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octopuses can cry human tears but because of the oceans waters we cannot see this in the wild environment
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Frog Act posted:would you do that with a child, or grey parrot? Probably, dude. I'm p. much a soulless monster.
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Beige posted:octopuses can cry human tears but because of the oceans waters we cannot see this in the wild environment they also sing "finnegan's wake" when a fellow octopus dies but only dogs can hear it and since we never bring our dogs under water, people dont know
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Frog Act posted:finally someone with some octopus sense in this thread I am a cephalopod admirer. I wish I could understand more about them but I'm science-dumb and that makes it hard
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Jan 20, 2015 20:59
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Cephalopods are smart and neat. Theyre also tasty.
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Frog Act posted:nobody gives a poo poo about squid, gently caress squid actually calamari owns and you have awful opinions about seafood HTH
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Jan 20, 2015 21:05
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Octo's version of  Pththya-lyi posted:I am a cephalopod admirer.
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Chinatown posted:actually calamari owns and you have awful opinions about seafood HTH i dont like any sea food, i am not some peasant bitch gently caress who lives by the oecan and has to eat it's disgusting bugs
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Jan 20, 2015 21:10
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http://youtu.be/FjQr3lRACPI
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Frog Act posted:an octopus isn't just smart, it is beautiful and powerful and very sensitive I like how it stays in the jar afterwards "yeah I just wanted to prove I could open it, actually i like it in here"
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Jan 20, 2015 21:14
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this is just a small demonstration of what lies in store for octopus eaters. a show of force to deter any further aggression
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Frog Act posted:i dont like any sea food, i am not some peasant bitch gently caress who lives by the oecan and has to eat it's disgusting bugs hella sad post
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Jan 20, 2015 21:16
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Beige posted:octopuses can cry human tears but because of the oceans waters we cannot see this in the wild environment gently caress
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proof of concept posted:eating octopus babies is OK, they expect most of them to be eaten by something before reaching adulthood anyway, that's why they lay so many eggs, so, no harm no foul Someday the octopus babies will be smart enough to chew their way out of your stomach when you eat them live
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octopi are so smart they explore my mouth hole and my digestive acids in my belly after i rub them in soy sauce or w/e and then i explosively poo poo them out an hour later
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Jan 20, 2015 21:18
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Jan 20, 2015 21:18
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fate of octopus haters everywhere:
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octodad 3 looking more complicated than the first two
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Frog Act posted:fate of octopus haters everywhere: aww look at him, he just wants a hug
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downloading 17mb of animated gifs in 2015 ad compelled me to check qcs for upcoming h.264 support and i saw a bunch of people asking specifically for support of sites that will take your ugly gif and convert it to an ugly webm people really want to hold on to their 20gb folders of tiny obsolete 4chan gifs
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Jan 20, 2015 21:22
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please tell me this isnt real
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Jan 20, 2015 21:23
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whatis posted:please tell me this isnt real sorry, can confirm is real
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Spanish Manlove posted:aww look at him, he just wants a hug you are actually 100% right with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYK2i2tR7gU "Did you know that giant Pacific octopuses get "attached" to their aquarists—in a good way? These intelligent animals recognize our staff and may even embrace them after a long absence. "
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cuttlefish > octopus its true look it up
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Really it's their fault for being delicious.
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Frog Act posted:finally someone with some octopus sense in this thread we are the jigsaw killer of the octopus world and also the hannibal lecter of their world
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Aesop Poprock posted:we are the jigsaw killer of the octopus world and also the hannibal lecter of their world That's not true, Hannibal Lecter killed his victims before he ate them.
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whatis posted:please tell me this isnt real gently caress rip fish skeleton
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Jan 20, 2015 21:30
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You know those gifs of octopus squeezing through really small holes? Well that's because they're bodies are incredibly flexible. They're so malleable that an octopus can squeeze through any gap that isn't smaller than its beak, the only part of their body that is too hard to mold. They're incredibly smart for invertebrates and I love them, but I don't think eating them is any more amoral than eating other relatively intelligent animals. If I didn't eat octopus I'd probably have to stop eating pork too. Eating any animal alive is really hosed up though. Frog Act posted:nobody gives a poo poo about squid, gently caress squid Well screw you too! 
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Aesop Poprock posted:we are the jigsaw killer of the octopus world and also the hannibal lecter of their world Aquariums feed captive octopuses by putting some food in a puzzle and putting the puzzle in the tank. The octopus has to solve the puzzle in order to get the food. 
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This is some alien/predator/mimic kind of poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-LTWFnGmeg
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Weener Beater posted:This is some alien/predator/mimic kind of poo poo *octopus imitates your laugh before setting off thermonuclear self destruct device*
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Can I let the octopus jerk off my 6 dicks and embrace me at the same time?
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master of the tidal pools he
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Weener Beater posted:Someday the octopus babies will be smart enough to chew their way out of your stomach when you eat them live not until they get smart enough to avoid getting mashed up by all the gastroliths down there
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Jan 20, 2015 21:36
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You know what else is really smart? Pigs. However they are doomed because people would farm, and eat and entire race of Albert Einsteins if they were filled with pork, chops ham, and bacon.
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Jan 20, 2015 21:38
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Pththya-lyi posted:Eating octopuses is basically like eating preschoolers
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Octopus is pretty much the best animal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmnTA2s-seo This lady's channel is a ton of videos of just chillin' out and playing with wild octopuses. So jealous of her octo-pals.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9_vHECW_u4 "no octopus here, no-sir-ee. just a rock"
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