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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Corporate Kane posted:

it says "Norm Mcdonald"

You just scared me into thinking Norm Macdonald had died you rear end, I had to go look it up to make sure he didn't.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

BGrifter posted:

Maybe Ambrose can read his way to Wrestlemania? :ohdear:

Maybe if it's the label of a bottle of Grey Goose

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That kid gets the same texts I get from my mom.

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
For my WWE Reading Challenge, I read "Big Apple Takedown again. Tell me what a great reader I am, Sheamus!"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Roman Reigns posted:

But...they believe in the pull out method :psyduck:

I can't wait for them to learn the lesson my mom learned 28 years ago!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Quick everybody poor Coca Cola on their routers!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Pariah Rex posted:

You just scared me into thinking Norm Macdonald had died you rear end, I had to go look it up to make sure he didn't.

i think it's always a safe bet to assume Norm Macdonald died that day

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Maybe if it's the label of a bottle of Grey Goose

Ambrose isn't going to drink Grey Goose he's bottom shelf 6 dollar bottle all the way.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Borrowed Ladder posted:

I didn't mean to stare but like Paige's inner thighs/vag area was mad tan

Thank You, Nikki

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

bartok posted:

I wish the 1-2-3 Kid or British Bulldog would have came to my school to tell me to read.

i would give up the vast majority of my childhood memories to be born a little later and have val venis teach me to read

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oatgan posted:

Bryan refuses to wear condoms because he can't feel anything but actually he's got spinal stenosis and needs more surgeries

I'd like to pretend that Bryan is perfectly healthy and will live a long life for at least another 10 years, oatgan, you're harshing the mellow with your reality

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

Bryan refuses to wear condoms because he can't feel anything but actually he's got spinal stenosis and needs more surgeries

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Pariah Rex posted:

Ambrose isn't going to drink Grey Goose he's bottom shelf 6 dollar bottle all the way.

Nah, Popov comes in a plastic bottle, not good for shanking.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This was some wrong person's hero



I can't get over the huge black dude kitted out in red just denying the existence of this confrontation

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Rusev's song rules.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Rusev's theme is very disorienting when you pop into it midway through.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Sheamus returns, BRIE MODE RETURN

Best Raw.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the funniest part of the whole total divas thing was that nikki called an intervention because there can't be bella twins if one is pregnant!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Corporate Kane posted:

i think it's always a safe bet to assume Norm Macdonald died that day

I know, that's why it seemed so plausible.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Corporate Kane posted:

i think it's always a safe bet to assume Norm Macdonald died that day

I think he is sober now but he is still Norm MacDonald.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Yeah crowd mics are hosed up

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Cannot WAIT for this Cena promo.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Roman Reigns posted:

But...they believe in the pull out method :psyduck:

Is that what they mean by "Brie Mode?"

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Lana's shoes don't fit

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Zyla posted:

the funniest part of the whole total divas thing was that nikki called an intervention because there can't be bella twins if one is pregnant!

They have to stay exactly the same

EXACTLY THE SAME

NO QUESTIONS

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Team Rusev is one of the few shining spots of this turdwagon.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



rusev continues to have the best main roster theme

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Zyla posted:

the funniest part of the whole total divas thing was that nikki called an intervention because there can't be bella twins if one is pregnant!

if anything, they'd look more alike during most of the pregnancy

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman Reigns posted:

But...they believe in the pull out method :psyduck:

Their scripted characters do, yes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Buckeyes are idiots

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Looking good as always.

Rusev, I mean.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I want a full on face turn on Rusev where they change nothing

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

triplexpac posted:

Rusev's theme is very disorienting when you pop into it midway through.

It's amazing if you speed it up a bit.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

heel video packages own a whole lot

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
did rusev edit this video package

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the first annual john cena award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Bard Maddox posted:

did rusev edit this video package

yes

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Vaders Jester posted:

It's amazing if you speed it up a bit.

That'll be for his face turn

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

new new new new new world order

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
These are my favourite John Cena moments.

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