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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

big show is the salve that heals all wounds

Being entertained: the most grievous of wounds.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Sick promo time. Leggo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bartok posted:

Roman has a decent spear. It's no Goldberg but definitely better than Edge or Batista.

no one's spear is better than edge's

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Thanks for explaining the rumble to me. Thanks a lot Roman.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Haha I almost feel bad

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Shima Honnou posted:

Same, but GDT also.

:):hf::)

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I predict the main event will be Reigns and Bryan vs Big Show and Kane or some variation of.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope Roman Reigns cuts a 20 minute promo about how Daniel Bryan is sitting on a wall that Roman Reigns will spear and cause Daniel Bryan to fall and break his neck when he hits the ground, and no amount of doctors can put him back together again.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Ninja PD posted:

Loser at Fastlane should cut their hair.

I like that. I like that a lot.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Reigns uses EXPOSITION

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the despair

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I breet

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Before the Rumble I hadn't watched wrestling since about 2001. I've watched since then and I'm pretty sure I've developed the Correct Opinions.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

BREAT HIS rear end

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
You're alright, Columbus wrestling fans. You're alright.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Haha, they're trying to play the "Roman vs. Authority" gambit.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Edit: what the gently caress did I do

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Lol

Breet

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Brotch

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
HE'S GONNA BREAT BROCK

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i brief i beat brock lesnar

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

The Landstander posted:

Reigns uses EXPOSITION

it's not very effective...

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Roman's story parallels Entourage to me for some reason.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I'M THE UNDERDOG GUYS

GUYS WHY WON'T YOU CHEER ME?

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Zyla posted:

no one's spear is better than edge's

His spear was so lovely he ended his own career with it

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

holy crap curtis axel

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
"I brie brock lesnar". BRIE MODE!!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

this storyline is like anti-meta

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
"No, look, the Authority hates me! I'm the underdog against the bosses, just like that Daniel Bryan guy!"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Ohio being smarky. I am genuinely shocked!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Cue three pages of people fixating on the fact that he said "breat"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
hahahahaha, trying to pull a "the higher ups don't want me to succeed" story with Reigns.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Jesus Roman can you not cut one promo without loving up?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

You were doing so well.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Roman uses MIC FEEDBACK!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Breet dat

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Maybe in five years there straight up won't be faces or heels anymore

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Breat Bock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Crampiontrip

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Roman "He sort of got cheers" Reigns

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

"Beat Daniel Bryan..." BOOOOOOOOOO

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