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DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Goons, well. They are fat. It comes with the territory.

yo momma so fat she considered a territory

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Mindblast
Jun 28, 2006

Moving at the speed of death.


So it's true that converts are the biggest fanatics eh.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

gently caress you homo

Txt me :wink:

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Goons, well. They are fat. It comes with the territory.

Well, yeah. You have to maintain a proper sedentary lifestyle to post here.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

January: all my coworkers bring bag lunches to work. This is going to be the year I lose the weight!

February: Chinese food, Pizza, Greek, Doritos, Cake, Bagels

:::eats 5000 calorie lunch::

::drinks Diet Pepsi::

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
its cool that in this modern renaissance of gbs 2.1, there are people still as gay as ever and are convinced that their politically correct opinions not only belong here but should also be stated openly. get hosed fatties

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Fat people who smoke hate fate people who smoke, the thread. Actually haven't we had this exact thread like a dozen times before?

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
when people look back on america's downfall they will mock us for supporting an underclass of unhealthy fat people to the death

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
i hate fat people

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Since the megathread I've lost and kept off 15lbs that had been sitting around for a decade and have gotten 2 other people off their asses and becoming better people by being not fat so thank you fat hate thread(s)

All hail Terry Crews

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The fat thread never should have been gassed, and the helldump thread sucks because I have to wade through unrelated poo poo to find fat posts.

This is a good thread.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES


hey boyz~

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Chris Christie posted:

The fat thread never should have been gassed, and the helldump thread sucks because I have to wade through unrelated poo poo to find fat posts.

This is a good thread.

no one tell the mods about this thread so they never find out its about fat hating

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Fat people who smoke hate fate people who smoke, the thread. Actually haven't we had this exact thread like a dozen times before?

arent you a lard rear end whos so fat that your wife is no longer attracted to you?

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES

Panniculus Rift posted:

arent you a lard rear end whos so fat that your wife is no longer attracted to you?

i feel bad for him for being married to a fat-shaming harpy

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Fat people who smoke hate fate people who smoke, the thread. Actually haven't we had this exact thread like a dozen times before?

lol no, this is not the case

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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Ah good, it'll be over quickly then/

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Fat smokers are the worst.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Christ how much weight can a typical four wheeler support?

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
hey.... this isnt about smokers.. you tricked me!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Doctor Shapes posted:

hey.... this isnt about smokers.. you tricked me!

u love it u little whore

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

MaxxBot posted:

Christ how much weight can a typical four wheeler support?

at the beach you always see the fattest lifeguard trucking around on the 4 wheeler

e: granted those girls are like 160 tops

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Feb 6, 2015

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

MaxxBot posted:

Christ how much weight can a typical four wheeler support?

I assume she means a rascal

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i'm no fan of hitler but at least the guy wasn't fat

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
The title of this thread is throwing me off.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Lunixnerd posted:

an insatiable hunger for cock

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
would rather sit next to a fatty then somebody smoking

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Some fat girls are hot... yeah I said it.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im 28 and weigh the same as i did in highschool only im leaner and more muscular

get owned fatlords

Splurgerwitzl posted:

Some fat girls are hot... yeah I said it.

its true but there is a line between a chubby girl and a morbidly obese woman. many people get confused by this concept

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
OP you son of a bithc

smokers may take a long time to cook a rack of ribs but in what universe they are "gross"

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I hate obese people and when one of my neighbors or relatives is obese it pains me to not have to hate them as much as i want to

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Pon de Bundy posted:

would rather sit next to a fatty then somebody smoking

depends, sometimes the fat is sweating and has the stench of garbage juice rolling down their fat. second hand smoke will probs kill me first but fat stench is disgusting.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i've gained some weight since i graduated because i keep smoking pot and eating big bowls of sugary cereal at night

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Monkey Fracas posted:

OP you son of a bithc

smokers may take a long time to cook a rack of ribs but in what universe they are "gross"

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Frog Act posted:

i've gained some weight since i graduated because i keep smoking pot and eating big bowls of sugary cereal at night
then stop eating all that cereal for 6 y/os, idiot. Take up cigarettes instead.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Frog Act posted:

i've gained some weight since i graduated because i keep smoking pot and eating big bowls of sugary cereal at night

You should quit smoking and then start binge eating to get your kicks.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
if you have a medical condition keeping you fat, you can probably still do something to help mitigate the weight gain. if you just give up, you are a bitch made suicide in progress.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Blazing Zero posted:

then stop eating all that cereal for 6 y/os, idiot. Take up cigarettes instead.

i smoke cigarettes after i eat the cereal typically

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Do you guys think an electric smoker would work as well as a "natural" one? Seems like you could get most the same flavor with some hickory chips

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I think we should put fats in death camps. Vote for me and I'll holocaust people with BMI over 21

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Professor Tomtom posted:

I think we should put fats in death camps. Vote for me and I'll holocaust people with BMI over 21
put them in labor camps. if they work off the fat, they go free. second visit = lethal injection.

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