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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

"you have seen things you were not supposed to see"

:dong:

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

oatgan posted:

can you imagine if raw was actually good tonight

divas match, half of the Rusev segment, and Dolph/Bray were good, so ima say this is "better than average"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

can you imagine if raw was actually good tonight

Raw is good, but not because of anything on it.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

can you imagine if raw was actually good tonight

you're asking me to do too much

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Jiro posted:

:laffo: If you think a heel wont get more BAD GUY heat for being a poo poo to his fiancee. They should just make tattooed girl his new valet and when the crowd chants he twirls her around and is just screaming "LIKE YOU MEN WOULDN'T DUMP YOUR FAT COW WIVES FOR SOMETHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS."

Rollins takes another step closer to being Edge 2.0.

Next up: cumstained Rollins shirt.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Welp.

Here comes the peen.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I wonder what Lesnar's dick looks like. Come on Sable...

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
oh boy brock. I hope he comes out and just helicopters his dick

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



National Champs :smug:

Bork Laser!

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)
Wait Brock is at Raw?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The Landstander posted:

J&J Cybersecurity

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Holy cow, Brock is actually here.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
What the gently caress why waste a Brock appearance tonight

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cock lesnar

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
It's too bad they'd never let Heyman make a crack about the Rollins dick situation.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Anime Curator posted:

I want Brock Lesnar to be a crossing guard after his stunt here with the WWE is finished

"Watch out for that steamrolla, babeh."

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Buhrock Lehznar's theme song is so badass.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Oh boy somebody interesting. finally.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Zyla posted:

deanee report: wow some people really hate renee

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Jiro posted:

:laffo: If you think a heel wont get more BAD GUY heat for being a poo poo to his fiancee. They should just make tattooed girl his new valet and when the crowd chants he twirls her around and is just screaming "LIKE YOU MEN WOULDN'T DUMP YOUR FAT COW WIVES FOR SOMETHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS."

PG & Mattel

infact, there is a new mattel toy for the kiddos

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

I wonder what Lesnar's dick looks like. Come on Sable...

Terri Runnels apparently saw it and said it was very small and pink.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
make a dick joke paul

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

THE BEAST

At the gym this morning, the workout was "Eat, Sleep, Burpee, Repeat" - my gym coach knew. He KNEW man.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Gerpy posted:


YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE OF THE WWE! NOT FUTURE CO-STAR WITH CHYNA!

Chyna's dick is bigger too.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

I wonder what Lesnar's dick looks like. Come on Sable...

he's got a tattoo of it on his chest.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jiro posted:

:laffo: If you think a heel wont get more BAD GUY heat for being a poo poo to his fiancee. They should just make tattooed girl his new valet and when the crowd chants he twirls her around and is just screaming "LIKE YOU MEN WOULDN'T DUMP YOUR FAT COW WIVES FOR SOMETHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS."

Huh...he really is the next Edge. Hopefully without all the horrible neck injuries.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Post dick sword pics please

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

El Generico posted:

What the gently caress why waste a Brock appearance tonight

Because he's losing the title at Wrestlemania and then leaving.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Jiro posted:

:laffo: If you think a heel wont get more BAD GUY heat for being a poo poo to his fiancee. They should just make tattooed girl his new valet and when the crowd chants he twirls her around and is just screaming "LIKE YOU MEN WOULDN'T DUMP YOUR FAT COW WIVES FOR SOMETHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS."

Matt Hardy's return was about as loud as I've heard a WWE crowd and without remembering the specifics that probably could have been a way bigger "thing" than it was

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

de-semen-ate

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Can Heyman just talk about dicks

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jiro posted:

:laffo: If you think a heel wont get more BAD GUY heat for being a poo poo to his fiancee. They should just make tattooed girl his new valet and when the crowd chants he twirls her around and is just screaming "LIKE YOU MEN WOULDN'T DUMP YOUR FAT COW WIVES FOR SOMETHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS."

This is far to good. WWE will just fire him or give him a ballerina gimmick. (or you know, nothing happens at all)

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
STOP REFERRING PEOPLE TO SOCIAL MEDIA COLE YOU IDIOT

Actually no, keep going.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BGrifter posted:

It's too bad they'd never let Heyman make a crack about the Rollins dick situation.

I hope he shoots.

I also hope Heyman shoots, too.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Let's talk about Seth's dick on social media, using the hashtag #WWEFastlane.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Forget Bryan and Reigns. Let's go Rollins/Lesnar twitter dick vs tattoo dick.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I have credible information.

Seth dick.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Two types of matches Brock has to prepare for:
Against one of the best ever
or
carry job

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Lol Vince is really mad about Brian Williams or something

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