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Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Captain Fargle posted:

So.. uh... the picture of Link in a Catarina helm earlier in the thread tickled my inspiration a bit.



Ideally I'd like you all to imagine this with one of those Zelda boss captions,

"Legendary Cursed Knight: Artorias"
:stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon:

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

It's amazing that we got multiple naval puns straight out of the poop deck before someone even acknowledged the amazing picture.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Night10194 posted:

It's amazing that we got multiple naval puns straight out of the poop deck before someone even acknowledged the amazing picture.
My rudder jammed upon reading some of these forced puns.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

JT Jag posted:

My rudder jammed upon reading some of these forced puns.

Your doctor has some pills for that

NextTime000
Feb 3, 2011

bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<----------------------------

Stormgale posted:

Your doctor has some pills for that

yeah but they are a pain to stow away

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Night10194 posted:

It's amazing that we got multiple naval puns straight out of the poop deck before someone even acknowledged the amazing picture.

Yeah don't leave the artist hanging high and drydock.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Green Intern posted:

Yeah don't leave the artist hanging high and drydock.

"High and dry" is already a ship pun!

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
Yeah, it's kind of cool how many idioms have nautical origins.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

Cathulhu posted:

Yeah, it's kind of cool how many idioms have nautical origins.

So many I can't seam to keep them all ship shape

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Captain Fargle posted:

So.. uh... the picture of Link in a Catarina helm earlier in the thread tickled my inspiration a bit.



Ideally I'd like you all to imagine this with one of those Zelda boss captions,

"Legendary Cursed Knight: Artorias"

You gave BUDZ the wrong sword.

0/10.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I'd add another pun, but I can't seem to think of any right now.

Ah, frig it.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

I dread Naugt may come of this

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Comic
Feb 24, 2008

Mad Comic Stylings

Captain Fargle posted:

So.. uh... the picture of Link in a Catarina helm earlier in the thread tickled my inspiration a bit.



Ideally I'd like you all to imagine this with one of those Zelda boss captions,

"Legendary Cursed Knight: Artorias"

I immediately heard the appropriate noise in my head that it makes when Link dodges. Nice.

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


SlothfulCobra posted:

Ah, frig it.

:golfclap:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
These puns are like an infection that needs to be hit with a swabby of peroxide.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Captain Fargle posted:

So.. uh... the picture of Link in a Catarina helm earlier in the thread tickled my inspiration a bit.



Ideally I'd like you all to imagine this with one of those Zelda boss captions,

"Legendary Cursed Knight: Artorias"

:worship:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

"High and dry" is already a ship pun!

It's almost as if the puns get worse as the thread goes on.

Edit: Who is the King of Red Lion's favorite Star Trek Character? Worf

I don't remember if the boat was named yet.

Green Intern fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jan 22, 2015

CrmsnDragoon
Oct 13, 2012

He says his name when introducing himself

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The quality of these puns certainly ebbs and flows.

Faylone
Feb 18, 2012
The spoiler thing in miiverse is not automatic, and is entirely binary in that it doesn't matter where you are in the game, once spoilers are unhidden, EVERYTHING shows. To make it worse, while you can mark a post as a spoiler when you post, and others can report posts as having spoilers have mods mark it if it should have been, you still might get a bottle the spoiler it got marked. Also they include the location the bottle is sent from, which can ALSO be a spoiler too depending on how far in you are, and I don't think that gets really considered.

I'd suggest turning off miiverse entirely for it if you want to really avoid the risk. Once you're at endgame, you can do some sailing around and getting them if you want to see how stuff is, if you note around when it will be, we could also prep interesting stuff to send around then.

frozentreasure
Nov 13, 2012

~
Once he beats the third dungeon he'll have seen and been to enough places that he could probably turn Miiverse on then, with spoilers hidden, obviously. If anything slips through, it probably wouldn't have enough information in just the screenshot and text to really give anything away. Same for the locations.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Captain Fargle posted:

So.. uh... the picture of Link in a Catarina helm earlier in the thread tickled my inspiration a bit.



Ideally I'd like you all to imagine this with one of those Zelda boss captions,

"Legendary Cursed Knight: Artorias"

This is great. I really like Artorias in the Wind Waker style.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Vicas posted:

you did it, you discovered my true form
TIME TO CAST ASIDE THIS FACADE

(props to Panzer for the Dancing Queen quote)

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
Now I remember why I stopped reading the Dark Souls thread. It was frequently one giant morass of puns totally drowning the occasional piece of good content (sweet piece of fanart there!).

Smoky Bandana
Oct 1, 2009

You can trip on my synthesizer.

Corbeau posted:

Now I remember why I stopped reading the Dark Souls thread. It was frequently one giant morass of puns totally drowning the occasional piece of good content (sweet piece of fanart there!).

I feel pretty much the same honestly, especially when the same ones are being used again and again.

e: Oh God, nicely done.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
These puns get worse beach time

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Trireme

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Sheesh guys, I fish you'd let minnow before you started with all these puns.

I know it's not on porpoise, and I'm shore you think you're funny, but please. You're krilling me.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

With all of these nautical puns, I really feel like I'm amid ships. Threads like this really make this forum a five-star board.

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


We're getting down to the fifth-rate puns now :v:

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.
I would play a bright, cell shaded dark souls. Bright souls?

Cargo cult shipping pun.

Wahad
May 19, 2011

There is no escape.
While we're out aimlessly drifting in a sea of puns, let me cheer everyone up with some cute art (not mine).

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades

pointlessone posted:

I would play a bright, cell shaded dark souls. Bright souls?

This would legitimately be awesome.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

pointlessone posted:

I would play a bright, cell shaded dark souls. Bright souls?

There's GOT to be a mod for that.

...hey, while we're on the subject, does anyone know if there's a mod for that? :v:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Smoky Bandana posted:

I feel pretty much the same honestly, especially when the same ones are being used again and again.

e: Oh God, nicely done.

Yeah but even when the OP tells people stop it doesn't work so at this point I've just given up complaining

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Wahad posted:

While we're out aimlessly drifting in a sea of puns, let me cheer everyone up with some cute art (not mine).



Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Suaimhneas
Nov 19, 2005

That's how you get tinnitus

ArchWizard posted:

We're getting down to the fifth-rate puns now :v:

I think puns just start at that level by default and go down from there.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ArchWizard posted:

We're getting down to the fifth-rate puns now :v:

Yes but there's still avast number to go

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