my presents.

Nah stuff that



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
rudatron

by Fluffdaddy
merry christmas fuckers, and have a happy loving new year

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Coq au Nandos

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

HookShot posted:

I feel like I should be punished for living in a poo poo time zone and wait until tomorrow to open my presents.

Do itttttt

Matoi Ryuko


rudatron posted:

merry christmas fuckers, and have a happy loving new year

Have a merry Chrismahanukwanzakah!!!

Endman

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I like the new avatar Ryuko-chan~

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HookShot
Ok I will open my secret Santa gifts after dinner.

GoldStandardConure

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

I got a great little haul from my secret Santa. it included:

Hot sauce for Taco
Bird seed for me and the girlfriend
A Hordes mini (Annyssa Ryvaal, gonna shoot arrows at you Gaspy)
A DIY Raptorfag kit



Thanks mister skeltal Secret Auspol Santa!

Have a good day everyone!

Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

GoldStandardConure posted:

I got a great little haul from my secret Santa. it included:

Hot sauce for Taco
Bird seed for me and the girlfriend
A Hordes mini (Annyssa Ryvaal, gonna shoot arrows at you Gaspy)
A DIY Raptorfag kit



Thanks mister skeltal Secret Auspol Santa!

Have a good day everyone!

:staredog:

noice



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
I gotta say all these pro as gently caress secret santas is making me retroactively more pissed at my gift.



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Like not to be the picture of ingratitude but these little personalised gift sets are simply darling.



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
Matoi Ryuko


Endman posted:

I like the new avatar Ryuko-chan~

Not as much as I do!!! :neckbeard:

Matoi Ryuko


GoldStandardConure posted:

I got a great little haul from my secret Santa. it included:

Hot sauce for Taco
Bird seed for me and the girlfriend
A Hordes mini (Annyssa Ryvaal, gonna shoot arrows at you Gaspy)
A DIY Raptorfag kit



Thanks mister skeltal Secret Auspol Santa!

Have a good day everyone!

Post a pic of the finished product, after you paint the horse!!

XyloJW
just checked my snaps: r.i.p. hambeet's peace.

Gough Suppressant

Asphyxious posted:

It was an iron cross. It was pretty tame. But also a really poo poo gift.

you're supposed to rotate it a bit, it's an iron x.

Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gough Suppressant posted:

you're supposed to rotate it a bit, it's an iron x.

:eyepop:



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
quite stretched out

the chillest

Gough Suppressant posted:

you're supposed to rotate it a bit, it's an iron x.

GoldStandardConure

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Post a pic of the finished product, after you paint the horse!!

Its a war reindeer :black101:

Asphyxious

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

GoldStandardConure posted:

Its a war reindeer :black101:

He meant the pony



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?
GoldStandardConure

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

war pony :black101:

drowned in pussy juice

by FactsAreUseless
Nooooooo mum 20 % of Muslims aren't extremists and we shouldn't force them to live in separate communities from each other *posted while hiding in a toilet*

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by FactsAreUseless
dad have you been trolling mum again where the gently caress did this come from

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Endman

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I'm thankful every Christmas that my (Australian) family are decent, caring, not-racist, Green-voting people.

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Spudd

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

I'm just getting drunk

HookShot
I'm pretty glad that I

a) rarely ever see my extended family including at Christmas (half of them live in France, the other half live halfway across the country, the equivalent of Sydney -> Perth)

b) don't really ever get racist comments when I do see them. My mom's entire family are left wing, and even my dad's side isn't too bad, when I saw my grandma in the summer she was talking about how her sister won't accept that her son is gay and how the rest of the family has taken him in to make him feel ok about it.

Bifauxnen

Curses! Foiled again!


My parents are pretty left-wing, and my brother would probably lean that way if he had the stomach to pay any attention to politics. For the rest of the family though, it's more don't ask, don't tell. I mean, they are from the States.

ewe2

My family are in other states. The most I know is that they aren't dead yet, so that's something.

plumpy hole lever

♥ Anime is real ♥
my country cousins talk about the part of town where all the aboriginals live as "vegemite valley"

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you


Bifauxnen

Curses! Foiled again!


Oh ffs my internet's down again. It's like the router wants to be extra Christmassy by getting a red light on there with the usual green lights.

plumpy hole lever

♥ Anime is real ♥
they like to call me "city slicker"

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you


plumpy hole lever

♥ Anime is real ♥
and also to gently caress cows

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you


Seagull

give me a chip
My country family are the most left wing members.

tithin


[Grandmaster Tactician]



My family, being immigrants, are loudly decrying muslims who refuse to integrate as terrorists.

plumpy hole lever

♥ Anime is real ♥
yes but you see tithin you're the RIGHT SORT of immgirants

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you


plumpy hole lever

♥ Anime is real ♥
the goodwill and happiness of auspol couldn't last, within less than twelve hours we're back to btiching about racists, bogans, and australia in general


'twas but a fleeting christmas miracle!

Those On My Left posted:

soag you are a pretty good poster i just wnat you to know that

Bifauxnen posted:

Joe Hockeys Scrote, you are a pretty good poster and I just wanted you to know that.

XyloJW posted:

I actually like soag

Matthew Beet posted:

my favourite post is all of yours.

Avshalom posted:

imo soag is a modern prophet

Cartoon posted:

the return of Soag. isn't he supposed to be the Fresh Prince of AusYOB?

willus posted:

soag i love you


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Wrestlepig

my mum says im cool

man I forgot to stash the fudge I got before it became a communal thing

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