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"No excuses" is not a slogan, it is a fact of life. Didn't pass a class, didn't get a job you applied for? Your fault. Poor? Your fault. Can't pay rent? You are a no-good bum. Having a job is not optional. You must work every day of your life for fifty-plus years or you are garbage. If you are a female, during your second pregnancy people will say to your face things like "This is the last one, right?' or "you're not having anymore, right?" because whites aren't really allowed to breed, regardless of income. Whites are held to standards that no one else is. Failure brings immediate and loud condemnation. Going to jail is just par for the course for other races, but it's virtually life-ending for whites. You are a POS jailbird, no matter how exemplary the remainder of your life might be. If you are white you learn early on that you will work virtually until the moment of your death and that no one will ever, ever cut you any slack.
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being white loving rules
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Spanish Manlove posted:being white loving rules
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Jan 14, 2015 22:24
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I'm white and I haven't been shot by a cop or left to roast in a paddywagon even once.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:25
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5/5. Definitely would try again.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:27
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dont u mean 1/16th kickapoo
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Pussy Gobbler 5000, brand new model, brought to you by the engineering geniuses that created rear end Blaster 2k4.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:27
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Being a white middle class male is even better though.
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i have to apply sun screen on occasion
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Jan 14, 2015 22:28
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it's basically the best first choice you can make, double if you pick male
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Jan 14, 2015 22:29
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Biting insects always target me when I am out with my non-white friends.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:29
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Im either suffering from White Privilege or White Guilt depending on who I talk to. It gets old. That's why most white people I know stay quiet. When you get shot at from both sides, there's no incentive.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:30
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poor whites are literally disenfranchised true white is synonymous with power and money
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The best part of being half-white is the whites don't want you and neither does your other half.
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that pale, blonde haired man scraping his pockets for pennies and nickles to purchase a pack of Marlboro indeed he is a man, that much is true, but he is no "white" man
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- cops let you out of most tickets if you're white and friendly ("ha ha" funny not Eddie Murphy funny) - sometimes you get pulled over and instead of a ticket you get a $100 bill and a glass of champagne - you get taken to court by a minority and, despite all the hassle and fees and even losing sometimes, you always land up on top
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-smile at a girl and they don't taze you
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Basically like being black/arab/jew but better?
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Whites are actually MORE oppressed than so-called "minorities."
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When we get hosed up on meth and pcp we end up in the mental hospital for "exhaustion" or "heat-stroke" instead of shot into potted meat food product.
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-immediately upon completion of college, graduate is led into hidden chamber below the stage where they are awarded a money press and given a choice of corner offices on an upper floor of a large office building in their choice of east coast city
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Jan 14, 2015 22:39
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-compact, easily portable dilk
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honestly, it's funny as hell to be a minority because nothing really is expected from me so doing literally anything skyrockets past people's expectations. i know this because growing up people would always be astounded at common rear end poo poo like being polite, or passing a test, or going to the dentist "your teeth are so white! holy poo poo". i know there's an evil layer of racism behind the surprise but it's still amusing to get reactions for just being a normal person.
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It's pretty great, and you don't even ever really have to think about it at all because you're like the default race. If someone's describing a person and they don't specify their race, everybody just assumes that they're white.
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No-one cares if we are offended by anything. Being called a racist whenever I have an opinion is great.
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You should try being white, male, and tall. If you walk into a place like you own it, people usually assume that you do.
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Doctor J Off posted:-immediately upon completion of college, graduate is led into hidden chamber below the stage where they are awarded a money press and given a choice of corner offices on an upper floor of a large office building in their choice of east coast city I'm a black man, I talk different. I gotta hustle to make it in the inner city. Started smoking Newports with my day 1 crew in elementary school. I dont know much arithmetic but I can turn 1000 dollars into 250,000 dollars, just give me a couple days. I brush my hair with that palm brush thing you see at the barber shop and keep my skin fresh with cocoa butter so I dont get ashy. I'm a caricature. I'm also a homosexual. I'm into men, fat men with stretched out titties.
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Doctor J Off posted:No-one cares if we are offended by anything. Being called a racist whenever I have an opinion is great.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:47
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what is "ironic racism" lil help here
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you should have posted this in A/T, along with other great threads that people unironically posted there like ask me what its like being a barrista/working at retail/being a teenager. tell me how to brush my teeth and tie my shoes, etc
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I'm a black man, I talk different. I gotta hustle to make it in the inner city. Started smoking Newports with my day 1 crew in elementary school. I dont know much arithmetic but I can turn 1000 dollars into 250,000 dollars, just give me a couple days. I brush my hair with that palm brush thing you see at the barber shop and keep my skin fresh with cocoa butter so I dont get ashy. I'm a caricature. I'm also a homosexual. I'm into men, fat men with stretched out titties. Coming from a poor southern background with an abusive alcoholic, serial gambling father, having been the only white guy in most neighborhoods I've lived in, being a high school dropout with no college education who was still able to achieve a six figure income online after being 100% self-taught, I don't consider myself privileged at all, nor affluent
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whats it like bein dr j
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I'm a black man, I talk different. I gotta hustle to make it in the inner city. Started smoking Newports with my day 1 crew in elementary school. I dont know much arithmetic but I can turn 1000 dollars into 250,000 dollars, just give me a couple days. I brush my hair with that palm brush thing you see at the barber shop and keep my skin fresh with cocoa butter so I dont get ashy. I'm a caricature. I'm also a homosexual. I'm into men, fat men with stretched out titties. i don't know what the message of this post was but the writing was extremely evocative
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Is this one of those search history pissing matches now??
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Jan 14, 2015 22:50
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Well basicallySpanish Manlove posted:being white loving rules
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:whats it like bein dr j i feel like a fraud b/c i didn't actually go to med school
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It's pretty cool other people should try it.
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really easy to catch a cab and look really good in a jaunty fedora
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