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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

There's a good case for him being the best on the mic ever, in my opinion

I always used to say that Heyman was sooooo good that he was quite clearly the second best in the history of the world behind Bobby Heenan (this is a compliment!), but his last few promos have been SO good that I'm starting to seriously think he may be seriously giving Heenan a run for his money.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Is Sting's dick painted black and white too?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Lesnar should adopt the torture rack into his repetoire just because I want to see him snap someone in half.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Brock has to show up at the end of RAW to F5 both Reigns and Bryan. Has to.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Rhonne posted:

Which was worse, Seth betraying the Shied, or Seth betraying his fiance?

Both instances were pretty stiff

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Mister E posted:

Brock has mastered this business in a way few can claim.

he's as cool as everyone claims kevin nash is

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

What is a dick?

I mean, you of all people

:nws:

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

Lesnar should adopt the torture rack into his repetoire just because I want to see him snap someone in half.

The Brock Lock was awesome

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am not looking for Rollins' dick becaus e I am not actively seeking the dick pics

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Jiro posted:

The only difference is that the chick with tattoos doesn't have a wrestler bf or anything does she? There's no Fat Matt Hardy to be a face in this case, just Seth being a smarmy huge rear end in a top hat with hot chicks on his arm.

"Leighla" from Iowa needs to sign a contract :unsmigghh:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I mean, you of all people

:nws:

RiP

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

El Generico posted:

Brock has to show up at the end of RAW to F5 both Reigns and Bryan. Has to.

I wouldn't be too surprised if something like this happens. Would be weird to use a Brock appearance for just that Heyman promo

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Vertical Lime posted:

nbc owns usa

you think someone gets a special call for this

It's probably helping MSNBC's ratings honestly, since I'm sure they're still covering it nonstop like every other lame controversy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Both instances were pretty stiff

:pusheen:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Jerusalem posted:

That promo convinced me of one thing - I now want to see Brock Lesnar vs Daniel Bryan even more than I did before.

You'll get Roman and you'll like it.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I always used to say that Heyman was sooooo good that he was quite clearly the second best in the history of the world behind Bobby Heenan (this is a compliment!), but his last few promos have been SO good that I'm starting to seriously think he may be seriously giving Heenan a run for his money.

Heenan was a better manager and personality, Heyman is a better mouthpiece and hype man. I do agree though, Heyman could sell just about anything.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
So is brock going to run in later and wreck everyone

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Corporate Kane posted:

and we never heard from Cath again

I saw over a hundred posts in the Twitter thread, and got confused.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I mean, you of all people

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/KhcMElx.jpg

More like average dudley.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

why would he call him cody? this storyline is confusing

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i was told rollins posted a dick pic for a rosalina amiibo not sure how accurate that is

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Zyla posted:

why would he call him cody? this storyline is confusing

Because WWE is bad at this.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

NEW DAY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

I saw over a hundred posts in the Twitter thread, and got confused.

"Then I clicked on it, and I was even more confused."

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

NUDE DAY

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
End this gimmick.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
And the crowd goes mild.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


NEW DAY

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahahaha new day is the worst gimmick

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
dang it why is New Day so embarrasingly bad :( I like all these guys

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
So much hatred.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Oh god I don't need this poo poo right now

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oh god they shuckin and jizin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hahahaha is anybody but BIG E chanting New Day?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Nude, eh

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
nude eh

edit:gently caress

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
It's like how to kill your midcard 101

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress the New Day

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
New Day status: Not as boring as the Usos at least.

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