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now, I am well aware MAYBE 1 out of 10 goons will encounter a genie. But for the ones that will run into those sneaky jerks, let us think of some wishes that cant turn back on us. I am guessing that wish for more wishes thing is out of the question because of the "Three wishes rule" but, post them. Other goons and I will play devil's genie to try to turn it around on you.
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I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:19 |
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i wish to know exactly what to invest my money in to make maximum profit
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:20 |
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honey pot thread for pedos
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:20 |
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i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:23 |
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Daedra posted:i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life the evil twist is that you're eating taco bell
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:24 |
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Wish Number 1: On November 7th 2000, 5,000 liberal Floridians who were going to vote for Nader decide not to throw their vote away and instead hold their nose and vote for Al Gore. I need no other wishes.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:27 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:27 |
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Dr Pepper posted:i wish to know exactly what to invest my money in to make maximum profit
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:30 |
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Daedra posted:i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:33 |
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I would wish for an HD remake of Morrowind.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:34 |
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I wish for the sweet release of death.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:36 |
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i wish my house was always 77degF exactly for free forever
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:36 |
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I wish for all wishes in this thread, including my own, to be foolproof.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:36 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Wish Number 1: On November 7th 2000, 5,000 liberal Floridians who were going to vote for Nader decide not to throw their vote away and instead hold their nose and vote for Al Gore.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:36 |
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I wish to be a loser shitposting on a dying internet comedy forum
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:37 |
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I wish for this genie to be my BFF.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:39 |
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haljordan posted:I wish for the sweet release of death.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:40 |
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HA HA I'M STILL DEAD EAT A DICK GENIE
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:40 |
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how genie's work op they are not miracle workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyt0FYTNUg
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:41 |
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script kitty posted:i wish my house was always 77degF exactly for free forever
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:43 |
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i wish starwars betamax encounters the perfect restroom
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:44 |
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i wish for more wishes for more peoples
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:45 |
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Flagrant Abuse posted:I wish for all wishes in this thread, including my own, to be foolproof.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:46 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Wish Number 1: On November 7th 2000, 5,000 liberal Floridians who were going to vote for Nader decide not to throw their vote away and instead hold their nose and vote for Al Gore. in 1952, Eisenhower chooses someone else for vice president.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:46 |
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Kuato posted:I would wish for an HD remake of Morrowind.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:49 |
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I wish there were no rules about what I could wish for -- BOOM WishHacks thank me later scrubs
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:49 |
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RedLobster posted:I wish for this genie to be my BFF.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:51 |
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Nooner posted:I wish there were no rules about what I could wish for -- BOOM WishHacks thank me later scrubs
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:54 |
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I wish Steve Wiebe had just won the Donkey Kong fair and square.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:56 |
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"i wish for infinite power" DUH why the gently caress would you ask for anything else.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:56 |
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TOILETLORD posted:i wish for more wishes for more peoples
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 19:59 |
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I wish everyone's horoscopes would come true in the most comical way possible, given there's a ton of them for every sign in every publication in print an online
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:00 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:"i wish for infinite power"
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:01 |
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I wish bill gates gave me a billion dollars yesterday
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:02 |
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These are good, OP. I'm enjoying it. I wish you a 5.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:02 |
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I'd wish for the Genie's wish granting powers with none of the restrictions and none of the drawbacks.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:04 |
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I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:05 |
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a roll of toilet paper that never runs out. is what i wish for.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 20:05 |
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Splatmaster posted:I wish everyone's horoscopes would come true in the most comical way possible, given there's a ton of them for every sign in every publication in print an online
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