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Patriots won the Super Bowl?
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Yay! 386 56.02%
Boo! 303 43.98%
Total: 689 votes
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

True and Real posted:

Has NFL China ever been considered? To me, that would be awesome.

You've obviously never breathed the air here.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Keeping the faith, I suppose.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Keeping the faith, I suppose.



That guy only has the leg space for like a decade, it's gonna get bad.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

evilweasel posted:

That guy only has the leg space for like a decade, it's gonna get bad.

Its cool, if he is a Detroit resident than that's the rest of his life span.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

evilweasel posted:

That guy only has the leg space for like a decade, it's gonna get bad.

Nah, pink-arms, he can wrap it around the bottom of the foot and back up the other side. :black101:

swickles posted:

Its cool, if he is a Detroit resident than that's the rest of his life span.

:drat:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

evilweasel posted:

That guy only has the leg space for like a decade, it's gonna get bad.

Thankfully he has a whole other leg.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

NC-17 posted:

Thankfully he has a whole other leg.

>2024>2025> (see left shoulder)...

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I figured he'd eventually put in an asterisk, and on his other leg have

*per Madden 2024

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

whypick1 posted:

You've obviously never breathed the air here.

Oh China *laughtrack*

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ryan Allen's 64 yard punt in the 3rd quarter set a Super Bowl record.

That seems.... weird.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Butler gets the truck! Directly from GM. Hooray!

http://nesn.com/2015/02/chevy-will-give-tom-bradys-super-bowl-mvp-truck-directly-to-malcolm-butler/

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
YOU GUYS

BILL BELICHICK IS AT MY RESTAURANT

RIGHT NOW

oh wait jk gonna be normal human being about it. He's like six tables over. Best seafood place in jupiter so great choice, much like running the goal line defense with 3 cbs on that last pick

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

What's it like dining on a gas giant?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I heard that Jerry Rice cheated at football. You might as well just stab 10-year-old me in the heart.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Ostentatious posted:

What's it like dining on a gas giant?

Jokes on you, I'm technically in juno beach

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Jerry rice cheated by being too good. He should have been disqualified. Imo.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

One of us.. one of us..

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


AAA DOLFAN posted:

Jokes on you, I'm technically in juno beach

Are you time-space travelling to Normandy now ?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

hahahaha

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kawalimus posted:

I like mine too but it's fun to see fresh matchups and rivalries now and then. And if they don't do conference seeding you can still be in your division and face the Broncos in the Superbowl.

i started watching football right about when Bill Cowher took over the Steelers, and I never would have guessed that one day a team that didn't even exist would become the Steelers archrivals, or that I would hate the Patriots forever for beating a 15-1 team in the 2004 AFCG and then three years later finding out that they cheated by video taping the team's signals during practices

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

Bill and I have a lot more in common than I thought!

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Jokes on you, I'm technically in juno beach

where are you eating

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

But what does he think of SJW's?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lamadrid posted:

Are you time-space travelling to Normandy now ?

Explains why Belichick was there. He's on guard duty with a Schmeisser.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Seeing rumors that Reggie Bush is being accused of spiking drinks for Darren Sharper?

e: sounds like he's denying it. Interesting.

Parmesan Basil fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Feb 7, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Jokes on you, I'm technically in juno beach

How does Zeus fit in Hera?! Blasphemy!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Btw mister fister I talked to him and he said he thinks you suck

:iceburn:

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Seeing rumors that Reggie Bush is being accused of spiking drinks for Darren Sharper?

e: sounds like he's denying it. Interesting.

Jeezus. That would be the nightmariest scenario for the NFL. I dont think this season could get any worse for the NFL unless Russell Wilson decided to commit Biological warfare against a small town while also setting a box of puppies on fire.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

In December, Darren Sharper’s codefendant suggested that he witnessed other players spiking drinks at a Las Vegas convention. At the time, Brandon Licciardi didn’t name names.

Now, John Simerman and Ramon Antonio Vargas of the Baton Rouge Advocate report that Licciardi identified former Saints (and current Lions) running back Reggie Bush as a player Licciardi saw spiking drinks.

Specifically, Simerman and Vargas report that Licciardi said he saw Bush “drop ecstasy into Champagne glasses and hand out the illicit party drug to women on a nearby dance floor at a Las Vegas club.”

Licciardi later retreated on the claim that he saw Bush spiking drinks.

“No, I didn’t see him put it in the drink,” Licciardi told investigators regarding Bush. “He told me. And he said he was handing it to people, in Vegas. He asked me if I wanted some.

And I was like, I don’t do that stuff.”

Bush has been charged with no wrongdoing in any jurisdiction. However, the contentions from Licciardi may cause some discomfort in Detroit — and at 345 Park Avenue in Manhattan.

UPDATE 8:07 p.m. ET: Through his lawyer, Bush has strongly denied the allegations.


WHELP.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Explains why Belichick was there. He's on guard duty with a Schmeisser.
"Move your rear end Tom,working will set you free"

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Feb 7, 2015

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

AAA DOLFAN posted:

YOU GUYS

BILL BELICHICK IS AT MY RESTAURANT

RIGHT NOW

Go into the parking lot and let 2 pounds of air out of each of his tires.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Doesn't sound like they really have anything yet.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dang, yo

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
This probably calls for a new thread. (Or opening the old one if it still is axtive)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

That Works posted:

Doesn't sound like they really have anything yet.

Just the accusation in a court of law is a pretty big deal, dude.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chichevache posted:

This probably calls for a new thread. (Or opening the old one if it still is axtive)

Nah, it's not much of a story just yet. I mean you guys can make a thread if you want but I don't know what there really is to talk about

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Nah, it's not much of a story just yet. I mean you guys can make a thread if you want but I don't know what there really is to talk about

I forgot this is the loving offseason already :suicide:

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
And to think, as a Christmas gift, my parents got me a signed Reggie Bush football when he was coming out of college. :smith:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Intruder posted:

I mean you guys can make a thread if you want but I don't know what there really is to talk about

This has never stopped anyone before in this situation.

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FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014

Chichevache posted:

Everyone else rooted for Edelman because that one dude was being stupid. (Edelman isn't at fault for loving her, she's at fault for cheating)

Stop with this patriarchal victim blaming bullshit. Julian Edelman is a known sexual abuser and he probably sexually assaulted or drugged her.

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