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Or are their wives just reading 50 shades with a glass of chardonnay and flick their beans after their husbands go to bed? Anything that gets dudes laid is a ok with me, but I bet they're not really getting it all that more often because as americans, we are incredibly sexually repressed.
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dad gay, so what
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Feb 15, 2015 23:06
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Crosspostin this
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Feb 15, 2015 23:11
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Wanamingo posted:Crosspostin this hmmm poo poo I may have been a bit to subtle with my joke  perfect
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Feb 15, 2015 23:15
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lol no you think they are gonna do that stuff with a non millionaire?
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Feb 15, 2015 23:29
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sex isn't even real
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Feb 15, 2015 23:31
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If you read the books it actually treats S & M really weird, it's all really tame babby bitchs first butt plug type stuff but the underlying principle across all the books is that it's deviant no good stuff that the girl tricks him into not liking because it's Wrong and he's only into it because he got raped by some older lady when he was 15. It's really the boring book worm girl who wins his heart and makes him get wifed up and caked up and have a baby. So it introduces women who think S & M is light spanking and a buttplug and having a billionaire feed you hamburgers to the concept of power dynamics, while also showing that it really is just deviancy you can will out of a man through withholding sex. The movie is even more forward about this so lol if you think anyones even getting laid over this piece of poo poo.
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Feb 15, 2015 23:34
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did the guy get buttplugged?
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Feb 15, 2015 23:37
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from my man trig:Trig Discipline posted:the great bit is that literally thousands of couples are going to go see it and see that bdsm looks really hot on screen. then they'll get home, get out their fifty shades of grey official riding crop and handcuffs, and give it a shot. he'll smack her once with the crop, she'll say "ow you fucker that actually loving hurt", and they'll both spend the rest of the night sulking in separate rooms
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:If you read the books it actually treats S & M really weird, it's all really tame babby bitchs first butt plug type stuff but the underlying principle across all the books is that it's deviant no good stuff that the girl tricks him into not liking because it's Wrong and he's only into it because he got raped by some older lady when he was 15. It's really the boring book worm girl who wins his heart and makes him get wifed up and caked up and have a baby. So it introduces women who think S & M is light spanking and a buttplug and having a billionaire feed you hamburgers to the concept of power dynamics, while also showing that it really is just deviancy you can will out of a man through withholding sex. The movie is even more forward about this so lol if you think anyones even getting laid over this piece of poo poo. goons are about overcoming deviancy as well. I used to be a furry, now I'm a normal, vanilla, gay cuck.
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Feb 15, 2015 23:40
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forcefully making bae eat an extra burger... that's my poo poo
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Feb 15, 2015 23:42
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forced cheeseburger (everything about it)
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Feb 15, 2015 23:52
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No women want to gently caress young studs not their ugmo husbands
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Feb 16, 2015 00:06
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if my wife wants to "flick her bean" she can go right ahead, I've plowed that like ten thousand times it's nice but believe it or not there's not much urgency to make any big changes. you will understand one day
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unassertive boy 99 posted:No women want to gently caress young studs not their ugmo husbands I'm going to be a young std 4ever
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Feb 16, 2015 00:53
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Wanamingo posted:Crosspostin this What the gently caress is that thing in the background? is that some hosed up wog type caricature of a black man?
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JebanyPedal posted:What the gently caress is that thing in the background? is that some hosed up wog type caricature of a black man? yes.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:00
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the people in the background get progressively smaller at a much faster rate thant he shelves are receding lol
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Feb 16, 2015 01:04
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JebanyPedal posted:What the gently caress is that thing in the background? is that some hosed up wog type caricature of a black man? He's hard at work I don't see how its a stereotype
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Feb 16, 2015 01:04
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definitely hard at work, just taking a short breather from toiling in the offpage coal mine.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:05
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OP your av is awesome
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Feb 16, 2015 01:05
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It depends whether or not they have hired mexican maids
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Feb 16, 2015 01:06
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etalian posted:It depends whether or not they have hired mexican maids
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Feb 16, 2015 01:06
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Is there actual forced burger eating in fifty shades?
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Feb 16, 2015 01:13
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ChrisHansen posted:Is there actual forced burger eating in fifty shades? 
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Feb 16, 2015 01:14
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JebanyPedal posted:What the gently caress is that thing in the background? is that some hosed up wog type caricature of a black man? its me
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Feb 16, 2015 02:01
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ChrisHansen posted:Is there actual forced burger eating in fifty shades? also tampon eating
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:If you read the books it actually treats S & M really weird, it's all really tame babby bitchs first butt plug type stuff lol
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Feb 16, 2015 02:03
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HollisBrown posted:Or are their wives just reading 50 shades with a glass of chardonnay and flick their beans after their husbands go to bed? If Suburban America were having crazy kinky sex, 50 Shades wouldn't have sold.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:05
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It will give suburban women another thing to belittle men about, because they don't automatically know the woman's psychological need at that moment, and aren't able to perfectly cover up her emotional vacuum by acting their way through a cliched set of wish-fulfillment.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:05
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"my first butt plug" will be the title of a childrens book in the not so distant future if we continue to allow this degenerative filth to invade our culture
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Feb 16, 2015 02:06
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Also fifty shades introduces hideously unhealthy BDSM behaviors that have no place in reality but you know whatever. not that im into that sick poo poo lol and definitely not having my twink rear end in a top hat cucked.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:10
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Whatever happened to serially objectifying women as sex objects without any regard for their feelings or enjoyment? How far we have fallen.
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:If you read the books it actually treats S & M really weird, it's all really tame babby bitchs first butt plug type stuff but the underlying principle across all the books is that it's deviant no good stuff that the girl tricks him into not liking because it's Wrong and he's only into it because he got raped by some older lady when he was 15. It's really the boring book worm girl who wins his heart and makes him get wifed up and caked up and have a baby. So it introduces women who think S & M is light spanking and a buttplug and having a billionaire feed you hamburgers to the concept of power dynamics, while also showing that it really is just deviancy you can will out of a man through withholding sex. The movie is even more forward about this so lol if you think anyones even getting laid over this piece of poo poo. so you wait until your wife's halfway through the book, and then teach her to respond to lashing before she finishes it.
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moose face posted:Whatever happened to serially objectifying women as sex objects without any regard for their feelings or enjoyment? How far we have fallen. They said they'd rather have jobs and responsibility. But, they just ended up crying about everything.
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VendaGoat posted:They said they'd rather have jobs and responsibility. But, they just ended up crying about everything. waaah waaaah all i wanted was to be dominated sexually and relatioship-wise all along what did i do that for
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Feb 16, 2015 02:35
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moose face posted:waaah waaaah all i wanted was to be dominated sexually and relatioship-wise all along what did i do that for this made me check for a kelly comic about the movie (not yet)
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Feb 16, 2015 02:42
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i can pretty much get any kind of sex i want (i dont want) because im a subarban dad
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Feb 16, 2015 02:44
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dad grey.
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dad gay. so what posted:i can pretty much get any kind of sex i want (i dont want) because im a subarban dad 50 shades of Beige
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