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Torka posted:yeah if it was sport fighting rules (no eyes, balls etc.) I'd say tyson but if you're allowing them to do any hosed up poo poo they want I'm not sure What hosed up poo poo do you think Bruce Lee could have done to "Iron" Mike Tyson?
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could bruce lee and mike tyson in their prime, if they teamed up, win against a gorilla? i think they could
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Jan 18, 2015 00:53
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Torka posted:yeah if it was sport fighting rules (no eyes, balls etc.) I'd say tyson but if you're allowing them to do any hosed up poo poo they want I'm not sure Tyson has ~90 lbs on Bruce Lee and is a convicted rapist.
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Cold and Ugly posted:What hosed up poo poo do you think Bruce Lee could have done to "Iron" Mike Tyson? grabbed and ripped off his balls like a chimp or stuck his fingers in his eyes, there's a lot of crazy poo poo you can do if there are no rules
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TEAYCHES posted:could bruce lee and mike tyson in their prime, if they teamed up, win against a gorilla? i think they could Did you ever see "congo" remember that scene where the gorilla does the double fisted headsmash move?
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Torka posted:grabbed and ripped off his balls like a chimp or stuck his fingers in his eyes, there's a lot of crazy poo poo you can do if there are no rules I don't know, man. If there are no rules, i'm kind of concerned that Mike Tyson might think of similarly hosed up poo poo to do to Bruce Lee.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:55
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it would be a lot easier for mike tyson to rip off bruce lees balls than vice versa
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Cold and Ugly posted:What hosed up poo poo do you think Bruce Lee could have done to "Iron" Mike Tyson? I am 100% positive that unless they were in an elevator or something Lee could run away effectively. Trying to use guile to make up for 70 pounds of muscle would probably not work out too well.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:55
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itsgotmetoo posted:it would be a lot easier for mike tyson to rip off bruce lees balls than vice versa Racist.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:56
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Look all I am saying is after a while they would be saying Bruised Knees instead of Bruce Lee after what Tyson would do to him
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The Sphinxster posted:I am 100% positive that unless they were in an elevator or something Lee could run away effectively. Trying to use guile to make up for 70 pounds of muscle would probably not work out too well. We're talking about a fight, bitch. Not a track meet.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:57
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All I am going to say, about this theoretical bout, is that they would say Mike Tyson should work for Tyson Foods, because he turned Bruce Lee into a Tyson Chicken. Now that is all I am going to say.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:57
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goons are retarded if they lived in biblical times theyd be betting on goliath because bigger = always better hurr
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mr.capps posted:Look all I am saying is after a while they would be saying Bruised Knees instead of Bruce Lee after what Tyson would do to him  You can't actually punch people in the knees in boxing.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:58
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are we spotting bruce lee a sling now?
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Jan 18, 2015 00:58
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just to make this hypothetical even dumber can we say that whoever wins has to fight an alpha silverback afterwards
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Jan 18, 2015 00:59
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mr.capps posted:All I am going to say, about this theoretical bout, is that they would say Mike Tyson should work for Tyson Foods, because he turned Bruce Lee into a Tyson Chicken. Thank god.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:59
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Torka posted:just to make this hypothetical even dumber can we say that whoever wins has to fight an alpha silverback afterwards Bruce Lee would easily win with Kung Fu magic, and because asians don't have buttholes.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:00
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itsgotmetoo posted:it would be a lot easier for mike tyson to rip off bruce lees balls than vice versa monkey steals the peach
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itsgotmetoo posted:are we spotting bruce lee a sling now? If Bruce Lee gets a weapon it changes everything.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:00
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Hey, I am just saying that Mr. Bruce Almighty wouldn't be able to survive a Mike Tyson's Punchout if you know what I mean
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Jan 18, 2015 01:00
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bruce lee dodges and distracts the gorilla while mike tyson surprises the gorilla from the side and finishes it off ill gently caress you till you love me you drat dirty ape
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Jan 18, 2015 01:00
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Cold and Ugly posted:Racist.
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TEAYCHES posted:goons are retarded if they lived in biblical times theyd be betting on goliath because bigger = always better hurr Well, when you're in a fight, without technological interference, that's usually the case. Unless you have sick loving Karate training like Bruce Lee.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:01
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TEAYCHES posted:goons are retarded if they lived in biblical times theyd be betting on goliath because bigger = always better hurr Except in this case 'Goliath' is one of the best boxers of all time, maybe the hardest punching of all time, didn't lose in his prime, (for his size) just as fast as Lee, certainly as athletic, probably has significantly more stamina, and has a massive strength advantage. Oh and knocked people out for a living.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:01
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Guys lets just say Tyson would be writing the screenplay for Exit the Dragon after the fight is all said and done.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:02
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This was settled more then a decade ago when people of this very forum started quoting from the art of jeet kune do to prove that Bruce Lee believed in cheating like a mother fucker and would just run Mike Tyson over with a truck.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:03
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bruce lee would be chop suey
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mike tyson because he is a proven quantity in a real, "try and knock the other guy out" fight i have no reason to believe that bruce lee didn't have a glass jaw
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Jan 18, 2015 01:04
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Look, all I know is that if Mike Tyson got in a fight with Bruce Lee he would build a time machine, go back to 1993, and place the bullet in the revolver that kill Brandon Lee while making it look like an accident.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:07
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I saw Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story so I know that if the battle took a supernatural turn that Bruce Lee would be more at home.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:08
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Hey, I am just going to say the real Mike Tyson mystery would be why anyone would think Bruce Lee would win.
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The Sphinxster posted:I saw Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story so I know that if the battle took a supernatural turn that Bruce Lee would be more at home. Racist.
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SirDan3k posted:This was settled more then a decade ago when people of this very forum started quoting from the art of jeet kune do to prove that Bruce Lee believed in cheating like a mother fucker and would just run Mike Tyson over with a truck. "A hypothetical was settled by people on this very forum. "
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Jan 18, 2015 01:11
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really though ali would beat both, i mean ali even beat superman
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Cold and Ugly posted:We're talking about a fight, bitch. Not a track meet. One of Bruce Lee's actual fights got him to emphasize cardio training and endurance because the guy he was fighting ran away like a bitch and Bruce had to spend an extra five minutes running him down to beat his rear end instead of settling things in under a minute like he preferred. Fun fact: Bruce Lee once hit Jackie Chan in the face during enter the dragon, and Bruce Lee got really concerned that he hurt him, then Jackie Chan cried like a bitch... because he wanted an excuse to spend more time hanging around Bruce.
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mr.capps posted:really though ali would beat both, i mean ali even beat superman I would kick Ali's rear end so hard (in his current state).
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bruce lee with a sling and mike tyson with a 100 pound weight strapped to his back and i'll give bruce a shot
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