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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

For your butt.

It really is the best.

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



Shower is for your butt. Bidet is for your vagina.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jimmy Jerkboat
Apr 8, 2009

My 日本人common-law told me her bother and father talked openly about how they would use the "butt" option as a constipation cure.

Works well if you ever find yourself forcing out a particularly tough one, in Japan.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Prettz posted:

Speaking of that, here's a traditional Japanese performance of some video game music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouFhFz72oM

touhou is silly as hell

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
This is a big contender for the thing I'm going to miss most about Japan once I leave. The heated seats are pure heaven too, especially during winter in uninsulated buildings.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Sashimi posted:

This is a big contender for the thing I'm going to miss most about Japan once I leave. The heated seats are pure heaven too, especially during winter in uninsulated buildings.

If Japan is so great why are their buildings insulated so poorly?

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Applewhite posted:

If Japan is so great why are their buildings insulated so poorly?
It really isn't great actually. It's just another country with its own set of good things and bad things.

As for the insulation, its probably a combination of construction companies being cheap and the Japanese just silently putting up with unnecessary bullshit as a part of their culture.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Sashimi posted:

It really isn't great actually. It's just another country with its own set of good things and bad things.

Uh oh I wish I'd heard this before burning my US passport upon passing through Japanese customs...

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Applewhite posted:

Uh oh I wish I'd heard this before burning my US passport upon passing through Japanese customs...

baka gaijin~

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sashimi can I crash at your place?

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


はい勿論 :keke:

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

lookit this gaijin doing dumb gaijin things like over-henkanning words

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


t-that was completely intentional

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Applewhite posted:

If Japan is so great why are their buildings insulated so poorly?

They were design to be intentionally drafty for the summer months but on the flip side are miserable in the winter due to lack of central heating/no insulation.

http://www.davidappleyard.com/japan/jp10.htm

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
So, their houses are designed poorly on purpose at this point, as a cultural thing?

plainswalker75 fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 12, 2015

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Is this how Westworld started? http://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/japan-announces-plans-first-hotel-run-robots-180954168/?no-ist

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008


LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

plainswalker75 posted:

So, their houses are designed poorly on purpose at this point, as a cultural thing?

If you go far enough north that it starts to get actually cold you get some insulation.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

plainswalker75 posted:

So, their houses are designed poorly on purpose at this point, as a cultural thing?
Unless you go to Hokkaido, they do properly insulate their houses up there since they have properly cold winters, so hypothermia would be a legit concern without well designed houses.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

She's no Yul Brynner.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Somebody is going to try and have sex with it.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Uhhh, yeah umm hi, do you think you can help me open my room here I seem to have forgotten my key.


...yeah, I mean if it's no bother maybe you could just open the door for me?


I was told you speak English? DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH? Is there anybody watching now who can help me?


Okay fine, I'll just retrace my steps...


Did... did you follow me all the way back to the bar? Excuse me, somebody? CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME, HELP!!!!!!

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006


Bruce Jenner looking good.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmSYnOvEueo&t=68s

The first generation is gonna be pretty rough.

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmSYnOvEueo&t=68s

The first generation is gonna be pretty rough.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmSYnOvEueo&t=68s

The first generation is gonna be pretty rough.

the singing fleshlight

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



etalian posted:

the singing fleshlight

It moans! It slurps! It's self lubricating! It never uses teeth! And it never, ever asks when it's its turn

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

etalian posted:

the singing fleshlight

Little Sex Shop of Horrors

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
a hotel run by the Chuck E Cheese band in human skins, nothing creepy about that

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
Ever heard of Sugihara Chiune? He was a Japanese diplomat in Lithuania who saved thousands of Jews during WWII by writing them transit visas to Japan. He's the only Japanese person to be honored as a Righteous amongst the nations. Here is a short documentary about him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAwqhytNAjY

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Panchira Gallery in Asakusa, Tokyo







Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"You're in a Johnnycab!"

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

"You're in a Johnnycab!"

now i wanna see her angry face

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Munsun posted:

now i wanna see her angry face

"Hope you enjoyed the ride!"

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Germany does it better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwmMGAlg9QI

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
Japanese people are cat whisperers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB2GBeTMKZo

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Plexiwatt posted:

a hotel run by the Chuck E Cheese band in human skins, nothing creepy about that

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