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LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

I like the way his shirt is crumpled, looks like Warrior has no nose.

Looks like that gif. of Edge where the rope is covering his nose.

when that pic first got posted people were convinced, terrified, and amazed that someone had made an Ultimate Warrior shirt in the style of :iamafag:

comprehending picture details is kind of a tall order, sometimes

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Daniel Bryan: pretty handsome when he doesn't have a ridiculous beard

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he looks too normal. like he's just some dude from a medium-sized town in Maryland.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Aye, he just looks like yer mate Dan who works outdoors, unlike now where he's a hairy super goblin who looks like a wrestler.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!
TheEggsBenedict's post in the WWE Discussion thread earlier in the week got me looking at the Alumni Section of WWE.com...

Leaving aside the fact that everyone is the relative same height and the odd over photoshopping of recent people makes nearly everyone look deformed:



Some of the stances of some people stuck out a bit: (with a couple of more normal people for context)



wha?

but the weirdest is ole Tajiri:



and bonus of JJ since they clearly chose this picture on purpose to make him look daft:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
In their defence, JJ rarely looks dignified.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I'm not sure if they could've found a less flattering picture of Jillian Hall without going pre-Boogeyman.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Why are they using the Mortal Kombat 3 font for their names?

Hoarr
Sep 6, 2013
Why not??



Also:

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
Sting really seemed to fight a lot of children in promotional spots. Wasn't there a Surge commercial of him essentially beating the poo poo out of a kid in front of his amused parents?

EDIT: It was Sprite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j65DpagyhI

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Their only pic of Antonio Inoki had a podium photoshopped out so he's got this awkward stilted lurch

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Hoarr posted:

Why not??



Also:



I see Sting couldn't get the "vulnerable positions" clause in his contract

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Chewy Bitems posted:

TheEggsBenedict's post in the WWE Discussion thread earlier in the week got me looking at the Alumni Section of WWE.com...

Leaving aside the fact that everyone is the relative same height and the odd over photoshopping of recent people makes nearly everyone look deformed:



Some of the stances of some people stuck out a bit: (with a couple of more normal people for context)



wha?

but the weirdest is ole Tajiri:



and bonus of JJ since they clearly chose this picture on purpose to make him look daft:



How many pictures exist of JJ during his WWE tenure that look any better?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gonzo McFee posted:

Aye, he just looks like yer mate Dan who works outdoors, unlike now where he's a hairy super goblin who looks like a wrestler.

He's going for that lumbersexual look. All he needs now is a checkered flannel shirt.

Oh wait...

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

fatherdog posted:

How many pictures exist of JJ during his WWE tenure that look any better?

They could find a better picture but his most ridiculous look really is the most memorable.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The Twinkie Czar posted:

They could find a better picture but his most ridiculous look really is the most memorable.


That's not a Slapnuts shirt.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the correct answer is Aztec Warrior Jeff Jarrett


21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight




I didn't know I wanted to see this badly until now

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

The Twinkie Czar posted:

They could find a better picture but his most ridiculous look really is the most memorable.


The only outfit I ever use on Wrestlemania 2000

Hoarr
Sep 6, 2013


Here's one they could've gone with...

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


It's as dark as a TNA taping.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hoarr posted:



Here's one they could've gone with...

singlets that just barely show nipples are somehow so much more obscene than outfits with no top

magnum_valentino
Apr 18, 2013

"The WCW"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
All 9 of WCW's wrestlers, even.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

The only thing that drives me as crazy as that is "the WWE".

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Harper and... Jericho?

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

bradzilla posted:

Harper and... Jericho?

C'MON BAY-BAY!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Bray's a lost cause, lets build up the other Wyatt member into a fearsome monster before jobbing him out to Cena while on his knees begging for mercy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by new cult leader Adam Rose.

Sister Abigail is dressed as a hot dog.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Bo Dallas

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Vince McMahon

E: scott steiner

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Waylon Mercy.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Axel Mulligan.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Vladimir Putin.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by The Jackyll

because violence TURNS HIM ON

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Doink

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

C. Everett Koop posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Doink

Afraid I've got some bad news.

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electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

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