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He could have jumped into Mordor. Or ridden a bat.
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Get him to surf there on Tolkien's coffin.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:38
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he would have done a 360 kickflip into a power-mad elf based dictatorship, that's why
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Dec 25, 2014 19:38
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The Ring would've corrupted him, OP.
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girls cant be movie heroes. its the law
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Funkstar Deluxe posted:The Ring would've corrupted him, OP. that would have made him gay right?
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Dec 25, 2014 19:40
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Why didn't gandalf just let them fly there?
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Dec 25, 2014 19:40
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So basically hobbits are too drat dimwitted to actually us the ring to gain power over the entirety of middle earth and indulge their every ale and pipeweed fueled desire?
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Dec 25, 2014 19:41
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cynic posted:So basically hobbits are too drat dimwitted to actually us the ring to gain power over the entirety of middle earth and indulge their every ale and pipeweed fueled desire? don't they have that poo poo without the need of a ring anyways?
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Dec 25, 2014 19:43
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Gandalf: Hmm gunna give these retard midgets the most powerful, evil thing ever, hope for the best *takes huge toke and blows out a smoke ring in the shape of a big ganja leaf*
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Dec 25, 2014 19:44
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cynic posted:So basically hobbits are too drat dimwitted to actually us the ring to gain power over the entirety of middle earth and indulge their every ale and pipeweed fueled desire? yes, that was the entire point of letting a hobbit carry the god drat ring all the way to mordor
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Dec 25, 2014 19:45
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cynic posted:So basically hobbits are too drat dimwitted to actually us the ring to gain power over the entirety of middle earth and indulge their every ale and pipeweed fueled desire? Turns out that the deepest desire of any hobbit is to sit in the middle of a cave pond, dressed in rags.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:45
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Gleam the cube to UNLIMITED POWER!!!
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lotr is pretty cool guys
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cynic posted:So basically hobbits are too drat dimwitted to actually us the ring to gain power over the entirety of middle earth and indulge their every ale and pipeweed fueled desire? They're the salt of the earth good country folk who just want a stroll down to the pub for a pint without being bothered by a mob of orcs jabbering in their savage mussulman tongue while the elves are cultured but decadent and homosexual continentals. Only one group has the moral fortitude to wield the one ring of fascism justly
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Plucky Brit posted:Get him to surf there on Tolkien's coffin. While firing arrows and killing a million orcs in a row because he's just THAT BADASS.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:47
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The ring wasn't even really that powerful. Oh boy, you're in charge of a bunch of other rings that no one has. BFD
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Dec 25, 2014 19:49
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dont forget it allows you to see ghouls with a different outfit. it's basically dlc
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BigBoss posted:The ring wasn't even really that powerful. Oh boy, you're in charge of a bunch of other rings that no one has. BFD apparently if you're not a dumb lovely hobbit it gives you mad force multipliers in like every aspect of your being
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Dec 25, 2014 19:51
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I'll be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf
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Dec 25, 2014 19:52
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BigBoss posted:The ring wasn't even really that powerful. Oh boy, you're in charge of a bunch of other rings that no one has. BFD Annatar did nothing wrong.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:52
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gandorf the white fighting the blacks pretty fuckin racist also show me a black person on the good guys side you cant
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Nation posted:gandorf the white fighting the blacks pretty fuckin racist also show me a black person on the good guys side gollum is black isn't he
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Dec 25, 2014 19:53
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smeagol is white u fuckin dufus then he goes wigger he just gone all grey cos he hates the sunlight basically lives the goon life living in a cave playing with his ring
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Nation posted:smeagol is white u fuckin dufus then he goes wigger in the book he really was black. like the book goes out of its way to make that clear to the reader lol
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Dec 25, 2014 19:56
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gollum's not aligned with Sauron
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I love legolas he's so bad
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Cnut the Great posted:in the book he really was black. like the book goes out of its way to make that clear to the reader lol hah the book trap sprung fukken nerd
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gollum: -lives in a depressed area -loves the ring (fancy jewelry) -loves fish -likes it raw
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I love legolas he's so bad  
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Nation posted:hah the book gently caress gently caress
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is smegoel golum? and is he really black itb
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I love legolas he's so bad I love how the newest movies had so many forced character tie-in. It's like they know all the legolas fan girls would just go see bad hobbit movies.
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Dec 25, 2014 20:17
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i like legolas and also liked his stair surfing, it was cool. suck it haters.
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They got a cave troll!
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Sweet Tea posted:he would have done a 360 kickflip into a power-mad elf based dictatorship, that's why Funkstar Deluxe posted:The Ring would've corrupted him, OP.
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Dec 25, 2014 20:27
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Tom Bombadil was too retarded, apprently
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why didn't the eagles just take the hobbits to mordor
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BigBoss posted:The ring wasn't even really that powerful. Oh boy, you're in charge of a bunch of other rings that no one has. BFD Elrond , Galadriel & Gandalf are wearing the 3 elven rings. It's what's being used to sustain/hide Rivendell, Lothlorien & give Gandalf +10 magic. Plus frodo would have been able to command the Nazgul if he knew what he was doing. The ring has a bunch of power besides this too.
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never trust an elf
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