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Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Monkey Fracas posted:

would have to be a comically large bike



You know, you might be able mount that onto a Hilux. Cousin Omar would be unstoppable.

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Arcsquad12 posted:

So the new godzilla movie features F-35s falling out of the sky from an EMP blast. Also, the Marines refused to participate in the movie specifically because the Navy was being featured. however, the Marines did appear in the crappy 1998 Godzilla where they killed the kaiju with lovely sidewinders, while the new movie has Godzilla shrugging off everything from tank rounds to naval artillery while the Navy gets hosed.

What I'm saying is the F-35 is a bad plane and the Marines are a bunch of crybabies if a movie dares to feature soldiers failing to defeat the enemy or showing off any other military branch than themselves.

My rear end Rides In Navy Equipment

Pretty rude of the Marines to be like that toward the Navy of all branches imo

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Arcsquad12 posted:

So the new godzilla movie features F-35s falling out of the sky from an EMP blast. Also, the Marines refused to participate in the movie specifically because the Navy was being featured. however, the Marines did appear in the crappy 1998 Godzilla where they killed the kaiju with lovely sidewinders, while the new movie has Godzilla shrugging off everything from tank rounds to naval artillery while the Navy gets hosed.

What I'm saying is the F-35 is a bad plane and the Marines are a bunch of crybabies if a movie dares to feature soldiers failing to defeat the enemy or showing off any other military branch than themselves.

As long as no one is wearing the same clothes as they are, they're happy.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

BigBoss posted:

As long as no one is wearing the same clothes as they are, they're happy.

the marines are just the debutantes of the military arent they

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Also, the Marines refused to participate in the movie specifically because the Navy was being featured.
Is this accurate because if it is good loving grief is the USMC populated by attention-starved kindergarteners or what?

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Trochanter posted:

You know, you might be able mount that onto a Hilux. Cousin Omar would be unstoppable.

You could probably propel the Hilux entirely on GAU-8 recoil. :D

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Sombrerotron posted:

Is this accurate because if it is good loving grief is the USMC populated by attention-starved kindergarteners or what?
Peacetime recruiting is a zero-sum game and the marine's entire marketing schtick is looking like badasses blowing up monsters and fighting dragons with sabers. They can't afford to look less bad rear end than the other branches in media because the other branches already have the upper hand by offering specializations with technical training ranging from civilian applicable tradeskills to college education.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Sombrerotron posted:

Is this accurate because if it is good loving grief is the USMC populated by attention-starved kindergarteners or what?

http://archive.armytimes.com/article/20140510/NEWS/305190021/Marines-unceremoniously-ousted-from-newest-version-Godzilla

quote:

“The Navy was the DoD lead project service for the Godzilla; however, that had no bearing on the decision regarding participation. The bottom line is the script did not get to a point where there was a benefit to the Marine Corps to participate in the production,” Hill said without elaborating.
Reading between the lines it sounds like they weren't interested because the lead in the movie was written as Navy instead of USMC

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
I just remembered that I used to know someone who adamantly refused to budge from his belief that the reason the F-35 program is more expensive than the entire Apollo program is because designing one (1) capable multirole combat aircraft with the aid of modern computers is legitimately a greater technological and engineering challenge than sending a dozen men to the moon and back with slide rules.

STEM majors. :allears:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Technically speaking designing a Good, Multirole, Stealth, VTOL, Combat Aircraft is more challenging than the Apollo program because the latter is actually physically possible.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Das Butterbrot posted:

theyre also exponentially cheaper, both the drone and the training for the operator. im pretty sure that with the amount of money a modern CAS plane costs you could easily build a drone w/ 360° FOV and have the same, or better situational awareness than in a conventional plane. the big problem is the latency from brown people country to comfy US airbase though, not sure how to fix that.

You could probably build more than one of said drones. An A-10 Warthog costs 11 million per unit, if we were even making them any more. A next-gen CAS support would probably cost at least double that because that's just how things go in the military procurement world.

Meanwhile, a Predator costs 4 million per unit. Take a drone, slap armor on it (which you can distribute all over the airframe since you don't have to budget lots of it for the cockpit), give it a bunch of machine guns and missiles, and voila. Better loiter time, no need to worry about some lucky rear end in a top hat with a Stinger getting himself a set of hostages to burn alive, more airframes means more CAS missions run at more locations, and all kinds of other bonuses. We could even rig up some kind of horrible Stuka screeching noise whenever the thing dives to attack, for psychological warfare purposes/to replace the comforting BRIIIP of the Gau-8.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BBJoey posted:

Technically speaking designing a Good, Multirole, Stealth, VTOL, Combat Aircraft is more challenging than the Apollo program because the latter is actually physically possible.

WTF you're so wrong b/c there were like a bunch of those mobile drone heli-carriers in Captain America 2. you know, the ones that could shoot anyone anywhere if their DNA was bad guy DNA.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


isnt the whole concept of a stealth plane kind of a myth anyway

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Hogge Wild posted:

hmm, how about this instead:


I'm reminded of this French thing.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

unlimited shrimp posted:

the marines are just the debutantes of the military arent they

Debutantes? Sir, I believe the word you were looking for was "assholes".

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Pornographic Memory posted:

My rear end Rides In Navy Equipment

Pretty rude of the Marines to be like that toward the Navy of all branches imo

Can the marines be mean to the navy? Last I checked they were a sub-branch of the navy, which has to be like having a violent retard brother people talk about way more.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Elukka posted:

I'm reminded of this French thing.



I assume you can't fire that thing without stopping first, and probably deploying some stabilisers?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Splode posted:

I assume you can't fire that thing without stopping first, and probably deploying some stabilisers?

it's French, the recoil propelling it rearwards is intentional

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Isn't it just rockets? then the biggest problem is aiming it at the correct thing
like a video of a new driver parallel parking except he's trying to put a big hole in a tank

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

SaltyJesus posted:

You could probably propel the Hilux entirely on GAU-8 recoil. :D


It cost four hundred thousand dollars to back my pickup out of the driveway.

Also half the block is gone.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Splode posted:

I assume you can't fire that thing without stopping first, and probably deploying some stabilisers?

It's a recoilless rifle so it's just a hollow tube for launching rockets

Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

shoot men, receive credits
Recoil would not be a problem, like already mentioned it is a recoiless rifle, but even if the weapon had tremdendous recoil it wouldn't be a problem as it can't be fired from the scooter anyway. The scooter is only for transporting it on the ground and giving air-mobile troops an added boost in mobility post drop.

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
loving Heretic!

That's not a Hilux, it's a Land Cruiser.

I have a hardon for the Hilux Marty Mcfly had a hardon for.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Debutantes? Sir, I believe the word you were looking for was "assholes".

nah, rear end in a top hat is too much of a tough term

debutante fits because they're a bunch of little bitches

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


You should snail mail a poster size version of the pic to Lockmart headquarters.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Sombrerotron posted:

good loving grief is the USMC populated by attention-starved kindergarteners or what?

yes

fold them into the navy army coast guard (who are currently making do with half as many ships as they need, free ships and toilet scrubbers welcome).

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Vengarr posted:

Meanwhile, a Predator costs 4 million per unit. Take a drone, slap armor on it (which you can distribute all over the airframe since you don't have to budget lots of it for the cockpit), give it a bunch of machine guns and missiles, and voila. Better loiter time, no need to worry about some lucky rear end in a top hat with a Stinger getting himself a set of hostages to burn alive, more airframes means more CAS missions run at more locations, and all kinds of other bonuses. We could even rig up some kind of horrible Stuka screeching noise whenever the thing dives to attack, for psychological warfare purposes/to replace the comforting BRIIIP of the Gau-8.

Forget the armour. Just fill up every square inch of excess payload space with explosives. Once the drone has shot its guns dry/launched the last missile, kamikaze it into a juicy target. Then the operator takes control of the next drone loitering overhead. You could probably shave a fair amount off the cost by building it as a single use vehicle, too.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

a missile that also has bombs inside

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
that explode into tiny drones with poison darts

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

midnightclimax posted:

that explode into tiny drones with poison darts

darts that inject nano-drones

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

bitcoin bastard posted:

darts that inject nano-drones

...that rewire congressmen's brains so they'll vote to appropriate more money for the F35???

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Libelous Slander posted:

...that rewire congressmen's brains so they'll vote to appropriate more money for the F35???

give this man a consultant gig

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
tell me again why high altitude airships aren't the future of atmospheric warfare

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i think this person is onto something

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Durgat posted:

tell me again why high altitude airships aren't the future of atmospheric warfare

lasers plus hindenburg

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

i think this person is onto something



looks like this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
At least that version can actually aim the gun.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
Add a gyroscopically stabilized mount for the rifle and suddenly you've got a nearly invisible sniping platform.

But I think rockets are still preferred, since a near hit is close enough and we've never been overly concerned about friendly fire.

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kopiko
May 8, 2011


They actually tried something like this back in 1948. It proved technically feasible and lacking any sort of hilarity, so they didn't go with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_deck#Flexible_decks

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