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Drunk Nerds posted:Lol at all the people saying Mike Tyson was one of the best boxers of all time. lets go
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if a 140lb pro boxer could beat a 210lb pro boxer, they wouldn't have weight classes ergo bruce lee doesnt have a chance in a straight fistfight owing to the fact that he was a human being not a magical chinaman. lets be realistic if they were both stuck on a desert island bruce lee would simply run away until he could fashion a cannon out of rocks and bamboo
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Cold and Ugly posted:It's happened once or twice. Never been concussed though. So if you except almost certain alcohol damage i'm probably okay. I knew this guy who played soccer, like amateur league and he bragged about getting six concussions because he was a loving idiot. Brain damage is some serious poo poo. Drunk Nerds posted:Lol at all the people saying Mike Tyson was one of the best boxers of all time. Ali already beat up Superman so I have to disagree with you on that.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:49
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Drunk Nerds posted:Lol at all the people saying Mike Tyson was one of the best boxers of all time. You're like the third of fourth loving dude to mention Ali in this thread. I don't really have any opinion about him. Just know that he's a stone cold retard now, and Mike Tyson is at least semi coherent. Even has hobbies like pigeons and acting in Adult Swim cartoons and poo poo. So it kind of sounds like Tyson could dodge punches better.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:49
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LegoPirateNinja posted:if a 140lb pro boxer could beat a 210lb pro boxer, they wouldn't have weight classes ergo bruce lee doesnt have a chance in a straight fistfight owing to the fact that he was a human being not a magical chinaman. Magical chinaman, tho.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:50
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If Tyson lands one punch he wins, this isn't even a debate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z9mbQk58B0
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Jan 18, 2015 01:51
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Cold and Ugly posted:Mike Tyson was also real fast. Unless you're suggesting that Bruce Lee had special limb muscles that made him able to punch or kick faster than the eye could see, STFU, gaywad. Let's keep this rational. not the human eye, you double gaywad, the garbage film cameras they used in the late 60's/early 70's. A big part of bruce lee's mystique is that there's very little actual footage of him doing any cool kung fu stuff because film was expensive and terrible until the last few years he was alive, and then he died. Dude got into an absolute ton of fights when he was a smartass hong kong street rat and developed his own fighting style to basically be the best at street fighting but ofc there aren't random youtube videos of him beating up guys in an alley
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Things that could easily defeat bruce lee Mike tyson Most professional fighters in any full contact fight sport and some of the amateurs too College wrestlers and some good high school wrestlers Any serious grappling competitor w decent takedowns War Machine Meprobomate The gun from the set of the crow Things that could defeat the Myth of Bruce Lee, actor with no serious fight credentials Nil
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Jan 18, 2015 01:52
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goku
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in the theoretical ali vs bruce lee fight does ali get to do his mind games he did before every boxing match?
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Jan 18, 2015 01:54
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This argument is not much better than Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson. Mayweather's faster and has a near perfect defense! Well what it comes down to is, Mike Tyson in his prime only needs one punch (to knock out a man his own size). A 130lb man would risk death fighting him. The odds of them doing enough damage to Tyson to avert the inevitable KO punch are near nil.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:55
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Neurosis posted:Things that could easily defeat bruce lee Man even Bruce Lee himself said buying a gun was a far better way to kill someone than learning kung fu. However, it is true that there's no footage of Bruce Lee getting into non-staged fights so we can't really honestly compare him to Mike Tyson. Rhopunzel posted:goku and Ali.
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Fullhouse posted:not the human eye, you double gaywad, the garbage film cameras they used in the late 60's/early 70's. A big part of bruce lee's mystique is that there's very little actual footage of him doing any cool kung fu stuff because film was expensive and terrible until the last few years he was alive, and then he died. Dude got into an absolute ton of fights when he was a smartass hong kong street rat and developed his own fighting style to basically be the best at street fighting but ofc there aren't random youtube videos of him beating up guys in an alley That's incredibly fascinating. So in your mind is "rumble in the bronx" like the same thing as a heavyweight boxing match?
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Jan 18, 2015 01:56
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tyson would murder that poor actor ninja
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i know a lot about both guys let me break it down Burce Lee adavtages: cunning, speed, punching 85, kicking 92, numchucks, meditation, ancient martial secrets/code, gardening, revengeful, white spouse disadvantages: none known Buster douglas advantages: large, fast, "lucky Punch", punching 87 disadvantages: bad braeth, fat Result: bruce wins, flawlest victory
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Jan 18, 2015 01:57
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Cold and Ugly posted:That's incredibly fascinating. So in your mind is "rumble in the bronx" like the same thing as a heavyweight boxing match? You didn't specify in the OP whether this was a professional match, street fight, if batman gets prep time, just Bruce Lee vs Tyson who'd win. Every poster is constructing their own conditions for this fight which may or may not involve Ali.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:58
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like ali would win its just i want to know if he would lay down some good burns on bruce before the fight begins or not
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Jan 18, 2015 01:59
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Cold and Ugly posted:That's incredibly fascinating. So in your mind is "rumble in the bronx" like the same thing as a heavyweight boxing match? yea but better
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Jan 18, 2015 02:00
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Fullhouse posted:yea but better Remember that bit with the woodchipper? God drat it I have to go for a bit, good job on creating a lively debate OP.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:01
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Moxie posted:This argument is not much better than Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson. Mayweather's faster and has a near perfect defense! Well what it comes down to is, Mike Tyson in his prime only needs one punch (to knock out a man his own size). A 130lb man would risk death fighting him. The odds of them doing enough damage to Tyson to avert the inevitable KO punch are near nil. Even tho Tyson isn't a particularly tall hw both of the little guys have to get well within his range to land their own strikes.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:You didn't specify in the OP whether this was a professional match, street fight, if batman gets prep time, just Bruce Lee vs Tyson who'd win. Every poster is constructing their own conditions for this fight which may or may not involve Ali. Good point, man. I still believe that given any circumstance Bruce Lee would have karate kicked Tyson to death.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Remember that bit with the woodchipper? God drat it I have to go for a bit, good job on creating a lively debate OP. That movie is loving AWESOME.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:07
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Moxie posted:This argument is not much better than Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson. Mayweather's faster and has a near perfect defense! Well what it comes down to is, Mike Tyson in his prime only needs one punch (to knock out a man his own size). A 130lb man would risk death fighting him. The odds of them doing enough damage to Tyson to avert the inevitable KO punch are near nil. I'm 6'2" 800 lbs and untrained and completely convinced that I would die if I tried to fight Mike Tyson. It's just fun to think about, tho. Cold and Ugly fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 02:09
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Tyson knocked out huge cave men that were also punching him in the face. He took shots to the face from other giant men. Lee is a little wormser baby bitch boy who wouldn't be able to put Tyson into any holds because of the size difference, and wouldn't have the power to knock out Tyson. Tyson could one punch knock him out with a shot to the face or the liver.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:10
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Lets throw in Micheal Myers in the mix. So Bruce Lee vs Micheal Myers Ali vs Myers and Lee vs Ali vs Myers Mike Myers does not get to use a knife.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:11
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Tyson's probably just as fast or faster at throwing actual punches and not flapping his hands around in a movie, plus he's twice as strong. Also he probably kicks hard as gently caress too.
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Cold and Ugly posted:I'm 6'2" 230 lbs and untrained and completely convinced that I would die if I tried to fight Mike Tyson. It's just fun to think about, tho. If I was fighting Bruce Lee, though... I would just do my normal thing, which is to rush him and lift his legs, ground him and get in the shots I could. I've never tried this on a magical chinaman but it's worked okay on normal dudes.
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Fullhouse posted:not the human eye, you double gaywad, the garbage film cameras they used in the late 60's/early 70's. A big part of bruce lee's mystique is that there's very little actual footage of him doing any cool kung fu stuff because film was expensive and terrible until the last few years he was alive, and then he died. Dude got into an absolute ton of fights when he was a smartass hong kong street rat and developed his own fighting style to basically be the best at street fighting but ofc there aren't random youtube videos of him beating up guys in an alley Yes I to believe everything from word of mouth from china decades ago.
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Pneub posted:Tyson's probably just as fast or faster at throwing actual punches and not flapping his hands around in a movie, plus he's twice as strong. Also he probably kicks hard as gently caress too. Untrained kicks are pleb kicks tho, man. Bruce Lee did them right.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:13
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Also this is Micheal Myers before all the weird druid stuff in that one movie.
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mr.capps posted:Also this is Micheal Myers before all the weird druid stuff in that one movie. Machete battle. Bruce Lee would win that one though hands down.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:15
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mr.capps posted:Also this is Micheal Myers before all the weird druid stuff in that one movie. did tyson or lee drink, do any drugs, behave recklessly or have sex shortly before the fight
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Phoon posted:did tyson or lee drink, do any drugs, behave recklessly or have sex shortly before the fight ali would indeed had sex and it would be cheating on whoever his wife is at the time
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mr.capps posted:Lets throw in Micheal Myers in the mix. Hand hits neck, head hits floor. 
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Jan 18, 2015 02:19
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Phoon posted:did tyson or lee drink, do any drugs, behave recklessly or have sex shortly before the fight Let's assume that both of them did. Because if you're a movie star or heavyweight champion of the world and not doing drugs and getting laid all the time what's the point?
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Jan 18, 2015 02:23
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strange pussy killed bruce lee
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Jan 18, 2015 02:26
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mike tyson is on molly and bruce lee is on pcp
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Jan 18, 2015 02:26
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Micheal also gets the advantage of having the Halloween theme play at appropriate times.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:28
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bruce lee is like a skinny midget and he's asian to boot. Poor little thing wouldn't stand a chance
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weight classes exist for a reason OP
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