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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Wamdoodle posted:

Some sourpuss anti Texas talk in here. Probably too much estrogen in the system.

This is a common problem outside of TX

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ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014
boy i'd sure hate to let a thread about texas pass by without letting everyone know that i'm a huge human being and have never been to a real state

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ArgoATX posted:

boy i'd sure hate to let a thread about texas pass by without letting everyone know that i'm a huge human being and have never been to a real state

I'll take a dick if it means texas can not exist anymore.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ArgoATX posted:

boy i'd sure hate to let a thread about texas pass by without letting everyone know that i'm a huge human being and have never been to a real state

having had the misfortune to live in texas I can tell you that, for everything wrong with it, it is not california, by the grace of god

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

TontoCorazon posted:

I'll take a dick if it means texas can not exist anymore.

what wishes did you make on your first dozen dicks

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014

TontoCorazon posted:

I'll take a dick if it means texas can not exist anymore.

you'd take a dick for a slice of the amazing down-home brisket i'm eating as we speak, so i'm not too sure about the value of your rear end in a top hat and mouth at this point

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

ArgoATX posted:

the best part about texas is when the three-digit temperatures start killing homeless people and elderly. natural selection in action. cull the weak.

nope its the tacos and cheap weed

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Give it back...

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
bring back the roboshit

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

ArgoATX posted:

are you the guy who had the crusty old stretch limousines?

Friend, let me tell you, there's nothing crusty about a stretch limo. Class from head to tail.

But no.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Having lived my whole life here I can tell you that Texas is both cool and good.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



What's this mental illness called again?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Frisky posted:

bring back the roboshit

the homojihad.. has ended...

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

pflugerVILLE up in this piece (near Austin)

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

Jealous of texas?

hey everyone get a load of this jealous bitch from a bitch state

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

proof of concept posted:

hey everyone get a load of this jealous bitch from a bitch state

i guess the one good thing about the irrational texas pride is that people who are born in texas rarely leave texas to gently caress up other good parts of the country like people from the midwest do.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i guess the one good thing about the irrational texas pride is that people who are born in texas rarely leave texas to gently caress up other good parts of the country like people from the midwest do.

haha this is something you actually believe

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Help to decriminalize pot, fellow Texans! Contact your representatives!

http://www.mpp.org/states/texas/

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

drat it feels good to be a Texan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



what has texas ever done for me?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Rage posted:

what has texas ever done for me?

matthew mcconaughey

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014

The Rage posted:

what has texas ever done for me?

i was born. hold on i'm going to pull up some pics of my adonis-like physique, massive cock, and SAT scores

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Some real Corpus Christi music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1WODMFJRbI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AE6tbt0k9s

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ppl in texas travel to other parts of texas to broaden their horizons.

i mean good for them and all but close the border ffs

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
The mexican Madonna:





The 1994 Selena is def superior to 2014 Selena both are from Texas though. i.e. Selena Quintanilla vs Selena Gomez

dreadspork
Jun 25, 2005

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

RadioactiveKid posted:

Waxahachie checking in

I've not seen this one in stores, is it good?

I enjoyed it quite a bit. If you're into stouts or porters, I recommend you give it a try, especially since it's a limited release.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i guess the one good thing about the irrational texas pride is that people who are born in texas rarely leave texas to gently caress up other good parts of the country like people from the midwest do.'

speaking of leaving

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I visited Texas and found some nice things about it.

My favorite thing about Texas was samosas in Trinity Mills. Is this a quintessential Texas experience?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

a starwar betamax posted:

fort Stockton... the real West Texas. checking no in
i drove through fort stockton and the best western right off the highway was on fire. like fully engulfed. it was a two-story motel, which made it one of the more prominent buildings.

i kept driving. that was my introduction to fort stockton.

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
Here's our theme song, which I wake up to every day:

Probably :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGp98Xoq9g&feature=youtu.be&t=51s
Probably :nws:

edit: YEEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWWW

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://www.craftbeer.com/news/beer-release/saint-arnold-divine-reserve-no-5-emerge-retirement

:getin:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

nnnotime posted:

Here's our theme song, which I wake up to every day:

Probably :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGp98Xoq9g&feature=youtu.be&t=51s
Probably :nws:

edit: YEEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03umbWdDQZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dK67xocqUk

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 12, 2015

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I grew up in the Dallas area and had a lot of theater-geek friends, which translated into recognizing a lot of extras on Walker Texas Ranger because they made a shitton of episodes with lots of bit parts for teens.

They tend to be characters like "Drunk girl in car accident #2"

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

As someone who grew up in Texas, I can state with authority that there are no words to describe how utterly and completely awful Texas is in every single way. gently caress that place and everything about it to death, forever.

e: ^^^^ haha, my dad showed up in two episodes of that show. In the second one, he's part of a (n old portly white man) gang who are gunned down by the righteous wrath of Chuck Norris and his sidekick ranger whose name I can never remember.

LonsomeSon fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jan 12, 2015

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
west texas best texas imho

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
texas is real big, and real good

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
:eyepop:
Those are pro-clicks right there, yessir.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
everybody calm down, the burn ban has been lifted

http://www.co.callahan.tx.us

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

gnarlyhotep posted:

everybody calm down, the burn ban has been lifted

http://www.co.callahan.tx.us

brb lighting up the bonfire

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a starwar betamax posted:

brb lighting up the bonfire

buying beer (because Callahan is now not a dry county!)

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