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OldTennisCourt posted:Little Ceaser's gimmick is you walk right in and buy a premade pizza they just reheat. Cool, they're cheap and if you just want a quick dinner that's okay I guess. The problem is that they keep trying to burn Pizza Hut and Dominos with this line of thinking "Who wants to go on such a COMPLICATED website and order a pizza!?". They make it fresh, their whole thing is just they're able to have it ready all the time because they have such a limited menu.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Little Ceaser's gimmick is you walk right in and buy a premade pizza they just reheat. Cool, they're cheap and if you just want a quick dinner that's okay I guess. The problem is that they keep trying to burn Pizza Hut and Dominos with this line of thinking "Who wants to go on such a COMPLICATED website and order a pizza!?". Hey Dominos believes that ordering a pizza is complicated enough that they needed to make a voice app to take orders. Because apparently pushing buttons or actually calling a store is too difficult. While I don't really like the idea of it, I understand the point of having an app/website to take orders because it reduces some phone traffic to the store and allows the workers in the store to be more productive or feel less stressed/pressured, but I absolutely don't get why there needs to be a voice app. It's kind of like those stupid Visa Checkout commercials that have people making fast reservations/buying stuff while doing something stupid/complicated. Are people really in such a hurry now that 15 extra seconds is going to stop them from making a purchase?
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Feb 4, 2015 04:06
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Dominos is the company that aired commercials trying to convince people not to call to order from them.
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Feb 4, 2015 04:19
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muscles like this? posted:Dominos is the company that aired commercials trying to convince people not to call to order from them. they also made commercials talking about how lovely their pizza was, but now it's totally better on several different occasions over the last decade
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Feb 4, 2015 05:26
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There is a Budweiser ad that is supposed to be about drinking responsibly. People at a bar phone for a cab, and the Clydesdales come and pick them up. Were the Clydesdales sitting around the corner the whole time? How do the drunk people know that the Clydesdales are there for them from halfway down the street?("Is that our cab?") How does the horse team waiting for these people know that they have drunk enough Anheuser-Busch swill until they are mildly intoxicated? How do they know they were drinking Bud products anyway? They could be drinking anything. Martinis, or Scotch on the rocks. What if they were drinking Miller? Or Guinness? Maybe they were ultra-hipsters, and drinking one of the European beers not associated with Anheuser-Busch also named Budweiser(over 100 legal disputes).
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Feb 4, 2015 08:38
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Nerdfest X posted:Were the Clydesdales sitting around the corner the whole time? Are you familiar with the burgeoning field of ridesharing? They partnered with the ridesharing company Lyft. Nerdfest X posted:How do the drunk people know that the Clydesdales are there for them from halfway down the street?("Is that our cab?") because of Lyft's app Nerdfest X posted:How does the horse team waiting for these people know that they have drunk enough Anheuser-Busch swill until they are mildly intoxicated? They used Lyft
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Feb 4, 2015 13:29
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Nerdfest X posted:There is a Budweiser ad that is supposed to be about drinking responsibly. People at a bar phone for a cab, and the Clydesdales come and pick them up. Considering they were being filmed the whole time, I would say those people were probably in on it.
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Feb 4, 2015 13:37
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OldTennisCourt posted:Little Ceaser's gimmick is you walk right in and buy a premade pizza they just reheat. Cool, they're cheap and if you just want a quick dinner that's okay I guess. The problem is that they keep trying to burn Pizza Hut and Dominos with this line of thinking "Who wants to go on such a COMPLICATED website and order a pizza!?". The Pizza Hut app had some dumb poo poo that made you shake the toppings on the pizza. It's cute, but come on.
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Feb 4, 2015 13:49
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Rudoku posted:The Pizza Hut app had some dumb poo poo that made you shake the toppings on the pizza. It's cute, but come on. Pizza hut should use the same app Digorno did to make their own magical creations
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Feb 4, 2015 18:06
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What I'm saying is I want a dickbutt pizza hut stuft crust pizza
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Feb 4, 2015 18:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uojoBHjZohI At 1:30 - he's going to gently caress that bear, isn't he?
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Feb 5, 2015 03:21
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After years of hearing ads for it, can we just put EVERY Vermont Teddy Bear ad in the "Ads We Hate" category?
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Feb 5, 2015 03:23
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Rirse posted:After years of hearing ads for it, can we just put EVERY Vermont Teddy Bear ad in the "Ads We Hate" category? That would save some time.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:37
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Mister Kingdom posted:At 1:30 - he's going to gently caress that bear, isn't he? By the end of the commercial they're strongly implying a m/f/b threesome.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:37
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I'm getting really tired of Popeye's ads. They have this smug superiority to them that seems really unearned. The latest one is especially bad because they have a representative of the "other guys" in it and they dress him poorly and give him a goofy voice.
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Feb 5, 2015 14:05
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Popeyes owns though.
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Feb 5, 2015 15:39
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I could tear up some popeyes biscuits right now
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Feb 5, 2015 17:08
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EY LISTEN UP, DIS IS JIMMY HEAH gently caress you and your loving zippy snore device, Jimmy. Get off my radio.
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Feb 5, 2015 22:29
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I've never been to Sonic, and their commercials give me zero desire to change that.
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Feb 6, 2015 04:13
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Sonic's food is terrible even compared to any other fast food joint. The only reason to go there is for weird drinks/shakes
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Feb 6, 2015 19:59
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White people shouldn't rap, 2015 version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SRdNjBPnzQ
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Feb 7, 2015 14:25
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Vicas posted:they also made commercials talking about how lovely their pizza was, but now it's totally better And it's been a magnificent success.
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Feb 7, 2015 14:44
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Timett posted:Sonic's food is terrible even compared to any other fast food joint. The only reason to go there is for weird drinks/shakes Sonic is actually pretty good, you must not go to many fast food places if you think it's anything approaching the worst.
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Feb 7, 2015 15:48
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raditts posted:Sonic is actually pretty good, you must not go to many fast food places if you think it's anything approaching the worst. I like their breakfast offerings
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raditts posted:Sonic is actually pretty good, you must not go to many fast food places if you think it's anything approaching the worst. I'm still waiting for the Sonic fast food/Sonic the Hedgehog tie in commercial 
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Feb 7, 2015 17:00
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Sonic's burgers are blah but their coneys are great.
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Feb 7, 2015 18:35
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Sonic had this one hamburger a couple years ago with pepperjack cheese and some kind of pepper sauce. I really liked it. Wish they'd bring it back.
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Feb 8, 2015 00:15
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Maxwell Lord posted:Sonic's burgers are blah but their coneys are great. That's the drat truth!!
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Feb 8, 2015 02:55
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Their fire island burger was pretty nice.  Breakfast burritos are loving radical, though.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:06
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I saw a slightly shorter version of this commercial last night on adult swim. I thought they made it at first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAj3lOyv3s
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Feb 9, 2015 17:07
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I had the exact same same reaction. "Heh an after-school PSA parody... Wait... this is real  "I mean I guess it's sort of good that they're flat out saying how smoking makes you unattractive and unpleasant to be around in the eyes of normal people, but putting it in the form of a three minute hip hop video with people making goofy exaggerated faces and unironically shouting "HASH TAG" was pretty grating.
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Feb 9, 2015 17:41
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I feel like that song was made to be sung by Drag Queens about Grindr but somehow the muse missed her mark and it ended up in someone whose idea of funny is "let's just make it kinda bad, but ironically" like a post-'aughties version of the late 90's without a single lick of self-awareness about how kinda mean-spirited the whole thing is.
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Feb 9, 2015 18:00
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Gaunab posted:I saw a slightly shorter version of this commercial last night on adult swim. I thought they made it at first I just saw this on my tv and now I want to lead some sort of genocide against anyone that made that, thought it was a good idea, or appeals to.
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Feb 10, 2015 02:43
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Isn't that one of the epic meal time dipshits in the preview thumbnail thing gross
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Capn Beeb posted:Isn't that one of the epic meal time dipshits in the preview thumbnail thing They're all YouTube celebs
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Feb 10, 2015 03:08
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I like this one: http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7xHm/progressive-talk-show-featuring-maury-povich
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Feb 10, 2015 03:21
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Sash! posted:I just saw this on my tv and now I want to lead some sort of genocide against anyone that made that, thought it was a good idea, or appeals to. I just saw this. It's so goddamn long.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:04
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Sash! posted:I just saw this on my tv and now I want to lead some sort of genocide against anyone that made that, thought it was a good idea, or appeals to. Excellent. I'll take all the hot chicks that smoke, not to mention I don't want to be with someone who's going to be a massive bitch about something I like anyway. I haven't had a cigarette for a couple of months now, but goddamn does the self-righteousness of most non-smokers piss me off.
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Sash! posted:I just saw this on my tv and now I want to lead some sort of genocide against anyone that made that, thought it was a good idea, or appeals to. If I ever run into someone that worked on or was in a Truth ad, I'm going to tell them that their terrible ads were what made me start smoking.
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Gaunab posted:I saw a slightly shorter version of this commercial last night on adult swim. I thought they made it at first This was the first thing I saw when I started Mike Tyson Mysteries on my DVR. It's like they pulled someone through a time portal from the 90s, gave them a quick rundown on technological advancements in mobile phones, then immediately set them to work on an anti smoking PSA.
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