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Why are women such dumb bitchy sluts who only have sex with assholes? They should have sex with nice guys like me.
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Don't worry about it. I'm a good listener.
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Feb 11, 2015 03:46
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I will carry this printer for miles in the sweltering heat!
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Feb 11, 2015 04:00
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I'm just happy to help.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I will carry this printer for miles in the sweltering heat! oh god panties on her bed! 
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About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat. Now, as soon as I sat down I felt uncomfortable, but it was too late to move so I just kept eating my pizza. About ten seconds later, one of the taller guys comes over and stands next to me. I thought he was about to make fun of me or something, but when I looked over at his friends they were all preoccupied with themselves, so I looked up at him. "Yo, [INCOHERENT], you got any weed?" This guy had no expression on his face at all. He looked like a loving statue. I didn't want any trouble from him, and I didn't have any drugs, so I figured that if I just gave him the rest of my pizza he'd leave me alone. Anyway, as soon as I gave him the pizza he started laughing. He turned back to his friends, laughing and shaking his head, and then turned back around and handed me the pizza. Then he said something incoherent again and punched me in the shoulder. What the gently caress was going on? I stood up and tossed the pizza just behind him so he would have to turn around and then I just got the gently caress out of there.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:02
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cucked by an angel
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Feb 11, 2015 04:02
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I let all you other guys post first. Please, after you!
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Feb 11, 2015 04:03
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im gay
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Feb 11, 2015 04:03
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*is the bare minimum required for being a decent human being* *thinks that this is worthy of praise and admiration*
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fuc kyou op
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Super Sweet On the surface, seething with a violent rage when you are not looking.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:09
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Ugh you're hanging out with Brad tonight? That guy is an rear end in a top hat who only wants in your pants. Trust me. Just let me make decisions for you from now on cause you're not capable.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:10
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I'll show you a terrifying post. A true vision of hell!
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Feb 11, 2015 04:13
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Let's just take it slow. I don't want to rush into doing anything physical. I really like hanging out with you.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:14
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*reaches up to top shelf to grab cereal for elderly lady in the grocery store since she can't reach that high* *stops car to let mother duck and ducklings to cross the road* *buys present for girlfriend's younger brother* *volunteers at an animal shelter* *volunteers on midway island to remove plastic from albatross breeding ground* Oh you mean dickless pieces of poo poo guys? I see, my mistake..
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Feb 11, 2015 04:17
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oh sure I feel the same way about you, uh "sis" that's cool, no that's cool
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Feb 11, 2015 04:18
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*Secretly hates women* *Not a secret to anyone*
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Feb 11, 2015 04:18
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Oooh, the new trilbys are out!
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Since I am a MGTOW, I'll speak to this. MGTOW will not marry. We can date and even have long term relationships but we won't marry. Most of us won't move in with a woman and we certainly won't have kids with a western woman. All of those things give a woman too much power over us. If the power and legal obligations were equal between men and women things would be different but under these conditions, we have to be extremely careful of women. MGTOW is an adaptation men are making to a legal environment that's extremely hostile to men. When a man and a woman are battling in court, the woman has a massive advantage. And when a man finds himself in family court he is going to be pretty much destroyed financially. I know a guy who keeps having his checking account "hit" by the family court, years after his divorce was final. Moving in with a woman is also dangerous (especially if she has a kid) If she can dig up a receipt where you bought something for her kid you can suddenly find yourself paying child support to her for her kid because the kid "thinks of you as it's father". And of course if she gets pregnant, most likely to trap you into a marriage, she's got you on the hook for 20 years or so of child support. So we rarely move in with women and we take extreme care not to be trapped into involuntary parenthood. Men exist as legal inferiors compared to women. If a woman gets pregnant, the man is fully subservient to the choice the woman makes. The woman can take the morning after pill, abort, adopt, or even drop the baby off at a fire station. She can end her parenthood obligations any time she wants. You however have no such right. You must comply with her choice and if she wants the kid you have to pay and pay for a couple decades or even more if the kid decides to attend college. And if you don't or if you can't pay for some reason, the family court judge will throw you in jail. And in such situations you don't even get an appointed attorney because family court is supposed to be a civil matter (never mind the jail time). And if you refuse to go to court, the police will show up at your door to kidnap you. And if you resist, they will kill you. All this places women in a position of legally superior power that's so great that she can enslave you. That's why MGTOW are very careful with their sperm. A man's sperm is valueless to him but if a woman gets a hold of it, she can use it to turn you into a financial slave for 20 years. Guard your sperm my friends. As far as whether or not to become a MGTOW goes, each man has to decide that for himself though.?Since I am a MGTOW, I'll speak to this. MGTOW will not marry. We can date and even have long term relationships but we won't marry. Most of us won't move in with a woman and we certainly won't have kids with a western woman. All of those things give a woman too much power over us. If the power and legal obligations were equal between men and women things would be different but under these conditions, we have to be extremely careful of women. MGTOW is an adaptation men are making to a legal environment that's extremely hostile to men. When a man and a woman are battling in court, the woman has a massive advantage. And when a man finds himself in family court he is going to be pretty much destroyed financially. I know a guy who keeps having his checking account "hit" by the family court, years after his divorce was final. Moving in with a woman is also dangerous (especially if she has a kid) If she can dig up a receipt where you bought something for her kid you can suddenly find yourself paying child support to her for her kid because the kid "thinks of you as it's father". And of course if she gets pregnant, most likely to trap you into a marriage, she's got you on the hook for 20 years or so of child support. So we rarely move in with women and we take extreme care not to be trapped into involuntary parenthood. Men exist as legal inferiors compared to women. If a woman gets pregnant, the man is fully subservient to the choice the woman makes. The woman can take the morning after pill, abort, adopt, or even drop the baby off at a fire station. She can end her parenthood obligations any time she wants. You however have no such right. You must comply with her choice and if she wants the kid you have to pay and pay for a couple decades or even more if the kid decides to attend college. And if you don't or if you can't pay for some reason, the family court judge will throw you in jail. And in such situations you don't even get an appointed attorney because family court is supposed to be a civil matter (never mind the jail time). And if you refuse to go to court, the police will show up at your door to kidnap you. And if you resist, they will kill you. All this places women in a position of legally superior power that's so great that she can enslave you. That's why MGTOW are very careful with their sperm. A man's sperm is valueless to him but if a woman gets a hold of it, she can use it to turn you into a financial slave for 20 years. Guard your sperm my friends. As far as whether or not to become a MGTOW goes, each man has to decide that for himself though.?
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I will carry this printer for miles in the sweltering heat! Don't worry m'lady I installed the latest version of malware bytes. Your safe now.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:30
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someone just post all that guys posts in that entire DnD thread with the essay about love and how he was owed an apology edit: i found it CowOnCrack posted:A recent experience in romance has led me to reflect on the nature of romantic relationships and come to some conclusions that I would love to hear other viewpoints on. Just read the whole loving thing http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690075&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 bewilderment fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 11, 2015 |
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Feb 11, 2015 04:32
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Realtalk as i just figured out the best way to phrase it after reading this thread..the way to be happy with women is to swear up and down that you are taking them seriously, but never actually take them seriously. It is a very delicate balance though. Might as well just go jerk off in the woods
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Tautologicus posted:Realtalk as i just figured out the best way to phrase it after reading this thread..the way to be happy with women is to swear up and down that you are taking them seriously, but never actually take them seriously. It is a very delicate balance though. Might as well just go jerk off in the woods You're such a nice guy.
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Tautologicus posted:Realtalk as i just figured out the best way to phrase it after reading this thread..the way to be happy with women is to swear up and down that you are taking them seriously, but never actually take them seriously. It is a very delicate balance though. Might as well just go jerk off in the woods preach tautologicus i always appreciate your wisdom irt bitches
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tautologicus has feasted upon the southeast asian women and can now be sure that all things are wearisome
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charlotte wasn't worth my virginity. i wish i could meet a girl like you.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:43
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I hope one day you find someone who doesn't think you're repulsive
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Feb 11, 2015 04:46
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according to the internet, men who are nice are bad people.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:46
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yet if i said treat em mean to keep em keen, that would be problematic.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:47
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I saw you were using IE so I went and setup chrome for you with all of your bookmarks ready to go along with a few must-have extensions.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:49
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**rocks back and forth in basement sharpening kitchen knife on skull**
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Feb 11, 2015 04:50
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I saw on your phone that you misspelled "ridiculous" as "rediculous" in a couple texts to some friends, so I went ahead and fixed the autocorrect in your default keyboard app. I'm not sure why it wasn't already in there but you should be good to go for now.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:53
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i hope you live forever
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Feb 11, 2015 04:53
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hey, ice guy here, freezer broke down
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Feb 11, 2015 05:13
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yes, im really ice guy, i deliver the ice
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Feb 11, 2015 05:15
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:yes, im really ice guy, i deliver the ice You're just asking to get burned. 
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Feb 11, 2015 05:19
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bewilderment posted:someone just post all that guys posts in that entire DnD thread with the essay about love and how he was owed an apology holy poo poo goons 
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Feb 11, 2015 05:23
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no haha i'm not mad at all :)
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WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE
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