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Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

sticklefifer posted:

This is how Ambrose should've gotten Barrett to sign the contract.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YivZJOC2-k


What is this from? Google isn't helping.

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


perfect hair forever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alain Post posted:

Wrestling is fake.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


kdrudy posted:

So I was trying to find a data set so I could do some data analysis and see how often the PPV loser wins on the go-home show and I found http://www.profightdb.com/ which has some great data but no API I can easily work with that I can see. Great looking site, in searching through it I found that El Torito has the highest winning percentage in the WWE of anyone in it's history: http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-highest-wwwf-wwf-wwe-win-percentages.html
Late on this but I scrolled down a bit looking at number of matches for each wrestler and then got to Cena :stare:

Please retire, John, before you die :ohdear:

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

St Evan Echoes posted:

Late on this but I scrolled down a bit looking at number of matches for each wrestler and then got to Cena :stare:

Please retire, John, before you die :ohdear:

The Big Show Total Matches: 1032

Christ.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Jimmy n Jey have 422 and 425 matches under their belts already? :vince:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

St Evan Echoes posted:

Late on this but I scrolled down a bit looking at number of matches for each wrestler and then got to Cena :stare:

Please retire, John, before you die :ohdear:

Some of the numbers just seem insane, even when you take into account it's over the course of 10+ years.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Kane has 164 PPV matches under his belt, and Big Show has 132. Yikes.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




TEGGS posted:

Didn't see Raw but it sounds like Wyatt vs Taker at Wrestlemania will be a thing?

Wyatt was hammering nails into a casket and talking about a dead person. A male dead person. One could say, a dead man. The announcers sold this as if he was calling someone out, but they had no idea who.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
So Samoa Joe just quit TNA. Have him interfere with the Bryan vs Reigns match, giving his fellow Samoan the victory, leading to Joe vs Bryan at Wrestlemania. You're welcome, WWE.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

yes i'm sure the fans at home will love that

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DudeDeuce posted:

So Samoa Joe just quit TNA. Have him interfere with the Bryan vs Reigns match, giving his fellow Samoan the victory, leading to Joe vs Bryan at Wrestlemania. You're welcome, WWE.

He's not related to The Rock, so they don't care.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Makes sense, Daniel Bryan is weak to fat guys after all

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

DudeDeuce posted:

So Samoa Joe just quit TNA. Have him interfere with the Bryan vs Reigns match, giving his fellow Samoan the victory, leading to Joe vs Bryan at Wrestlemania. You're welcome, WWE.

That's... Samoan Jeff! What's he doing in the Wrestlemania Zone?!?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Angular Landbury posted:

That's... Samoan Jeff! What's he doing in the Wrestlemania Zone?!?

Fiji Pete

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

oatgan posted:

yes i'm sure the fans at home will love that

in 2005

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Hawaii John joins up with the Usos as a hip hop dancing fat guy.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I assume a lot of those matches are either dark or at live shows?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DudeDeuce posted:

So Samoa Joe just quit TNA. Have him interfere with the Bryan vs Reigns match, giving his fellow Samoan the victory, leading to Joe vs Bryan at Wrestlemania. You're welcome, WWE.

You suck

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Not gonna lie, I would buy a Fiji Pete shirt.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

AfterFather posted:

The Big Show Total Matches: 1032

Christ.

Kane: 1328

Kane and Big Show are 1. and 4. in total matches for (primarily) US based wrestlers.
Seeing Kane's name in the line-up for this years Australian tour weighed heavily in my decision not to go. That and $150 for half of an evenly split roster with the quality of wrestling in the last 12 months...

Tokamak fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Feb 18, 2015

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Wow so I guess Flair and Lawler talking about doing 400 matches a year back in the day may not be true if 1300 makes you nthe all time iron man.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Auron posted:

I just realized Seth Rollins doesn't have a match. What are they going to do with Rollins going forward? Randy Orton? I Wouldn't mind if he just shows up and trolls with J&J every week until the end of eternity.

I still can't believe that Ambrose and Rollins won't get to finish their feud at WM. They built that rivalry up for so long and then ended it with Bray Wyatt's hologram.

As dumb of a decision as it would be for Rollins, it would be funny if he used his cash-in on the IC title at Fastlane just to gently caress with Ambrose.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Angular Landbury posted:

Not gonna lie, I would buy a Fiji Pete shirt.

PETE....IS GONNA HURT YOU BADLY!!!!!

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Also I had no idea that John Tenta was Golga in the Oddities. Did WWE ever mention this? I know he wrestled in a mask.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

Wow so I guess Flair and Lawler talking about doing 400 matches a year back in the day may not be true if 1300 makes you nthe all time iron man.

To be fair, it is going off the matches listed in the database. On the other hand, it is maintained by wrestling nerds.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Oh please, they'll just pretend he's Umaga, like he was going to be originally, and hope no-one notices. It'll be like New Sin Cara.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

projecthalaxy posted:

Wow so I guess Flair and Lawler talking about doing 400 matches a year back in the day may not be true if 1300 makes you nthe all time iron man.

It's not really the best source. That site is missing a lot of old cards, so only relatively modern wrestlers have a full track record.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Samoa joe is highly over rated. There's little chance of seeing him

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Auron posted:

Samoa joe is highly over rated. There's little chance of seeing him

Samoa Joe's gonna become a professional let's player and make more money than he did in TNA playing Minecraft or whatever.


super macho dude posted:

I hope Cena realizes Alcohal is NOT the way to go. NEVER EVER GIVE UP! Especially NOT on yourself. Get outta that Illuminati if you really are in it. That aint the answer you seek. Seek Jessus Christ, & ye shall be saved. Illuminati cant touch you if you truly give your life to Jessus Christ, the one true savior of all humankind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjfpb8zurQ

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Niwrad posted:

Also I had no idea that John Tenta was Golga in the Oddities. Did WWE ever mention this? I know he wrestled in a mask.

No, but one time his mask accidentally came off and there was a great big "Earthquake" chant before he got it back on.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



If the illuminati were real I'd totally be behind them just cause of how super cool all their poo poo looks.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Auron posted:

Samoa joe is highly over rated. There's little chance of seeing him

The internet really does have all the scoops.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gaz-L posted:

Oh please, they'll just pretend he's Umaga, like he was going to be originally, and hope no-one notices. It'll be like New Sin Cara.

Newmaga

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

TheJoker138 posted:

how super cool all their poo poo looks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Tokamak posted:

Kane: 1328

Kane and Big Show are 1. and 4. in total matches for (primarily) US based wrestlers.
Seeing Kane's name in the line-up for this years Australian tour weighed heavily in my decision not to go. That and $150 for half of an evenly split roster with the quality of wrestling in the last 12 months...

Yep, I was all fired up to go to the 2014 show at the beginning of last year. Then Punk happened, then Bryan was injured, then the main was advertised to be Reigns vs. Kane in a street fight, then all of my ability to give a gently caress evaporated.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




This is before they joined the illuminati, and were still just final fantasy bosses.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't think Joe would ever get out of NXT, but it would be fun to see him there for a bit.

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

For some reason I feel like Joe would be pretty fine with working in/staying in NXT and playing video games on his Twitch account.

I mean, I'm sure he'd love to get out and do great things in US indies and in Japan as well but if we could have Joe vs Itami, Balor, Zayn, Steen, Breeze, Neville, and anybody who stops in from the main roster I'd lose my mind.

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