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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Pinterest Mom posted:

Let me break it down
Sad dam's dou ble u emm dees
Dumb fleshheaps can't count

Whoa, why so hostile?
It was a simple mistake
Math is hard, okay?

Gods, English is dumb.
Haiku in Japanese make
more sense anyway.

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Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.
There once was a player named Mills
Who found that this game gave him chills
He asked for a sub
I asked 'round the pub
And now tarbrush will show off his skills.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
:munch:
I can't get enough
Of reading this game. Truly
The best BSG
:munch:

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Max Peck posted:

There once was a player named Mills
Who found that this game gave him chills
He asked for a sub
I asked 'round the pub
And now tarbrush will show off his skills.

I chased away Mills?
A sense of accomplishment
Courses through me

Interestingly,
I was pondering asking
for a sub as well

Now though, there's no need
This game got interesting
So, let's rock and roll

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

GoatLord posted:

:munch:
I can't get enough
Of reading this game. Truly
The best BSG
:munch:

I'm glad you enjoy
My terrible poetry
Refrigerator

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Max Peck posted:

There once was a player named Mills
Who found that this game gave him chills
He asked for a sub
I asked 'round the pub
And now tarbrush will show off his skills.

Wait, now I'm confused;
Did Mills leave because haikus
or me disagreeing?

Or is that secret?
You don't have to say right now
But I'm curious

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
If Mills was human
I owe him apologies.
But he owes them too.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Hi all, I am the
new Mills but I am bad at
Haiku

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Attention was called;
I broke structure more than once
I am uneasy

And a bruised ego
Does not a good poet make
My concession speech

Prior to haiku
my engagement was waning
Disinterest reigned

A friend suggested
"Have fun, post in pig latin,"
I chose to haiku

I found new purpose
My interest was rekindled
And the fire spread

The game became fun
Posting in haiku is hard
but quite rewarding

As I showed before
Counting is hard for humans
I am bad at math

Still, knowing that I
Carelessly broke my structure
Renews apathy

I feel like a fraud
My effort was all for naught
I am a failure

I leave it to you
If the spectators wish it,
I will bid adieu

However, if not,
if sins can be forgiven
I will continue

Some Numbers fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Feb 4, 2015

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I, at least, forgive.
To err is to be human.
I hope you're human.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
My apologies
My internet is quite slow
I misspelled a word

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
:munch:

SN, it's all good
Don't worry about your count
Destroy the humans

:munch:

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
But I am human!
Why do you want me to kill
my own kind, you fiend?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

tarbrush posted:

Hi all, I am the
new Mills but I am bad at
Haiku
So, how do you feel
About having both titles?
Please speak honestly.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Haiku buried it
But there is an active check
All should play 0

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Oh, right, I forgot.
Not worth the cards, but still, ouch.
##play 0 and pray.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
The Cent matters not
We can kill it RFN
If Lee is human

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
And if he isn't?
I know Tarbrush isn't Mills
But, still. Dictator.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
If your threat still stands
And Tarbrush wants to stay free
Then I will kill it

If Lee should refuse
You and I will stage a coup
and wrest back control

Or we try our luck
On my OPG to deal
With either problem

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Hey, SN, did you
Play your cards into the check?
Hm. Did anyone?

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
My first post after
the Crisis was posted says
"I play 0 cards"

That same post also
says the same thing I just said:
I laugh at one Cent

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
We could still whiff it
If we roll really badly
And we've no Strat Plan.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I can help with this
##play 1, of mysterious strength
exciting crisis!

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
My dear Chief Tyrol
Rolling is not the answer
To the Cent problem

The answer, instead
of lying in firearms
lies in politics

Unless I forgot
information that I can't
currently access

I fear I cannot
be more specific, lest I
break Secrecy rules

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Oh, that's what you meant.
I forgot that was a thing.
...five more syllables.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
My goto third line
would be "refrigerator."
which I used before

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Lots of things happened
Goodbye Mills, hello tarbrush!
Re: check, play zero

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

It's pronounced "ree"

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
play 0
Whack a centurion
will commerce shortly. Power of
dictatorship is great.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I don't get you, Numb.
Explain to me the logic
If you'd be so kind.

When Mills was 'Polly
You were sure he was a bot.
How does tar change that?

It may be meta
But we can't ignore actions
Just 'cause of a sub.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
My play will probably
Reflect Mill's priorities and goal
We both like titles

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
There's no reason for
Tar not to play along here
Numb went over that.

Is Fathis still here?
His OPG would solve this.
But then, Sleeper. drat.

I still like the use.
Solve this poo poo once and for all.
SN, Munk, your thoughts?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Poison Mushroom posted:

There's no reason for
Tar not to play along here
Numb went over that.

Is Fathis still here?
His OPG would solve this.
But then, Sleeper. drat.

I still like the use.
Solve this poo poo once and for all.
SN, Munk, your thoughts?

I am always here.
However I am unsure
About using it

It would be good now
But we would lose this knowledge
After Sleeper hits

In truth it would not
Solve this poo poo once and for all
Only push it back.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Even were I cylon
I'd play along till sleeper
At this point right here

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
We can't afford that
It'd mean more distances 1 jumps.
A slow, boring death.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Poison Mushroom posted:

We can't afford that
It'd mean more distances 1 jumps.
A slow, boring death.

Much like your posting :v:
I totally get your point
Still unsure 'bout it

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.
Cylon Virus - 13 TAC ENG

LEA 4 - Declare Emergency
TAC 1 - Launch Scout
ENG 1 - Repair

Total: -2 - FAIL. A Centurion boards Galactica!

Launch Raiders: the basestar in sector 1 launches 4 raiders.

Turn 5.3: Dictator Apollo (tarbrush) is the Current Player.


Dictator Apollo (tarbrush) draws 2 PIL, 1 TAC, 2 LEA by CO.

Baltar (Fathis) still needs to draw for Delusional Intuition.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Loyal subjects
You had an ultimatum?
Care to restate it?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Well, before the Cent
I wanted President Laura
But this is important.

Ugh, secrecy rules.
Check your hand for an option.
Make robot go boom!

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

You have a houseguest
You should make him feel at home
Not rudely kill him

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