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open world platformer with base building elements oh wait its valley without wind which loving sucked balls lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 12:59 |
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Skilleddk posted:open world platformer with base building elements
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:02 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:actually its terraria wich is awesome because you get to dynamite the hell out of some gay idiots pretend house. yeah actually you are right. terraria fuckin owns
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:05 |
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I've been working on this game for ten years and it's finally finished. It's a masterpiece! *It's actually Cortex Command*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:05 |
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Skilleddk posted:yeah actually you are right. terraria fuckin owns some dumb guy whose server I found: look at my really nice, cool castle and armor on my hard core character. I spent 30000 hours getting all this stuff. me with inv full of dynamite and explosive blocks: cool
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:07 |
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don't people have better things to do with their lives than spend 30000 hours making autist megaprojects in minecraft/terraria and then putting it at the mercy of the internet? like at least save the thing or make a hard copy somehow
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:11 |
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icantfindaname posted:don't people have better things to do with their lives than spend 30000 hours making autist megaprojects in minecraft/terraria and then putting it at the mercy of the internet? like at least save the thing or make a hard copy somehow
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:16 |
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read thread title. real indie devs don't have time to play games
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:18 |
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okay guys ive been working on the game for 3 years. in the mean time ive been a massive burden to my family and my wife has had to take on 4 jobs. im ready now to receive all the internet cred i deserve.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:21 |
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GUYS GUYS GUYS A FINNISH WEBSITE GAVE US A MENTION! *takes rest of week of to celebrate*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:26 |
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Also: http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/DylanJones/20150209/235981/How_to_cut_food_from_your_indie_game_budget.php Instead of making game, create a situation that does not need fixing, and blog it to a circle jerk self rear end sniffing gaming website! Edit: "For science, I went to a small Unity event, which revolved around whisky tasting."
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:36 |
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Oh man its hard to get motivated this week, I'll go watch some porn for inspiration.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:36 |
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happyhippy posted:Also:
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 13:38 |
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*makes game and webiste* http://www.revolution60.com/
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:07 |
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Tigern posted:*makes game and webiste* Makes game and it is good (is Japanese) http://store.steampowered.com/app/313400/
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:09 |
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Tigern posted:*makes game and webiste* hahahha that looks like SHIIIIIT
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:10 |
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Low polygon honestly doesn't bother me as long as it looks good and there's a good game in there somewhere.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:36 |
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like i assume there are cases where ps1 graphics could be used to good effect, but it seems that's not one of them
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:47 |
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4 years and her parents money
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:48 |
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poptart_fairy posted:4 years and her parents money
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:56 |
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poptart_fairy posted:4 years and her parents money Has main character hating her parents in intro for holding her back.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 15:07 |
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Its a point and click adventure game with rhythm elements.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 15:55 |
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Applewhite posted:Its a point and click adventure game with rhythm elements. Rhythm games are fun though
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 16:00 |
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Skilleddk posted:open world platformer with base building elements gently caress you that game was ugly in just the right way and you got to fight giant cyborgs in a crate factory
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 16:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 16:41 |
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We're making a Half Life 2 mod! (Website shows 3 untextured gun models) We're making a Half Life 2 mod too! It'll have single player and multiplayer! (Website shows 4 untextured gun models) We're also making a Half Life 2 mod! It's gonna have zombies and poo poo! (Website shows 2 untextured gun models)
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:33 |
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"You know what's SOOO hot right now? 80's action tropes"
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:55 |
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Komojo posted:We're making a Half Life 2 mod! Constant zombie references and tedious fellatio of the same repetitive elements of popular culture means that indie people will miss the point where people are adopting indie tropes just to be ironic. hopefully they will consume each other and we can be free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xButjfhZWVU
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:31 |
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ElGroucho posted:"You know what's SOOO hot right now? 80's action tropes" So our game will be about the A-team, but mixing it up a bit for the 21st Century. Instead of all cishet males, they will be all diverse spectrums of the genderverse. For example, B.A Baracus is now a butch gender queer fag/hag hag/fag fag/fag lesbian Eskimo. She gets into fits of rage when confronted by social issues, and is scared by flying. When scared, instead of drugging her/hers/himself, they have to group hug until she falls asleep. The quick time event of this will make players think.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:39 |
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'We call our game BROFORCE #YOLO #SWAG"
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:42 |
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*re-skins an NES platformer with mature and edgy sprites (e.g. bloody tampon with legs/baby with a straight razor/faceless goat) and adds "cool" chip-tunes* *adds incomprehensible/terrible story about the concept of freedom or some poo poo* *wins 50+ GOTY awards from every gaming site ever*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:42 |
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*puts Princess Peach in overalls, replaces Mario's sprite with hers* *gets like 25 articles praising new subversive feminist game*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:34 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*puts Princess Peach in overalls, replaces Mario's sprite with hers* "When it's a red blob of pixels rescuing a pink blob of pixels, I feel oppressed, as if the developers are trying to say 'look at this, colors associated with femininity imply helplessness' it was a nice change when it was the pink blob of pixels doing the rescuing of the red blob. It is very empowering."
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:42 |
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*forgets to switch out original Princess Peach sprite at end of game* Uh, what I was doing there was basically sending girls a message of strength. I was saying, "You can rescue YOURSELF."
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:44 |
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I was inspired to make this game when I asked myself "how come no one ever makes a game from the villain's point of view?" Huh?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:54 |
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we put Society of the Spectacle on one line and made the letters have collision. that's the first level.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 00:55 |
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Butt Wizard posted:can you imagine someone making the old duke nukem today without it causing a massive sjw meltdown Well Duke was outrageously unfunny so at least something funny would be involved with it this time.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 00:59 |
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yeah the real question is why would anyone do that e: wait they did. it was duke nukem forever and no one paid attention long enough to get mad
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 01:01 |
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Komojo posted:We're making a Half Life 2 mod! These are the best because they sometimes actually release and you get stuff like Black mesa source, which took years of development and was forgotten within two weeks of release
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 01:02 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Well Duke was outrageously unfunny so at least something funny would be involved with it this time. Ewwww, looks like that soldier shouldn't have left their post *gets job at gearbox writing duke's lines
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