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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

quote:

I eagerly await the follow-up piece: "IHTM: I was Just Trying to Do My loving Yoga and This Weird-rear end White Girl Kept Staring at Me with Tears in Her Eyes"

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
"She pulled her worn cardigan closed over her t-shirt, as if I'd seen too much already. Perhaps I brought a little water to her well, as I let my hand accidentally on purpose touch hers as we entered the elevator."

Greg White brings all the girls water to their wells

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I missed page 13 but it's ok since it's now page 14

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



greg white bought a stamp from me once and just full on jizzed in his pants

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
it was a dark and stormy flight

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



greg white won't stop writing about how soaking wet delivering his mail makes me

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



good good sugars without ose good

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Greg White wants you to know he can't PEEEEE with other men WAAAATCHIING

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Munchausen Syndrome in effect

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Hi my name is Megan
Here is my list of foods I hate and will never have to eat again because I'm a grown-up now gently caress YOU MOM AND DAD

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



this greg white dude seems awesome

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Hi, my name is Megan. I don't know what sugar is.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



greg's middle name is cope and i'm hoping he gave it to himself or maybe his spiritual advisor picked it

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



greg white is the new gonzo journalism, taibbi et al are just posers

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Greg runs mad game on that gluten-free rear end

"girl I will bring so much water to your well, you will be a straight up artesian aquifer"

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I gotta imagine that it must really suck to be making poo poo for pay and to have to bend over backwards to cater to wealthy white women who have so little problems of their own they have to make some up just to inconvenience service staff.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ArbitraryC posted:

I gotta imagine that it must really suck to be making poo poo for pay and to have to bend over backwards to cater to wealthy white women who have so little problems of their own they have to make some up just to inconvenience service staff.

its an emblem of our collective prosperity as americans

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



TIL sugar is corn. Thanks Megan

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i can't have gluten cause it's baaaad for me *orders bottle of literal poison*

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

i can't have gluten cause it's baaaad for me *orders bottle of literal poison*

Haha

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

whoflungpoop posted:

i can't have gluten cause it's baaaad for me *orders bottle of literal poison*

Whoa, did Uli finally buy an account? Please don't check the thread about you.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Spanish Manlove posted:

I missed page 13 but it's ok since it's now page 14

What page would we be on if we took away all your notices?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

greg white apparently writes really weird articles for huffington post. for example here is a quote from an article he wrote about rent control

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/2532407


yes it is the same greg white haha

dude sounds like a rapist

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There's a little bit of greg white in all of us

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Wanamingo posted:

There's a little bit of greg white in all of us

i hear that on average, 10 greg whites will climb into ur mouth while u sleep every year

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
he wont gluten shame you just rape you in the showers

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cum* woops

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Top City Homo posted:

he wont gluten shame you just rape you in the showers

Enjoy this juice flight bitch

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i caant raaape with all these people waaatching

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Spanish Manlove posted:

I missed page 13 but it's ok since it's now page 14

you should try and make a good thread. Set a good example instead of coming into random threads acting huffy and above it all. Closing a popular one and then restarting it with you as the OP doesnt count. People would like you more. Not trying to be sarcastic or rude its legit advice, you said you didnt like that people dont like you.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

social vegan posted:

i hear that on average, 10 greg whites will climb into ur mouth while u sleep every year

scary science fact, u are never more than 3 feet from a greg white

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
Statistically, there are about 4 greg whites masturbating within 100 feet of you every night

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

scary science fact, u are never more than 3 feet from a greg white

greg white only uses 10% of his peepee at any given moment but only cuz ur looking

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Greg White gluten-shamed a young girl in 1990

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
In some Central American countries Greg White is known as "El Diablo sin Trigo" ("The Wheatless Devil")

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

In some Central American countries Greg White is known as "El Diablo sin Trigo" ("The Wheatless Devil")

the ancient Norte Chico peoples of Peru constructed massive temple complexes to Greg White, each consisting of over two million homo-shaped stone blocks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u never forget the first time u saw a penis probably because it was greg white's and he was mercilessly banging it on the debit machine while u were ringing through his free range eggs and u were just loving sopping

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Greg White's Nemesis The Tofu Terrorist

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

social vegan posted:

u never forget the first time u saw a penis probably because it was greg white's and he was mercilessly banging it on the debit machine while u were ringing through his free range eggs and u were just loving sopping

Tie your member up in a bundle of carrots in the produce aisle so MILFs will touch it #gregtips #stealthcock

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