The Royal Rumble (7:00 EST)

Who will win The Royal Rumble?
	Batista
	Bray Wyatt
	Cesaro
	Daniel Bryan
	Dean Ambrose
	Randy Orton
	Roman Reigns
	Rusev
	Sheamus
	Sting
	Us, the viewers!

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

YES

LET'S GO AMBROSE

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

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# ? May 19, 2024 19:47

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Needs More Ditka posted:

What are the chances Cena comes out, trolls everyone, and wins by eliminating Wyatt?

The rock is gonna do that so it's not that much better.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Signal 19 posted:

So how quick will they throw Dean out? 30 seconds?

Bray and Ambrose eliminate each other, 50 seconds.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Wait Dean could win and it would own too

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

gently caress YEAH DEAN

MAKE ME LOOK LESS lovely

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Crowd back, so expect Dean to go out quick, and the crowd to set the chairs on fire.

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Ambrose and Ziggler at the end would be SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

lokipunk: Jan 16, 2007

#30 still has this Hate losing dean but we still have it #saveusziggler

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Gerpy posted:

AND DEAN AMBROSE TURNS THE CROWD AROUND!!!

already eliminated thios drat companty

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

MJBuddy posted:

So Ambrose, Rock,

Oh there's Ambrose.

ziggler

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Dean Ambrose will save us until he falls off the top rope or something

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So now Roman is in the Batista spot, and Dean is in the Roman spot.

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super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Anal Surgery posted:

where the gently caress did Curtis Axel go? Or is he going to be the second man never eliminated from a Rumble after Maven?

Its best to just not think about it.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Banjo posted:

I'm going to tell you a secret.

Daniel Bryan will never win the Royal Rumble.

sure he will

he'll come back as a legend in like 20 years after an initial retirement and get booed because he wins over some new kid who is super hot with the crowd

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Tempted to ask Team 25 if I, from Team 19, can defect.

I wanted to win, but gently caress it, I don't want Reigns.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Dean is awesome but has a boring moveset

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

MJBuddy: Sep 22, 2008; Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Shima Honnou posted:

So does this mean that "Don't worry, the Royal Rumble will be good!" isn't true anymore?

It's still pretty good. People just butthurt over Bryan.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

All is forgiven is Ambrose wins

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Are they even giving Roman any eliminations? It's just weird

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

VoLaTiLe posted:

OMG I FORGOT AMBROSE COULD WIN IT

Aw, you keep on thinking that.

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Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

The Big Red Machine and his Big Yellow Back Bruise

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Dean "Stone Cold" Ambrose better win this fucker.

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

THEY WANNA TALK

WELL WHAT THEY TALKIN' 'BOUT?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

deans going to be thrown out by reigns

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

Ambrose 's gonna win this for Team Arsenic baby!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

ambrose is still around :aaaaa:

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

IN AMBROSE WE TRUST

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

I hope Big E eliminates Ambrose for maximum hilarity.

e: Okay change that to Titus.

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4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Crowd's gonna pissed when ambrose doesnt win

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big E has lasted longer than Bryan by a considerable margin

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Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

I feel like after 25 having any jobbers enter is just dumb

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Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

Congrats team 26

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:24

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

pressedbunny posted:

The Triple Threat was great and the first half of this Rumble was still fantastic. Good stuff can still happen.

But I mean yeah walking into this two years running is amazingly loving stupid.

I honestly don't care how bad wrestling is. There's two events I give a poo poo about a year and it's RR and Wrestlemania. Even when they're terrible, I still get excited beforehand.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:24

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

who the gently caress is this

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:24

IronCladBurrito: Aug 11, 2002; Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?

the gently caress is this. Titus o neil

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:24

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Pull the trigger on Dean Vince. Dean v Lesnar is actually a compelling match I want to see.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 04:24

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.