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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol ive never even heard of ths guy. the midlands and north is a mysterious place indeed.

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

opus111 posted:

Welwyn Garden City?

Yes! A town so boring that its claim to fame used to be that it was where Shredded Wheat was made.

http://youtu.be/wbbY6ASFW8o

And here is teeth lady in action for the curious. I mean, loving hell. I would just get them pulled out and live with the gap.

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Hull is twinned with Freetown, Sierra Leone :allears:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

England is funny because the people there get even more reflexively defensive about their home country than Americans do.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Crazy Ted posted:

England is funny because the people there get even more reflexively defensive about their home country than Americans do.

just trying to balance the never-ending misery from fellow britgoons. im sick to the back of my yellowed and mishapen teeth with all the bitching.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

opus111 posted:

just trying to balance the never-ending misery from fellow britgoons. im sick to the back of my yellowed and mishapen teeth with all the bitching.
England just needs its empire back and then you all can smile and be proud again :angel:

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
When I lived in England for a year people were really racist super casually around me. Some one I worked with told me that our boss just chucked a "Pakis" resume straight in the bin after he left and she was telling it to me as if it was just like a funny story. They complained about immigrants to me all the time with absolutely zero reflection they were talking to one because I was from one of the good countries. I had some good times but basically came back hating my English heritage and white people in general more.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I don't care if this has been posted

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

swampland posted:

When I lived in England for a year people were really racist super casually around me. Some one I worked with told me that our boss just chucked a "Pakis" resume straight in the bin after he left and she was telling it to me as if it was just like a funny story. They complained about immigrants to me all the time with absolutely zero reflection they were talking to one because I was from one of the good countries. I had some good times but basically came back hating my English heritage and white people in general more.

it's called freedom luv

:smuggo:

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

swampland posted:

When I lived in England for a year people were really racist super casually around me. Some one I worked with told me that our boss just chucked a "Pakis" resume straight in the bin after he left and she was telling it to me as if it was just like a funny story. They complained about immigrants to me all the time with absolutely zero reflection they were talking to one because I was from one of the good countries. I had some good times but basically came back hating my English heritage and white people in general more.

This is even worse now as UKIP popularity has shifted immigration dialog sharply to the right as all our main parties have scrambled desperately to court bigots back.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

tada.wav posted:

Hull is twinned with Freetown, Sierra Leone :allears:
does freetown have the seventh longest (longest at time of construction) single span suspension bridge in the world? I don't think so


opus111 posted:

just trying to balance the never-ending misery from fellow britgoons. im sick to the back of my yellowed and mishapen teeth with all the bitching.
bitching about how poo poo somewhere is with locals and then getting very defensive when people from elsewhere say the same things is a time honoured tradition pretty much everywhere

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

XMNN posted:

bitching about how poo poo somewhere is with locals and then getting very defensive when people from elsewhere say the same things is a time honoured tradition pretty much everywhere

scousers are the only ones who will get honest to god offended though


because they live in africa

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003





Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

angerbeet posted:

I don't care if this has been posted



This man is more happy and content about that giant onion than I've ever been about anything in my life. I want to learn from him like he was a pasty, onion-farming Mr. Miyagi.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

tada.wav posted:

Hull is twinned with Freetown, Sierra Leone :allears:

i feel sorry for freetown, it deserves better.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

is it possible to make human being with a tin of spotted dicks?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


fairly sure this is something poor families buy each other as a joke

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Whorelord posted:

fairly sure this is something poor families buy each other as a joke
But is it though

Didn't a couple somewhere in bumfuck England get an ASBO for making too much noise during sex and scaring the neighbors?

gibb3h
Jul 15, 2014

JFairfax posted:

Have you been to Wookey Hole?

I certainly have, the whole of Dorset and Devon are great, but Birmingham is by far the best city in the country :smuggo:

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

What are the orange papers on the boarded up windows? Are they like the orange stickers the cops put on abandoned cars in the US?


I didn't know Toxteth was the name of a place. I thought it was just part of a joke from The Young Ones. Something regarding the amount of marshmallows stuffed up ones nose I believe...

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Bro, Rooney is from Toxteth.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

This is the English supermodel Kate Gross.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

that reminds me:

http://www.vice.com/video/donk

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

opus111 posted:

Bro, Rooney is from Toxteth.

Toxteth O'Grady was from the USA according to Mike from Scumbag College.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


huh, i wonder why no one ever thought he was a pedophile/necorphiliac?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The greatest Englishman who ever lived ITT

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

fits my needs posted:



huh, i wonder why no one ever thought he was a pedophile/necorphiliac?

people totally did

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Reign Of Pain posted:

What are the orange papers on the boarded up windows? Are they like the orange stickers the cops put on abandoned cars in the US?

They say something like, "All belonging etc have been removed. It's illegal to sleep/do smack in here."

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

swampland posted:

When I lived in England for a year people were really racist super casually around me. Some one I worked with told me that our boss just chucked a "Pakis" resume straight in the bin after he left and she was telling it to me as if it was just like a funny story. They complained about immigrants to me all the time with absolutely zero reflection they were talking to one because I was from one of the good countries. I had some good times but basically came back hating my English heritage and white people in general more.

White English people are super racist then act dumbfounded when Asians/Black people mistrust them lol

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Pantsuit posted:

White English

erm is there any other type

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Nation posted:

erm is there any other type

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Nation posted:

erm is there any other type

yes Britain is as multicultural as the us

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

007

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises,
Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears; and sometime voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again; and then in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open, and show riches
Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked
I cried to dream again.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

black people with thick english accents arouse me

shas
Jul 27, 2011

don't go to norwich

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Pantsuit posted:

White English people are super racist then act dumbfounded when Asians/Black people mistrust them lol

A good counter balance to the people I worked with was the place I lived, it was a real poor area with lots of abandoned buildings right near Salford and the building my flat was in and most of my street were Brazilian immigrants who were just amazingly cool and friendly. It was basically the Manchester slums and a bunch of people warned me about it, but the only trouble I ever got was actually in the city from rear end in a top hat white Brits, especially the ones wearing Man U shirts. Also it was only 300 pounds a month for basically a decent sized house for myself which was amazing.

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