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Me, I get on my phone and browse forums /talk to close friends on chat apps because I almost always have sex with somebody i have no real connection with and i feel a bit hollow afterwarsd. then, if we are at mine, i stick on some TNG while she cleans her face. soemtimes i wish I smoked cos that seems like a cool thing to do after smashing a bird out. how about you?
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make an e/n thread about it
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Feb 13, 2015 10:44
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Roll over and leave her in the wetspot.
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Feb 13, 2015 10:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Roll over and leave her in the wetspot.
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Feb 13, 2015 10:49
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CUM
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Feb 13, 2015 10:49
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i hope to one day find out
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Feb 13, 2015 10:51
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clean myself up with a sock, op
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Feb 13, 2015 10:52
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get yer mam to make me breakfast, op
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Feb 13, 2015 10:53
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Usually I vomit, then I apologize to the other person and assure them that it has nothing to do with them.
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Feb 13, 2015 10:54
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Feel yet again that the reality never matches the expectation.
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Feb 13, 2015 10:58
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Close the grave.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:00
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pay the bill
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Feb 13, 2015 11:04
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wake up
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Feb 13, 2015 11:07
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Cuddle, talk, shower. Then go to sleep.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:09
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deflate her
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Feb 13, 2015 11:17
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Put her in the washing machine with extra fabric softener.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:20
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opus111 posted:i stick on some TNG As in st:tng? do you warn her not to tell her parents what just happened or you'll BOTH get in trouble?
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Feb 13, 2015 11:23
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star trek is the ultimate deflated-feeling companion. also it gets them out of my space more quickly.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:31
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just a little lifehack for you bro.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:31
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remind her of the consequences if she tells anyone
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Feb 13, 2015 11:32
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opus111 posted:star trek is the ultimate deflated-feeling companion. also it gets them out of my space more quickly. one day you will hook up with a trekkie and she'll feel like your post-coital shotgunning of encounter at farpoint parts 1 and 2 makes you soul mates and you'll never get rid of her
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Feb 13, 2015 11:33
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dont terrify me i couldn:t think of anything worse than a trekkie.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:50
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opus111 posted:dont terrify me i couldn:t think of anything worse than a trekkie. a dr who fan *eldritch shudder*
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Feb 13, 2015 11:52
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lol if your first response isn't smoke a cigarette like the cool sexhaver youare
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Feb 13, 2015 11:54
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i leave
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Feb 13, 2015 11:55
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go on myspace and then listen to some MGMT (the joke is that it's been many years since sex)
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Feb 13, 2015 11:56
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Replenish my fluid and nicotine levels, usually. Often wash my hands somewhere in there, too.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:57
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Orkin Mang posted:a dr who fan *eldritch shudder* it sets up a good one liner if the condom breaks. "which is ur favorite dr? I hope its the abortion dr!"
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Feb 13, 2015 12:05
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Usually I go weep in the bathroom
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Feb 13, 2015 12:10
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grab some loo paper and wipe my cum up.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:12
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put the whip away and go back to furiously posting in D&D about white priviledge
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Feb 13, 2015 12:12
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Let out that wicked thai food fart I've been holding in for 3 hours.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:13
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krampster2 posted:pay the bill You pay before hand. 
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Feb 13, 2015 12:17
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Roll over and leave her in the wetspot. Only answer worth a drat.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:19
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fart
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Feb 13, 2015 12:20
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Remind them that I'm Bill Cosby and no one will believe them.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:29
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Close the Xhamster-tab in my browser.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:30
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apologize
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Feb 13, 2015 12:30
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Upload the money shot to vine
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Feb 13, 2015 12:35
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Try and stop the bleeding.
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